How I made my profile: I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace editor.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Indecent Cigar Emporium
Birthday: Sometime around 2004
Birthplace: Dublin
Current Location: Dublin
Eye Color: Varied
Hair Color: Varied
Height: Collectively, about 35 feet tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: Definitely
Your Heritage: is ours now.
The Shoes You Wore Today: were to die for
Your Weakness: will be your downfall
Your Fears: will probably not be realised, depending on how realistic / lucky a person you are.
Your Perfect Pizza: sounds nice, can we rob a couple of slices?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish the album (soon! This is not an empty promise!)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: is starting to get on our nerves.
Thoughts First Waking Up: are usually sticky
Your Best Physical Feature: our sense of humour
Your Bedtime: Sunday
Your Most Missed Memory: our past lives
Pepsi or Coke: Lucozade
MacDonalds or Burger King: are reliable sources of covert meat substitutes
Single or Group Dates: Dates? Sorry, but no thanks - the only dried up fruit we've got time for is Michael Jackson
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't ask stupid questions.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Godzilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mochafrappacinarama with iced diamonds and a dollop of mercury
Do you Smoke: Yes.
Do you Swear: Yes, we swear we smoke! Jeez, not very trusting, are you?
Do you Sing: Yes, like a bee, and float like a barfly
Do you Shower Daily: Together, no.
Have you Been in Love: We never even got to meet Arthur Lee
Do you want to go to College: Clown college, maybe...
Do you want to get Married: No, we're just friends
Do you believe in yourself: I've seen us, we're real
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not from motion, anyway
Do you think you are Attractive: No, we think we are a tractor.
Are you a Health Freak: Ha! There's definitely something freakish going on with our health anyway...
Do you get along with your Parents: Not as well as we get along with yours. How are they, by the way?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Dunno, what kind of stuff do they play?
Do you play an Instrument: Have a guess
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh my, no. We're good boys. Oh wait, alcohol...yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: I smoked a salmon, but it gave me a sore throat.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is salmon a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not with eachother anyway.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does dodgy chicken count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: No!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, it was a mutual agreement! MUTUAL!!! Anyways, if everything goes according to plan, hopefully we'll find a big-wig record company to dump us.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the traditional sense, no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The hearts of the nation..? No.
Ever been Drunk: Don't make us repeat ourselves.
Ever been called a Tease: We've been known to be at ease, alright.
Ever been Beaten up: Only with words. And some other, more solid things.
Ever Shoplifted: Does it still count if the thing you shoplifted wasn't yours?
How do you want to Die: Non-figuratively and off-stage
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A younger version of ourselves.
What country would you most like to Visit: Tullamore
In a Boy/Girl: you will find organs and other wet stuff.
Favourite Eye Color: No
Favourite Hair Color: Nein
Short or Long Hair: Sure, why not.
Height: Love baby, don't height.
Weight: Wuv?
Best Clothing Style: You're really starting to bore the shit out of us now.
Number of Drugs I have taken: We didn't TAKE them, we're just borrowing them.
Number of CDs I own: We used to have shares in Celine Dion, how's that?
Number of Piercings: Piercing glare, that's about it though.
Number of Tattoos: Does a freckle count as a tattoo? If so, none.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: How should we know? You have figure this shit out for yourself man, now fuck off and stop asking stupid questions.
Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?
A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film:
Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella
Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.
Though source materials are quite aged, much remains relevant today.
I encourage all to visit the YouTube page to learn more (Show support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly circulate as widely as possible, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4
Good to have you as a friend! So great to see the internet in action this way, shortening distances between people.
I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site some time.
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You might enjoy watching some of my films (use the on screen controls to skip between them):
Just stopping by to say hello and give you some news. The new album 'Coolgilly and the Freakshow' from Centascope is now available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website. You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.
Hello myspace friend here is a free little comp of my past work from 2001 to 2008, Click the image to find it..it's cool, Free and you'll be able to wait for the album i'm working on:
Hi there The Indecent Cigar Emporium! Prison Love are playing the amazing Cobblestone bar in Smithfield this friday the 27h of March. Would love to see ya'll there for a fantastic night of low down and dirty fun. Doors are at 9p.m.,€12 in. Here's hoping to see you there!
ALIAS EMPIRE UPDATE!
www. aliasempire. com has recently gone live and on sign up members can download 'AEmix', a 6 track remixes EP, for free. This includes remixes of our own tracks as well as tracks by Messiah J and the Expert and Cars in Walls. Half of the remixes are by us while the rest have been handled by Philth and Seki, Nina Hynes, and Klass of '83. Each track has its own unique artwork included in the download. Hope to see you on there soon.
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