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The Impotent Sea Snakes
Rock / Punk / Turntablism

Too Cool For Rock 'N' Roll



ATLANTA, Georgia
United States

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Member Since4/26/2009
Band Websiteen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impotent_Sea_Snakes
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13
Vocals
Ringleader; Original Member and mouthpiece for the Snakes, 13 challenges everyone's sexuality. On stage 13 is both demanding and inviting. He encourages and experiences as much sex as possible... as long as it is safe. A night with 13 could be a Hayride to Hell or the fulfillment of your nastiest fantasies.

Buck Futt
Guitars / Vocals
Guitarist and founding member; Buck Futt plays no games. Lingerie and feather boas turn him on, hardcore. Buck is the shy type, preferring to let his guitar (and his body) do the talking. And talk they do... the universal language of love. His eyes are always hidden behind shades, the rest is wide open and available for the taking.

Princess Christy
Vocals

Craven Moorehead
Drums

Snatch Nasty
Bass / Vocals

Tess Tease
Guitars / Vocals

Pat Briggs
Vocals

Mon Cherie
Stage Performances

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RELEASES EPs & LPs

Too Cool For Rock & Roll EP 1984

Too Cool For Rock & Roll LP 1986

God Save The Queens LP 1995

Everything In Excess LP 2001

...and there are many more songs that had been released by The Impotent Sea Snakes that weren't on the 4 Releases listed above...
...they are just somewhat rare or on hard to locate EPs

DVD RELEASE

Locate The Impotent Sea Snakes DVD
Live @ Wacken, Germany 2005 Release
& More ISS Releases
@ Amazon.com or Other Well Known Pages

REVIEWS

This was the type of band Tipper Gore was put on the earth to warn us about, these boys are offensive, vile and proud of it -
Miami Herald

The Impotent Sea Snakes make Marilyn Manson look like Pat Boone -
Playboy's Sexcetera

This fivesome and its cast of characters, has all of the elements of superstardom at their fingernails... this is one of the hottest bands in the land -
RIP Magazine

The audience was awestruck... hell, I guess we all got a lot more than our money's worth... you'll have to kill me to keep me away from the next show -
Dallas Morning News

This is the trashiest bunch of glam rock / heavy metal / punk iconoclast / drag queen / conceptual artists available... a search and destroy mission against any and all preconceptions and prejuduces -
Creative Loafing in Atlanta

Perhaps the most outrageous band the U.S. has ever produced -
Alternative Press

Move over jaded imitations of Rock & Roll's hall of fame, make room for hardcore Porno Rock. Just when you thought it had all been done to death, along comes a band with the gender-bending visual appeal of the New York Dolls in a shitty mood, coupled to the aural equivalent of an out-of-control buzzsaw and the kind of lyrics that would make even the most experienced adult video actors blush like a virgin on their wedding night -
Revelation, Australia

To say that the Impotent Sea Snakes traffic offensiveness is like saying Jimi Hendrix played guitar -
Bill Wyman ~ Rolling Stone

No band would dare open for these fellows -
Josh Mitchell ~ The Chicago Reader

Had Ed Sullivan been around today, the mere sight of this glam metal expost; the Impotent Sea Snakes would most likely cause him a coronary -
Edge Magazine

If their album doesn't offend you, there is probably something wrong with you -
The Charleston Free Times

If Rock 'N' Roll is a jab in the eye of God, then these sickies are skiing on the Mighty Ones optical nerve -
Unknown

The Impotent Sea Snakes, a slamming, hard driving, tongue-on-ass-cheek rock n' roll band hailing from the southern center of drag culture; Atlanta, GA, are equal parts; Alice Cooper, The Plasmatics, Fredrico Fellini and The Marquis De Sade... mixed up with a healthy dose of LSD laced methamphetamine -
Charlie Fricke ~ Aquarian Weekly

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InfluencesKiss,
Dead Kennedys,
Sex Pistols...
Record Labelwww.cleorecs.com
Type of LabelMajor


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   About The Impotent Sea Snakes



The Impotent Sea Snakes
W/ Nashville Pussy & Guests
New Years Eve Bash
@ The Masquerade in Atlanta, GA
( Level; Heaven )
Thursday ~ December 31st 2009
Time; 8:00pm ~ Tixxx; $12.00 Advanced
For Ordering Tickets
Click Here & Check Calendar


...The Impotent Sea Snakes are ardent endorsers of the First Amendment to the United States Constitution which legally protects their performances as free speech.

