They Might Be Jaybill
"Bringing swords to gun fights since the early eocene epoch."

Male
32 years old
Portland, OREGON
United States



Last Login:6/19/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/thejaybill  

    They Might Be Jaybill's Interests
GeneralMusic Composition and Production, Cooking, Writing, Software Development, Filmmaking and Animation, Woodworking
MusicMassive Attack, Wagon Christ, Portishead, Moloko, Mike Doughty, Morcheeba, Imogen Heap, Boards of Canada, Lemon Jelly, Nightmares on Wax, DJ Shadow, Groove Armada, Freezepop, Magnetophone, Erlend Oye, Crown City Rockers, Solvent, Souls of Mischief, Hieroglyphics, Freestyle Fellowship, MF Doom, The Pharcyde, The Roots
MoviesLet's pretend this category is "Directors". George Lucas, Robert Rodriguez, Darren Aronofsky, Kevin Smith, Guillermo del Toro and this one time I used to like the Wachowski Brothers
TelevisionBattlestar Galactica, Mythbusters, Heroes, Good Eats, Whatever is on The Science Channel when I am ready to fall asleep.
BooksLet's pretend this category is "Authors". Jonathan Lethem, Orson Scott Card, Thomas Harlan, Frank Herbert, Margaret Atwood
HeroesAlton Brown, Mike Doughty, Shigeru Miyamoto, Robert Rodriguez, Lynn Twiss

     They Might Be Jaybill's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Marlboro, NY
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:Some college
Occupation:Classically-trained Video Gamist

   They Might Be Jaybill's Schools
Marlboro Central Hs
Marlboro, NY
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1994



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   They Might Be Jaybill's Blurbs
About me:

They need to come up with a new word for "awesome". I would then use that word to describe myself. In the meantime, you can just use my name instead of that word. See above for spelling.

Sites you should visit:
My latest project, Skillet Ninja.
Ye olde web site.

Who I'd like to meet:

Maybe, if you've got a high-paying freelance gig for me or something, you.

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   They Might Be Jaybill's Friend Space (Top 20)
They Might Be Jaybill has 53 friends.
 Keri 


 Jeff 


 thomas 


 Kate 


 Wook 


 Kristin 


 mmmmdave 


 Heather 


 Patrick 


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 Kristin 


 好きな先輩 


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 stonethorn 


 Jen 


 GAKUSHI 


 Another White Person on the Internet 


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They Might Be Jaybill's Friends Comments
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Julie





May 3 2008 7:49 AM

Happy Birthday Bill!
Julie





Apr 14 2008 9:55 AM

Thanks for adding me Bill! How are you doing?
thomas





Aug 2 2007 2:35 PM

heybill @ jaybill. had fun sweating my ass off in portland. mt. hood is beautiful. so is 'helens' haha. i had alot of fun but need to come up just me to really hang out...it was great having everyone together. give me a call 970 401 4038 lmirl!!!!!
stonethorn





Jun 26 2007 9:40 AM

I did a Google Image search for my name and a bunch of lamas/emu's came up and I thought WTH? (following the link!)
GAKUSHI





Jun 22 2007 6:54 AM

http://www.alpacafina.com/web/dolls/felted2006/80025.htm
This is so far my favorite alpaca advertising on jaybill.com.
GAKUSHI





Jun 21 2007 6:30 AM

Seriously, as soon as I saw you with a longboard, I thought, "This will not end well." Maybe it's a gift of foresight, but I'm guessing I just know you...
GAKUSHI





Jun 20 2007 6:40 AM

So... thanks for the "poser" pic. I especially enjoy the helmet. I want you to know, in my mind, I pictured you actually engaged in the sport and I was highly amused. Thanks.
GAKUSHI





Jun 14 2007 11:06 AM

I CAN HAS MAH BUCKET BACK???
GAKUSHI





May 22 2007 6:57 PM

I think those Al Pacas are French...
Jeff





May 15 2007 6:33 PM

Obvious signs of intelligence among alpaca...a crude game of leapfrog
Jeff





May 15 2007 4:25 PM

Jeff





May 15 2007 11:59 AM

Al Paca?
Lisa





May 3 2007 3:27 PM

Happy Birthday!!! Enjoy yourself!
Beans





May 3 2007 11:36 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! Drink a PBR in the backyard for me!
GAKUSHI





May 3 2007 6:52 AM

HAP, HAP, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Did you get your present???
Shawn P





May 1 2007 10:43 PM

whats up of course i am lol icant believe u remeber that
Jeff





Apr 28 2007 11:32 AM

so your b-days coming up you fat idiot
GAKUSHI





Apr 26 2007 1:15 PM

If you're Stacy's mom, does that mean you've got it goin' on?
GAKUSHI





Apr 26 2007 1:13 PM

So, I made sushi last night. And I am awesome. Just thought you should know.

And, I am sending you the best birthday gift a New York sister could send a Portland brother. Just you wait and see.
thomas





Apr 23 2007 10:45 PM

sending one brother your way....
GAKUSHI





Apr 8 2007 8:42 PM

Snarf...hope you had a good holiday
GAKUSHI





Mar 15 2007 8:43 AM

And the Skillet Ninja reigned in the hearts of all the people. And there was much rejoicing.

And stuff.
stonethorn





Feb 28 2007 4:03 AM

I want to see your interest section filled with serious responses.

Like:

Television: Only monochrome, wave pattern happered playboy channel porn - you know: the stuff that is between channel 14 and 15 on the dial, but only if you hold it juuuuuuust right.
Chaotic Enigma





Feb 19 2007 1:06 PM

I went to your new site, skillet ninja...it's great Billy! I look forward to reading more on there. Even someone as inexperienced as myself can follow your recipes! The best of luck to you with it!
Chaotic Enigma





Jan 31 2007 6:51 AM

I send alot of wacked comments, so if you don't like em let me know and I won't send em, LOL.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
thomas





Jan 24 2007 10:17 AM

p.s. you BLEW IT!!!! i know maybe mars volta wasn't up your alley, but apex theory RULES!!!!
thomas





Jan 21 2007 3:08 PM

check your f-ing myspace!!!you're going to miss the best show EVER!!!!APEX THEORY IN YOUR TOWN!!! they never leave california!!!!
thomas





Jan 18 2007 8:35 AM

bill just so you know....APEX THEORY, possibly the best band around...is playing the hawthorne theatre in portland on jan 21 you should go i would. but i don't live there.
GAKUSHI





Jan 17 2007 1:38 PM

Your hat is almost done. It's gonna be awesome. And it's red.
Jeff





Jan 1 2007 11:42 PM

Happy New Year!
Jen





Dec 27 2006 9:20 AM

Hope your Christmas was scrumtrulescent.
GAKUSHI





Dec 22 2006 11:35 AM

What up, pork-maker?
Keri





Dec 20 2006 10:30 PM

Mooooo.
GAKUSHI





Dec 6 2006 6:12 PM

hey man, be honest...we all know your a battlestar galactica whore
mmmmdave





Dec 2 2006 8:46 AM

OMG!!!! Thanx 4 the add!!!

Oh shit, did I spell "OMG" right?
Jen





Dec 1 2006 8:42 PM

Hey Silly Pants. Long time no talk.
Corey





Dec 1 2006 8:33 PM

Welcome to this evil, evil world...
Wook





Dec 1 2006 4:43 PM

Kool-aid: drank.