MySpace - ||Thê Rêal Chri$ M@r$h|| - 30 - Male - Derby, UK

Food & Drink:
Pizza, tea, peas, guinness, Haribo, vodka, fine wine, cheese, lemon & ginger tea, marmite, cream eggs, parma violets, custard, crisps, fish fingers, trifle, double cream, jelly babies, um bongo, real ale, coco pops, pork scratchings, whisky, extra strong mints, noodles, Southern Comfort, pesto.

Sound & Music:
Glitchcore, ambient drone, Mathcore, Dubstep, weird time signatures, post rock, dissonance, folk, college rock, bass frequencies, digital hardcore, harmonies, pianos, cellos, silence, orchestras, angular experimentalism, Christian metal, post hardcore, Stock Aitken & Waterman, free jazz, avant garde craziness.

In Life:
Sound, music, films, drawing, guitars, live music, sleep, A Wezand A Day, friends, worship, emotions, reality, dreams, ideas, abstract art, the smell of cut grass on a summer's day, sun, blue skies, freedom, love, trust, risks, painting, travel, laughing until it hurts, sketches, being appreciated, eyes, smiles, grace, randomness, walking aimlessly, talking, not talking, having a pint with a good mate, meeting people, being stupid and not caring, monkey costumes, my sunglasses, cats, beards, big words, trees, ferrets, waterfalls, books, green, my scar, eyeliner, petrol, late nights, the Grim Reaper (in any comedy context), deep thought, brokenness, people hungry for Truth, new experiences, intelligent conversation, talking rubbish, crosswords, caving, cartoons, salt & pepper shakers, making people confused, possibilities, knowing what someone is thinking just by looking at them, suits, velvet, tigers, Deloreans, Doc Martens, nail polish, tickle fights, pubs, mutual ego stroking, pushing the envelope, cooking, hot baths, making people happy, coincidences, ducks, my top 5, buffets, planes, secrets, making faces, puppets, amethyst, scrabble, bats, minimalism, roadkill, sharks, spiritual warfare, irony, power tools, road trips, munglers, procrastination, guitars, over-the-top mascara, bubble wrap, fresh revelation, hugs, Australians, giving inanimate objects personalities, robots, snow, really long jokes, going nuts, unquestionable talent, grinning, awkward silences, summer, intensity, learning, helping, gaffer tape, Salad Fingers, birthdays, shooting stars, exploring, making videos, writing songs, claustrophobia, weird colours, hot baths, playing gigs, talking about music endlessly...

I Don't Like:
Bananas, party rings, poo, spiders, crying, whiny kids, running, heavy things, R&B, Top Man, idiots, 2-faced people, capitalism, cults, Satan (see 'idiots'), disappointment, liars, the Beatles, mushrooms, indifference, unhappy friends, pop psychology...

I love music. I spend a lot of time listening to it, talking about it, making it, and recommending it to people. You really should check out ALL of this, but if you are short on time and money, just go for the ones in bold. Trust me. You won't be disappointed.

65daysofstatic
A Camp
Additional Moog
Air
AK Healey
Ali Pow3rs
Alp
Ash
A Silver Mt. Zion
Alec Empire
Alexisonfire
The All-American Rejects
The Amps
Angels & Airwaves
Alter Bridge
Athlete
At The Drive In
Armor For Sleep
Atari Teenage Riot
Audioslave
Auf Der Maur
Avril Lavigne
Battles
The Beach Boys
Belinda Carlisle
Belle & Sebastian
Beth Orton
Bernard Butler
Biffy Clyro
Big Star
Bis
Björk
Black Dice
Blink 182
Blondie
Brand New
The Breeders
Brian Eno
Bright Eyes
Britney Spears
Boards of Canada
Boris
Box Car Racer
Busted
Calexico
Captain My Captain
the Cardigans
The Carpenters
Casiotone For The Painfully Alone
Clang Quartet
Cobra Killer
Coco Rosie
Coheed & Cambria
Coldplay
Danielson Famile
Dashboard Confessional
David Bowie
David Ruis
Death Cab For Cutie
Deerhoof
dEUS
Dntel, Dinosaur Jr
Do Make Say Think
Drums & Tuba
Elastica
El Espiritu d'Esteban
Elgar
Eliane Radigue
Eminem
Explosions In The Sky
Feeder
The Fiery Furnaces
Finch
Foo Fighters
Fountains of Wayne
Frou Frou
Funeral For A Friend
Garbage
Gerty Farish
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Goldfrapp
Grandaddy
Guided By Voices
Guster
Haste The Day
Hepburn
Henry Cow
Hopper
Hundred Reasons
Idlewild
In Kit Form
the Infinite Regress
Ivor Cutler
Jars Of Clay
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Eat World
jj72
Joe Satriani
Juliana Hatfield
Kate Rusby
Kenickie
Kent
Kid606
Killswitch Engage
Kings of Leon
Kronos Quartet
Kylie Minogue
La Monte Young
Lauren Laverne
The Libertines
Lifehouse
Lightning Bolt
Linkin Park
Longpigs
Lou Reed
Madonna
Magazine
Mando Diao
Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster
The Mars Volta
Matt Redman
Melt Banana
Metallica
Miles Davis
Mogwai
Mole Harness
My Chemical Romance
Muse
Nirvana
Norma Jean
Oceansize
Onehundredhours
Ovahead
Paavoharju
Pablo Reche
Panic! At The Disco
Pavement
Pearl Jam
Pelican
Pink Floyd
Pixies
Placebo
The Postal Service
Quasi
Rachel's
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
The Receiving End Of Sirens
REM
Rilo Kiley
The Rocket Summer
Ryan Adams
Salad
Saosin
Scout
Set Fire To Flames
The Shins
Side Effect Euphoria
Suede
the Strokes
Stephen Malkmus
Sigur Ros
Simon & Garfunkel
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Sparta
Spice Girls
Spiritualized
Still Remains
Stravinsky
Subseven
Sufjan Stevens
The Sundays
Super Furry Animals
Switchfoot
Taking Back Sunday
Teenage Fanclub
theaudience
They Might Be Giants
Thrice
Tim Hughes
Tortoise
Trespassers William
S Club 7
UnderØath
Ultrasound
Urusei Yatsura
Van der Graaf Generator
the Velvet Underground
the Wannadies
Watchmaker
the White Stripes
Within Temptation
Wire
Xiu Xiu
Zao

If you have an open mind a whole new world awaits you...