...From Atlanta, Ga., the grimy underbelly of southern freak culture, comes a mind-boggling theatrical musical orgy the likes of which few could imagine. Courtesy of the brave visionaries at Radioactive Records we proudly present the Impotent Sea Snakes, a futuristic Rock & Roll circus in the grand tradition of Bowie, The Sex Pistols, and Kiss. As Alternative Press aptly put it, the Impotent Sea Snakes are "perhaps the most outrageous band the U.S. has ever produced." People, this IS the band our mothers warned us about.

...Recognized worldwide for their mind-blowing live performances and countless television and video appearances including two specials for HBO, The Playboy Channel's Sexcetera series, and Germany's Peep!, the Impotent Sea Snakes demonstrate with the release of Everything In Excess that behind the smoke, fire, glitter, and makeup lies an amazing rock band. Demonstrating a versatility here-to-for only witnessed over the course of their legendary live gigs the impotent sea snakes bounce as easily from the riff-heavy cruncher, The Resurrection of Rock & Roll, to the haunting dancefloor monster, For the Love of Chains, to the ball-squeezing groove of Slam Ya, as they do from the bedroom to a bar stool and back.

...Lending support on their CD Everything In Excess are luminaries such as Isaac Hayes (in his finest Shaft form), Lemmy Kilmister (cast in the hilarious role of father to a cross-dressing son), porn vixen Jenna Jameson, former Faster Pussycat frontman Taime Downe, and performing undercover, the masked man Rob Banks.

The Impotent Sea Snakes' only request:
...More booze! More sex! More heroes! More thieves! More gods! More guns! More gamblers, pimps, whores, and scores! More bitch-slapping politicians! More hand-wringing crybabies! More tattoos and wet dreams! More love and lust! And definitely more Rock and Roll!

...Everything In Excess. Now!

The band never officially dispersed, but have not performed live since 2004
Let's Hope We Haven't Seen The Last Of The ISS

VIDEOS TO ENJOY

Video Below Features
Lemmy Kilmister and Goldberg
Pink Lipstick; The Impotent Sea Snakes ©

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Wacken, Germany 2001
Heaven's Gates LIVE; The Impotent Sea Snakes ©

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Sexcapades in Tampa, FL
People Who Died; The Impotent Sea Snakes

Video Below Features
Pat Briggs on Vocals Performing
Sympathy For The Devil LIVE

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Dec 1 2009 9:20 PM

I live life for the weekend I like to party right... I like my beer ice cold, my pussy wet & tight....


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Nov 29 2009 3:27 AM


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Nov 5 2009 6:37 AM

Thanks for adding and beeing friend.

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Oct 14 2009 8:07 PM

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Aug 27 2009 11:24 PM


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Jul 31 2009 12:23 AM

What's Up!! Thanks for the add!! I had the pleaser of being front row at one of your shows back in the mid 90's in south Florida. I had a great time that night!!!! 
Thanks,
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Jul 12 2009 5:06 PM

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Jun 20 2009 9:08 PM

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Jun 1 2009 4:45 PM

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May 31 2009 4:11 PM

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May 31 2009 2:17 PM

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May 26 2009 6:34 PM

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May 12 2009 11:51 AM

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May 11 2009 8:13 PM


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May 11 2009 1:54 PM

Hey Sea Snakes! Hope to see you soon. We play at the gothic in Denver on May 29th.
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May 10 2009 8:33 PM

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May 9 2009 12:17 PM

Of COURSE I'll add ya'll. You folks ROCK!!! Thanks for the request.
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May 6 2009 7:10 AM

thanks for having me

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May 5 2009 8:54 PM

You cats were pretty fuckin cool on the W.A.S.P Helldorado Tour 2000!
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