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JBL
James Law

		"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." Male 20 years old Guildford, Near The Wildlife United Kingdom Last Login: 7/15/2009
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General	My Life Involves the following politically correct subjects: GUITAR, SINGING, MUSIC, EXERCISE, exterminating inbreds, sailing naked, force feeding viagra to ferrets, listening to classical music in a jacuzzi filled with nesquik and hunting tramps with a cement mixer and a jar of nutella. You get the idea. Now, the serious stuff: Hunting fat animals and making them go on a diet, shagging random household objects, giving sexual advice to tumble dryers, attempting to eat spaghetti bolognese whilst bouncing up and down on a trampoline, listening to 80s rock during masturbation (in the shower)and the list goes on.....
Music	I have more than 500 albums + loads of LPs and Singles etc so i'll try and give u a smidgen of my musical tastes: Anything that makes me tick - regardless of the type of music, but to be precise: Rush, Bruce Hornsby & The Range, Peter Gabriel, Anything Rock, Metal, AOR, Motown, Blues, Jazz, R&B, Don Henley, Motley Crue, Glenn Miller, Sugar Ray, Talisman, Enya, Sam Cooke, The Beach Boys, Heaven's Edge, KISS, Danger Danger, Mike and the Mechanics, M.A.R.S, Threshold, Boulevard, Kamelot, Saraya, Spock's Beard, Queen, Von Groove, Diving For Pearls, Shy, Bruce Springsteen, Guns N'Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lizzy Borden, Genesis, The Police, MAP, Earth, Wind & Fire, Def Leppard, Soul Sirkus, Led Zepellin, Petra, Night Ranger, Dan Reed Network, Dire Straits, Soul Sisters, Scorpions, David Bowie, Huey Lewis & The News, Noiseworks, Pink Floyd, Dio, Freak Kitchen, Vixen, Incubus, Supertramp, Valentine, Pearl Jam, The Eagles, Crazytown, Starz, Steve Winwood, The Black Crowes, Eric Clapton, BB King, Sting, Crosby Stills & Nash, Journey, Paul Simon, Paul Weller, Survivor, The Beatles, UB40, Prince, Parliament, Dio, Oasis, Whitesnake, Crowded House, Black Sabbath, Starship, Yes, Dokken, Ram Jam, Dan Lucas, Aerosmith , Tesla, Bon Jovi, Daft Punk, Bee Gees, Cinderella, Poison, Judas Priest, W.A.S.P., RATT, Stryper, Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, Harem Scarem & anything related with that, Extreme, Audioslave, Michael Jackson, Michael Bolton, Great White, Warrant, Y&T, Kool & the Gang, Kix, White Lion, Mr. Big, Damn Yankees, Faster Pussycat, Depeche Mode, Firehouse, Slaughter, David Lee Roth, Alkaline Trio, George Harrison, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Winger, Buckcherry, Helix, Europe, Lita Ford, Thunder, Steelheart, Keel, Tigertailz, Lynch Mob, Badlands, Zodiac Mindwarp, Robbie Williams, Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Savatage, George Harrison, EZO, Iron Maiden, , Dangerous Toys, Bang Tango, Pointer Sisters, Whitecross, Jackyl, INXS, Robin Mcauley, U2, Kick Axe, Giant, Steeler, Autograph, Trixter, Tyketto, Lizzy Borden, Britny Fox, Jetboy, Junkyard, Hurricane, Tuff, Thin Lizzy, Black 'n' Blue, Aldo Nova, Angel, Symphony X, House of Lords, Ozzy Osbourne, Wildside, The Darkness, Babylon A.D., Tora Tora, TNT, Blue Murder, King Kobra, Vince Neil, The Scream, Shotgun Messiah, Contraband, Killer Dwarfs, Tangier, Ace Frehley, Gotthard, Saigon Kick, Nelson and a loads of other stuff.
Movies	Batman, Terminator 2, Transformers, Aliens, Batman Forever, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Star Trek - The Wrath Of Khan, The Simpsons Movie, Caddyshack, Groundhog Day, Life Of Brian, The Holy Grail, Apocalypse Now, American History X, Platoon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates of the Carribbean - Dead Man's Chest, Pirates of the Carribean - At Worlds End, The Godfather, The Godfather Part 2, The Godfather Part 3, All the Bond films, Back to the Future trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Gladiator, Last of The Mohicans.
Television	Top Gear, Scrubs, 24, A Town Called Eureka, Smallville, E.R., MASH, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Friends, Star Trek, The Mighty Boosh, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Baywatch, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Quantum Leap, Scooby Doo, Paddington Bear, Winnie the Pooh, Mr Men, The Magic Roundabout, Thomas the Tank Engine + loads of other naff programs and TOM & JERRY!
Books	Redwall Series and anything else by Brian Jacques, Lord Of The Rings and anything else by J.R.R. Tolkien, Mr Men, Anything by Roald Dahl, Books and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory + loads of other stuff.
Heroes	Rush, Alex Lifeson, Bruce Hornsby, Steve Winwood, Eric Clapton, Andre Agassi, Bryan Adams, Tommy Emmanuel, Robert Downey Jr., Eric Serra, Gene Roddenberry, Luc Besson, Tommy Lee Jones, Deforest Kelley, Paul Newman, George Clooney, Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Roy Scheider, Ed Harris, Patrick Stewart, Michael Bolton (with and without mullet), Harrison Ford, Jonathan Frakes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Cameron, John Mctiernan, Ridley Scott, John Woo, Freddy Mercury, Steven Seagal, Tim Burton, Batman, Tarzan, He-man, David Hasselhoff, Barry Scott, Terry Wogan, Mr Blobby, My Wife, Your Wife, Her Wife, Godzilla, His Wife and so on with the Wives, Johnny Depp and Loads of other people and Comic book heroes...
Groups:	Classic Rock association, Classic Rock & AOR, AOR/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal & others, Melodic Rock & AOR, All Rock, AOR, METAL, HARD CORE, DEATH, GOTHIQUE BANDS AND MANY MORE, The Mighty Boosh, I Love The 1980's, Walter Trout and The Radicals View All JBL's Groups