Alien, Fight Club, Psycho, Starship Troopers, AI, Galaxy Quest, Lost In Translation, 8 Mile, The Emperor's New Groove, The Descent, Ring, Ju-On: The Grudge, Dark Water, North By Northwest, Some Like It Hot, Vertigo, Batman, One Hour Photo, Mars Attacks, Jurassic Park, Memento, Akira, Charade (actually anything with Audrey Hepburn...), The Birds, The Big Lebowski, Battle Royale, Run Lola Run, Dunston Checks In, Flight Of The Navigator, The Silence Of The Lambs, A Life Less Ordinary, Death To Smoochy, Watership Down, Buffalo 66, Grosse Pointe Blank, Empire Records, Withnail & I, It's A Wonderful Life, The Ususal Suspects, Taxi Driver, LA Confidential, The Wizard of Oz, Chinatown, Three Colours Red, Three Colours Blue, Goodfellas, Amelie, The Birds, City Of God, The Shining, The Big Lebowski, School Of Rock, Sideways, 28 Days Later, Napoleon Dynamite, Dogville, Delicatessen, The Untouchables, Ghost In The Shell, Lilo And Stitch, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Robocop, The Man Who Knew Too Much, Million Dollar Baby, Nikita, Silence Of The Lambs, Final Destination, Little Otik, Taxi Driver

ENFP - "Journalist".
Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population.

Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI)

My name is Chris. I live in Derby with my superstar of a wife who makes me the proudest man in the world every single day.
I have no interest whatsoever in fashion, scenes, or pretending to be something I am not just to make people like me. If you like me, you like me, and if you don't... it's your loss!
I have a conflicted personality which involves being an introvert and an extrovert simultaneously, as well as thinking and feeling in equal measure. It's pretty tough going, actually.

I have been known to bloviate from time to time, and I frequently contradict myself due to being quite black and white while also fascinated with the grey areas we all get tangled up in.

I have made it my goal to work through every problem and pain I experience so I might be of some use to others, be it in giving advice, or simply being there to listen. I love people and my friends immeasurably. I love to laugh. I love to have fun. I love to make a fool of myself. I love it when people tell me they were thinking about me. I love life. I love the enigma of human nature. The world is my church and Christ is my rock. I don't pretend to be anything other than myself, and I'm proud of it. I feel sad when I see people with closed minds. I want to help fix everybody, despite being a broken fool myself.

I finished a degree in Film & Video production, embarked on a PGCE in Further Education, then decided I didn't like it and tried to discover my purpose in life... I make films and record music; acoustic, weirdy, post-folk stuff as 'theinfiniteregress', harsh experimental stuff as 'In Kit Form'. You can check it out through the links below. I've also just started making ambient drone work which is heavily influenced by the work of Eliane Radigue. So far it's going pretty well.
I'm a member of Side Effect Euphoria, an experimental audio-visual live experience which is one of the most fulfilling things I have ever been a part of.

I love meeting new people and finding out what new stuff they can teach me, and what I can share with them. I have a habit of finding absolutely everything brilliant and get kind of excited about the stupidest things, and then suddenly despairing for no apparent reason and wanting the world to close in around me. I guess you could say I'm a melancholic. Or maybe just manic depressive.

I get bored easily, but when I find something interesting I won't ignore it but usually become hopelessly obsessively infatuated with it, telling people about the exact same thing multiple times but always with the same enthusiasm. Sometimes people don't get me. Sometimes people don't get me but they like me anyway. Sometimes people don't get me and don't get on with me. Sometimes people get me and decide to be friends with me. Sometimes people don't get me but decide to be friends anyway. Aren't people fantastic!?!

I have Extraverted Intuition with Introverted Feeling, and I often behave like a hermit and am thoughtful and quiet until I suddenly burst into a raging social animal, consuming company and conversation, until I retreat, exhausted, to think and consider again.

I write a blog (as well as the one on here, which may cross over from time to time) which is a kind of overenthusiastic attempt at making some kind of daily observational comment, be it about myself or the world around me.

- Christ is more Hardcore than you do or don't give Him credit for.
- Don't mock something you haven't tried to understand first.
- Never take yourself too seriously.
- Never take what you have for granted.
- Truth is not as abstract as your friends would like to convince you.

Dont forget to check out my music projects:

Also check out the fantastic audio-visual experiMental
extravaganza that I'm a proud man to be a member of

And my awesome comedy show:

Anselm Kiefer - Der Nibelungenleid Howard Hodgkin - After Degas

Marc Chagall - La Promenade Bridget Riley - Movement In Squares

Mark Rothko - Greens And White In Blue Francis Bacon - Head VI

Nigella Lawson Stephen Malkmus John Lithgow

Michael Stipe John Lydon Liz

and. . .
Jesus Christ, Scarlett Johannsson, Homosexual Christians, Messianic Jews, People With Issues With Their Fathers, Anyone Who Can Help Me With My Deeper Issues, Australians, INTP's

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