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Genre: Punk / Rock / Turntablism
Location ATLANTA, Georgia, US
Profile Views: 48774
Last Login: 8/29/2010
Member Since 4/26/2009
Website en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impotent_Sea_Snakes
Record Label www.cleorecs.com
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.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...... .... ....The Impotent Sea Snakes.. ....are not touring at this time.. ....but do keep up on news here.. ....who knows what time will bring.. ...... .. .........The Impotent Sea Snakes are ardent endorsers of the First Amendment to the United States Constitution which legally protects their performances as free speech. .. .........From Atlanta, Ga., the grimy underbelly of southern freak culture, comes a mind-boggling theatrical musical orgy the likes of which few could imagine. Courtesy of the brave visionaries at Radioactive Records we proudly present the Impotent Sea Snakes, a futuristic Rock & Roll circus in the grand tradition of Bowie, The Sex Pistols, and Kiss. As Alternative Press aptly put it, the Impotent Sea Snakes are "perhaps the most outrageous band the U.S. has ever produced." People, this IS the band our mothers warned us about. .. .......Recognized worldwide for their mind-blowing live performances and countless television and video appearances including two specials for HBO, The Playboy Channel's Sexcetera series, and Germany's Peep!, the Impotent Sea Snakes demonstrate with the release of Everything In Excess that behind the smoke, fire, glitter, and makeup lies an amazing rock band. Demonstrating a versatility here-to-for only witnessed over the course of their legendary live gigs the impotent sea snakes bounce as easily from the riff-heavy cruncher, The Resurrection of Rock & Roll, to the haunting dancefloor monster, For the Love of Chains, to the ball-squeezing groove of Slam Ya, as they do from the bedroom to a bar stool and back. .. .......Lending support on their CD Everything In Excess are luminaries such as Isaac Hayes (in his finest Shaft form), Lemmy Kilmister (cast in the hilarious role of father to a cross-dressing son), porn vixen Jenna Jameson, former Faster Pussycat frontman Taime Downe, and performing undercover, the masked man Rob Banks. .. The Impotent Sea Snakes' only request:.. .......More booze! More sex! More heroes! More thieves! More gods! More guns! More gamblers, pimps, whores, and scores! More bitch-slapping politicians! More hand-wringing crybabies! More tattoos and wet dreams! More love and lust! And definitely more Rock and Roll! .. .......Everything In Excess. Now! .. ..The band never officially dispersed,.. there are some times that The Impotent Sea Snakes will.. ..pop their heads out and strike upon the world..... .. ....VIDEOS TO ENJOY .. ..Video Below Features.. Lemmy Kilmister and Goldberg.. ..Pink Lipstick; The Impotent Sea Snakes ©...... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..Video Below Featured From.. Wacken, Germany 2001.. ..Heaven's Gates LIVE; The Impotent Sea Snakes © ...... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..Video Below Featured From.. Sexcapades in Tampa, FL.. ..People Who Died; The Impotent Sea Snakes...... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..Video Below Features.. Pat Briggs on Vocals Performing.. Sympathy For The Devil LIVE.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. ....Brad McKendrick: Remembered Always.. Midusa of The Impotent Sea Snakes.. Music by Brad McKendrick.. "Waiting For Your Show".... .... .. .. .. .. .. .... .. ....Todd Kelly: Always Remembered.. Buster of The Impotent Sea Snakes.. Music by Johnny Cash.. "Hurt".... .... .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .... .. ......These Events Below Do Not Have.. The Impotent Sea Snakes, Performing.. These Are For Close Connections With The Band.... -