JBL's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Guildford
Body type:	6' 0" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Undecided
Education:	In college
Occupation:	Guitarist + Part Time Badger Lover
Income:	Less than $30,000

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Music and Film are my life, without them I'd be like a breadbin without any bread in it. On The Left And Right(Under the Pictures of the musicians are the albums They've played on) And In My Galleries Are A Small Portion Of My Favourite Albums, Bands, Musicians, Actors and Films. If you fancy a good old chat that maybe involves tea and biscuits don't hesitate to add me.

"A memo to a higher office Open letter to the powers that be To a god, a king, a head of state A captain of industry To the movers and the shakers... Can't everybody see?..... It ought to be second nature I mean, the places where we live Let's talk about this sensibly We're not insensitive I know progress has no patience But something's got to give....."

"What's the long face, whats all the crying for Didn't you expect it when you opened your door To the man with the long coat and the long list of victims Everybody watching knows he's the one keeping score From where she sits, everyone stands in judgement People watching as the curtain falls down See the lights do a long slow fade... The show goes on, and the sad-eyed sisters go walking on Everyone watching all along The show goes on, as the autumn's coming and the summer's all gone Still without you, the show goes on..."

"Oh who took that shot Well I couldn't say, I was already down Oh who set me up Well I couldn't say cause I saw no one around..... Now I'm lyin' here in desperation I had it all worked out Everything I hear is consolation I've got this feelin' you should never say die..... In my fantasy There were days to come that I wanted so bad Someone sold me out then it all was done That dream was all that I had...."

"World turns black and white Pictures in an empty room Your love starts fallin down Better change your tune Reach for the golden ring Reach for the sky Baby just spread your wings.. We'll get higher and higher straight up we'll climb We'll get higher and higher leave it all behind.. Run, run, run, away Like a train runnin off the track The truth gets left behind And falls between the cracks Standing on broken dreams But never losing sight Spread your wings......."

"It's all the same, only the names will change Everyday, it seems we're wastin' away Another place, where the faces are so cold I drive all night, just to get back home.. I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive.. Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days The people I meet always go their separate ways Sometimes you tell the day By the bottle that you drink And times when you're all alone all you do is think.. I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive......"

"Now life tell me now in your arms All I really need is you by my side I sing this to you all the world and all it is I bring this to you this gift of love.. And the world turns and the world turns Time tells all we know we look to it Jesus on the radio Pledge me what you got I’ll give you Eternal resting spot How intense I pray depends on how much you pay.. It’s the last time getting it this life First calling in a silent spring It’s the first time getting it this life First calling in a silent spring Fear strikes deeper than visionary Screams and tears never justify this love Talk talk listening Like the first words ever to reach out Talk talk Like the first sounds in a silent spring Talk talk listening Like the first words ever to reach out to you Talk talk Like the first sound you start to sing........."

"Feelin' like it's all over Feelin' like there's no love Feelin' like it's not easy Breathin' life in the dust.. On a countdown to zero Take a ride on the nightmare machine There ain't gonna be heroes There ain't gonna be anythin'.. Here it comes here comes the night Here it comes hell in the night Here it comes here comes the night When we all fall down.. When we walk into silence When we shadow the sun When we surrender to violence Then the damage is done.. I don't want to be there I don't wanna be anywhere......"

"It used to seem to me that my life ran on too fast And I had to take it slowly just to make the good parts last.. But when you're born to run it's so hard to just slow down So don't be surprised to see me back in that bright part of town... I'll be back in the high life again All the doors I closed one time will open up again I'll be back in the high life again All the eyes that watched me once will smile and take me in.. And I'll drink and dance with one hand free Let the world back into me and on I'll be a sight to see Back in the high life again......."

