-Our offices have a roach problem. We are quite interested in rectifying this problem.
-We are also quite interested in umbrellas, and the fact we never have one when we really need them.
-We are also generally interested in what people think of us. Vanity is quite an enemy. Combat it today!
Music
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Bill Shatner both gave us front money for this operation, so I guess we have to say, "We love their music!"
*cha-ching*
Television
Barney and Friends, Rush Limbaugh, The Weather Channel, and tests of the emergency broadcast system.
Books
www.TheIneptOwl.com
That's right, it isn't a book.
Heroes
Also, Bill O'Reilly. His mocking satire of the conservative view is entertaining, fun, and humorous.
The Inept Owl's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Hometown:
NYC
Body type:
1' 2"
Ethnicity:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
Occupation:
news satire
The Inept Owl's Schools
Muhlenberg College
Allentown, PA
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Chicago Tribune, New York Times, Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, they all just report the news.
The Inept Owl makes it.
Our mission is simple: to be a court jester in regard to pop culture and current events, to entertain you, the reader, without any regard for truth, honor, and the American Way.
"The Funniest Website on the Internet!"
Gene McKenna, homeless man
"I laughed so Hard I Had to Stop Reading!!"
Joyce Granie, blind woman
"All Hail The Singing Pickle!"
Cody Bartuda, schizophrenic ward of the state
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone with a good sense of humor....or bad sense of humor, depending on what you think of us.
I would also enjoy the chance to be interviewed by Bill O'Reilly. Or even Bubba the Love Sponge. Hell, public access talk shows?
I rarely check my mail.........beause, you know.........it's full of bills haha........but after your comment.......I did...and Guess what I'm watching right this minute?! It's always sunny!! Thank you! I actually am a fan of that show........ You see, your dad didn't know.........the abortion didn't take........you survived........LMAO...........thats fantastic, thank you guys! P.S.........I like the Letterman story.........and I'm super excited that you are doing picks! I do a pool at my house every week, usually a 100 dollar pot ( I won last week, cuz I'm a super fan haha) And yeah.........those Raiders........almost always bet against them ;)
You keep doing what you do best and stay yourself, You know allready.
Check out our other pages,if you find time. If you would want to know more about us. The first ones on this page. Sinds you like this,you could request the other pages too and please read well before jumping to conclusion and read our blogs.
Regards,
Bugz B,J.Blaze and Kane D Goreson, from Winners n sinners.
We are all winners and sinners, the balance is now, The key is gratitude. No fear,no keeps.
Who wants to sleep with a bald Farrah who's asshole was on fire...hmmm... Ha Ha! Yay! I got my inept tee shirt today!! I'm pretty sure that is the coolest thing to ever happen happen to me on myspace hehe... Big hugs...THANK YOU!!
I am a novelist with a new book coming out in 3 weeks. I've stared posting excerpts in my MySpace blog. I just put up the full third chapter. I invite you to check it out (well, start with Chapter One.)
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