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..!!! Start Code To Apply Top Banner !!!!.. .. Custom top banner code by Eileen.. .. ..!!! End Code To Apply Top Banner !!!.. .. ... .. ......13.... Vocals.. ....Ringleader; Original Member and mouthpiece for the Snakes, 13 challenges everyone's sexuality. On stage 13 is both demanding and inviting. He encourages and experiences as much sex as possible... as long as it is safe. A night with 13 could be a Hayride to Hell or the fulfillment of your nastiest fantasies... .... ......Buck Futt.... Guitars / Vocals.. ....Guitarist and founding member; Buck Futt plays no games. Lingerie and feather boas turn him on, hardcore. Buck is the shy type, preferring to let his guitar (and his body) do the talking. And talk they do... the universal language of love. His eyes are always hidden behind shades, the rest is wide open and available for the taking... .. ......Princess Christy.... Vocals .. ..Craven Moorehead.... Drums .. ..Snatch Nasty.... Bass / Vocals .. ..Tess Tease.... Guitars / Vocals .. ..Pat Briggs.... Vocals .. ..Mon Cherie.... Stage Performances .. ... .. ........ ......RELEASES EPs & LPs...... ....Too Cool For Rock & Roll.. EP 1984.. .. .. ..Too Cool For Rock & Roll.. LP 1986.. .. .. ..God Save The Queens.. LP 1995.. .. .. ..Everything In Excess.. LP 2001.. .... .. .......and there are many more songs that had been released by The Impotent Sea Snakes that weren't on the 4 Releases listed above..... .......they are just somewhat rare or on hard to locate EPs.. ...... .. ....DVD RELEASE.... ...... Locate The Impotent Sea Snakes DVD.. Live @ Wacken, Germany 2005 Release.. & More ISS Releases.. @ Amazon.com or Other Well Known Pages.. .. ...... .. ......REVIEWS...... ..This was the type of band Tipper Gore was put on the earth to warn us about, these boys are offensive, vile and proud of it -.. ..Miami Herald.. .. ..The Impotent Sea Snakes make Marilyn Manson look like Pat Boone -.. ..Playboy's Sexcetera.. .. ..This fivesome and its cast of characters, has all of the elements of superstardom at their fingernails... this is one of the hottest bands in the land -.. ..RIP Magazine.. .. ..The audience was awestruck... hell, I guess we all got a lot more than our money's worth... you'll have to kill me to keep me away from the next show -.. ..Dallas Morning News.. .. ..This is the trashiest bunch of glam rock / heavy metal / punk iconoclast / drag queen / conceptual artists available... a search and destroy mission against any and all preconceptions and prejuduces -.. ..Creative Loafing in Atlanta.. .. ..Perhaps the most outrageous band the U.S. has ever produced -.. ..Alternative Press.. .. ..Move over jaded imitations of Rock & Roll's hall of fame, make room for hardcore Porno Rock. Just when you thought it had all been done to death, along comes a band with the gender-bending visual appeal of the New York Dolls in a shitty mood, coupled to the aural equivalent of an out-of-control buzzsaw and the kind of lyrics that would make even the most experienced adult video actors blush like a virgin on their wedding night -.. ..Revelation, Australia.. .. ..To say that the Impotent Sea Snakes traffic offensiveness is like saying Jimi Hendrix played guitar -.. ..Bill Wyman ~ Rolling Stone.. .. ..No band would dare open for these fellows -.. ..Josh Mitchell ~ The Chicago Reader.. .. ..Had Ed Sullivan been around today, the mere sight of this glam metal expost; the Impotent Sea Snakes would most likely cause him a coronary -.. ..Edge Magazine.. .. ..If their album doesn't offend you, there is probably something wrong with you -.. ..The Charleston Free Times.. .. ..If Rock 'N' Roll is a jab in the eye of God, then these sickies are skiing on the Mighty Ones optical nerve -.. ....Unknown.... .. ..The Impotent Sea Snakes, a slamming, hard driving, tongue-on-ass-cheek rock n' roll band hailing from the southern center of drag culture; Atlanta, GA, are equal parts; Alice Cooper, The Plasmatics, Fredrico Fellini and The Marquis De Sade... mixed up with a healthy dose of LSD laced methamphetamine -.. ..Charlie Fricke ~ Aquarian Weekly.. .. ...... ......Click The Photo Above To Enter.. The Masquerade in Atlanta on Myspace.. .. ...... .... .. .... ...... .. .. -
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The Impotent Sea Snakes
are not touring at this time
but do keep up on news here
who knows what time will bring