"Nobody on the road Nobody on the beach I feel it in the air The summer's out of reach Empty lake, empty streets The sun goes down alone I'm drivin' by your house Though I know you're not at home... But I can see you Your brown skin shinin' in the sun You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong After the boys of summer have gone... I never will forget those nights I wonder if it was a dream Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you scream Now I don't understand what happened to our love But babe, I'm gonna get you back I'm gonna show you what I'm made of......."

"Smoke a cigarette An' I know I've had enough Mash whiskey in another paper cup Didn't know it, babe But yo cup was runnin' over Never time to do it right But it's time to do it over And I lay awake Big dreamers never sleep (No they don't) Time to play the cards Read 'em and weep Well I, I always heard it said That the truth will set you free Woman with the way you do Well how can I believe? A smokin' mountain got to blow I'm the livin' proof... Well, right now I think it's time To Tell the Truth, baby (Time to tell the truth) Yeah, you got to try Stop lying baby (Time to tell the truth)... Doin' time behind these bedroom walls Blink of an eye another shooting star falls, yeah Tried to tell you babe But you don't want to hear me Take one good look These are tears of fury Well, then let it show A big catastrophe, yeah yeah Now I don't wanna know Your social activities If the world loves a bad guy Well, then, how 'bout the doubt I was first one to get in Now I'm the last one out Profess to love me, babe Then, why can't I tell? All you do is use me babe You're lying to yourself........"

"When all the colors begin to fade And the imitations turn to grey When the Iron Man begins to rust And the Holy Water turns to dust What will be your savior now Dragon or machine Who will wear the crown of thorns In Mother Nature's dream Who's the one Who claimed my liberty Robbed my soul of freedom How long must I put up with the Unholy sound of your gun Tell me, brother When believers start to lose the faith And the naked army falls from grace When all extremes return to one See them melt into the setting sun The bounty on the rebel's heart Washed away the pride Drove the voice a million miles Across the great divide Who's the one Who claimed my liberty Robbed my soul of freedom Who's the one Who denied my eyes to see Truth behind double tongue Who's the one Who claimed my liberty Robbed my soul of freedom How long must I put up with the Unholy sound of your gun Tell me, brother............."

"Where were you when I was burned and broken While the days slipped by from my window watching And where were you when I was hurt and I was helpless Because the things you say and the things you do surround me...... While you were hanging yourself on someone else's words Dying to believe in what you heard I was staring straight into the shining sun"

"We sailed our ships upon the shores That once were out of reach Turned the silence into war and bloodied up the beach Trashed the forests and the trees Til there's nothin' left to cut We raped the rivers and the seas and turned the land to dust It goes on and on On and on..."

"Love I get so lost, sometimes Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart When I want to run away I drive off in my car But whichever way I go I come back to the place you are....... All my instincts, they return And the grand facade, so soon will burn Without a noise, without my pride I reach out from the inside..."

"These mist covered mountains Are a home now for me But my home is the lowlands And always will be Some day you'll return to Your valleys and your farms And you'll no longer burn To be brothers in arms... Through these fields of destruction Baptism of fire I've watched all your suffering As the battles raged higher And though they did hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm You did not desert me My brothers in arms... There's so many different worlds So many different suns And we have just one world But we live in different ones... Now the sun's gone to hell And the moon's riding high Let me bid you farewell Every man has to die But it's written in the starlight And every line on your palm We're fools to make war On our brothers in arms.........."

"I must've dreamed a thousand dreams Been haunted by a million screams But I can hear the marching feet They're moving into the street... Now did you read the news today They say the danger's gone away But I can see the fire's still alight There burning into the night... There's too many men Too many people Making too many problems And not much love to go round Can't you see This is a land of confusion... This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given Use them and let's start trying To make it a place worth living in... Ooh Superman where are you now When everything's gone wrong somehow The men of steel, the men of power Are losing control by the hour... This is the time This is the place So we look for the future But there's not much love to go round Tell me why, this is a land of confusion...........

Who I'd like to meet:
RUSH(Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee and Neil Peart), PATRICK STEWART, BECKI - SEX ON LEGS, LOOSE WOMEN - PREFERABLY NAKED BUT LINGERIE WILL DO, A REALLY PIMPED OUT NUN WITH AN AFRO AND A PIMP CANE - YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN! A GHERKIN THAT ISN'T IN A JAR! A TRAMP WITH MONEY! AN OLD PERSON WHO DOESN'T GO TO THE TOILET IN THEIR PANTS! A POSTMAN THAT ISN'T LATE! KEVIN COSTNER WHEN HE ACTUALLY DECIDES TO ACT! GODZILLA WITH A PERM! POSTMAN PAT SHAGGING HIS BLACK AND WHITE CAT IN THE BACK OF HIS VAN! PINGU! A POLITICIAN WHO DOESN'T LIE! A ZOMBIE! 6FT PIG! A HASH CAKE THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD! A WOMAN WITH THREE BOOBS - LIKE IN THAT ARNIE FILM!

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