...The Impotent Sea Snakes are ardent endorsers of the First Amendment to the United States Constitution which legally protects their performances as free speech.
...From Atlanta, Ga., the grimy underbelly of southern freak culture, comes a mind-boggling theatrical musical orgy the likes of which few could imagine. Courtesy of the brave visionaries at Radioactive Records we proudly present the Impotent Sea Snakes, a futuristic Rock & Roll circus in the grand tradition of Bowie, The Sex Pistols, and Kiss. As Alternative Press aptly put it, the Impotent Sea Snakes are "perhaps the most outrageous band the U.S. has ever produced." People, this IS the band our mothers warned us about.
...Recognized worldwide for their mind-blowing live performances and countless television and video appearances including two specials for HBO, The Playboy Channel's Sexcetera series, and Germany's Peep!, the Impotent Sea Snakes demonstrate with the release of Everything In Excess that behind the smoke, fire, glitter, and makeup lies an amazing rock band. Demonstrating a versatility here-to-for only witnessed over the course of their legendary live gigs the impotent sea snakes bounce as easily from the riff-heavy cruncher, The Resurrection of Rock & Roll, to the haunting dancefloor monster, For the Love of Chains, to the ball-squeezing groove of Slam Ya, as they do from the bedroom to a bar stool and back.
...Lending support on their CD Everything In Excess are luminaries such as Isaac Hayes (in his finest Shaft form), Lemmy Kilmister (cast in the hilarious role of father to a cross-dressing son), porn vixen Jenna Jameson, former Faster Pussycat frontman Taime Downe, and performing undercover, the masked man Rob Banks.
The Impotent Sea Snakes' only request:
...Everything In Excess. Now!
...More booze! More sex! More heroes! More thieves! More gods! More guns! More gamblers, pimps, whores, and scores! More bitch-slapping politicians! More hand-wringing crybabies! More tattoos and wet dreams! More love and lust! And definitely more Rock and Roll!
there are some times that The Impotent Sea Snakes will
pop their heads out and strike upon the world.
Video Below Features
Video Below Featured From
Video Below Featured From
Video Below Features
Lemmy Kilmister and Goldberg
Pink Lipstick; The Impotent Sea Snakes ©
Wacken, Germany 2001
Heaven's Gates LIVE; The Impotent Sea Snakes ©
Sexcapades in Tampa, FL
People Who Died; The Impotent Sea Snakes
Pat Briggs on Vocals Performing
Sympathy For The Devil LIVE
Midusa of The Impotent Sea Snakes
Music by Brad McKendrick
"Waiting For Your Show"
Buster of The Impotent Sea Snakes
Music by Johnny Cash
"Hurt"
The Impotent Sea Snakes, Performing
These Are For Close Connections With The Band
Member Since:
April 26, 2009Members:
!!! Start Code To Apply Top Banner !!!! Custom top banner code by Eileen .. !!! End Code To Apply Top Banner !!!
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13
Buck Futt
Princess Christy
Craven Moorehead
Snatch Nasty
Tess Tease
Pat Briggs
Mon Cherie
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Too Cool For Rock & Roll LP 1986
God Save The Queens LP 1995
Everything In Excess LP 2001
...and there are many more songs that had been released by The Impotent Sea Snakes that weren't on the 4 Releases listed above...
The Impotent Sea Snakes make Marilyn Manson look like Pat Boone -
This fivesome and its cast of characters, has all of the elements of superstardom at their fingernails... this is one of the hottest bands in the land -
The audience was awestruck... hell, I guess we all got a lot more than our money's worth... you'll have to kill me to keep me away from the next show -
This is the trashiest bunch of glam rock / heavy metal / punk iconoclast / drag queen / conceptual artists available... a search and destroy mission against any and all preconceptions and prejuduces -
Perhaps the most outrageous band the U.S. has ever produced -
Move over jaded imitations of Rock & Roll's hall of fame, make room for hardcore Porno Rock. Just when you thought it had all been done to death, along comes a band with the gender-bending visual appeal of the New York Dolls in a shitty mood, coupled to the aural equivalent of an out-of-control buzzsaw and the kind of lyrics that would make even the most experienced adult video actors blush like a virgin on their wedding night -
To say that the Impotent Sea Snakes traffic offensiveness is like saying Jimi Hendrix played guitar -
No band would dare open for these fellows -
Had Ed Sullivan been around today, the mere sight of this glam metal expost; the Impotent Sea Snakes would most likely cause him a coronary -
If their album doesn't offend you, there is probably something wrong with you -
If Rock 'N' Roll is a jab in the eye of God, then these sickies are skiing on the Mighty Ones optical nerve -
The Impotent Sea Snakes, a slamming, hard driving, tongue-on-ass-cheek rock n' roll band hailing from the southern center of drag culture; Atlanta, GA, are equal parts; Alice Cooper, The Plasmatics, Fredrico Fellini and The Marquis De Sade... mixed up with a healthy dose of LSD laced methamphetamine -
Vocals
Ringleader; Original Member and mouthpiece for the Snakes, 13 challenges everyone's sexuality. On stage 13 is both demanding and inviting. He encourages and experiences as much sex as possible... as long as it is safe. A night with 13 could be a Hayride to Hell or the fulfillment of your nastiest fantasies.
Guitars / Vocals
Guitarist and founding member; Buck Futt plays no games. Lingerie and feather boas turn him on, hardcore. Buck is the shy type, preferring to let his guitar (and his body) do the talking. And talk they do... the universal language of love. His eyes are always hidden behind shades, the rest is wide open and available for the taking.
Vocals
Drums
Bass / Vocals
Guitars / Vocals
Vocals
Stage Performances


...they are just somewhat rare or on hard to locate EPs


Locate The Impotent Sea Snakes DVD
Live @ Wacken, Germany 2005 Release
& More ISS Releases
@ Amazon.com or Other Well Known Pages

This was the type of band Tipper Gore was put on the earth to warn us about, these boys are offensive, vile and proud of it -
Miami Herald
Playboy's Sexcetera
RIP Magazine
Dallas Morning News
Creative Loafing in Atlanta
Alternative Press
Revelation, Australia
Bill Wyman ~ Rolling Stone
Josh Mitchell ~ The Chicago Reader
Edge Magazine
The Charleston Free Times
Unknown
Charlie Fricke ~ Aquarian Weekly
The Masquerade in Atlanta on Myspace

Influences:
Kiss,Dead Kennedys,
Sex Pistols...
Record Label:
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