THE JEFF PENALTY
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31 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States



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    THE JEFF PENALTY's Interests
Generalfencing, scuba diving, falling off my skateboard, progressive politics, skepticism, anthropomorphized hot dogs, and frotteurism.
MusicDead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Descendents, NOFX, The Bouncing Souls, The Pop Narcotic, The Sex Pistols, Black Flag, Black Fag, Beastie Boys, Weird Al Yankovic, Bang Sugar Bang, Pu$$y-Cow, Minor Threat, Midway, Roy Zimmerman, SCREECHING WEASEL, Public Enemy, The Go-Go's, Pantera, Wesley Willis, Operation Ivy, Play Pretty for Baby, Josie Cotton, 7Seconds, Black Train Jack, Underwater City People, The Specials, Fugazi, Digger, Walter Krug, Sloppy Seconds, Rage Against The Machine, Skid Row, Poison, Guns n' Roses, N.W.A., Run DMC, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Violent Femmes, Weston, Fear, Anti-Flag, Lesley Gore, and TREEPHORT. Every other band in the world sucks. (Yes, even yours.)
MoviesDelicatessen, Ed Wood, Rear Window, Swingers, The Jerk, Chicken Run, Dr. Strangelove, The Godfather, Do You Remember: 15 Years of The Bouncing Souls, Better Off Dead, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Gleaming The Cube, Ticks, Red Dawn, Tango & Cash, Student Bodies, The Filth and the Fury, Bullets Over Broadway, Clambake, Pump Up The Volume, Clockwork Orange, Austin Powers, The Karate Kid, Dogtown and Z-Boys, This Is Spinal Tap, anything Monty Python, most things Pixar, most things Coen brothers, anything TODD SOLONDZ, and anything involving Jean-Claude Van Damme in any way.
Televisionis my drug.
BooksIf you haven't read Motley Crue's "The Dirt," you have yet to understand what a "book" really is. Also recommend: Lies My Teacher Told Me, Rotten, Please Kill Me, Fast Food Nation, All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger, America: The Book, Everything You Know Is Wrong, Get In The Van, and anything by James Joyce, John Steinbeck, Michael Moore, or Al Franken.
Artists Shepard Fairey, Rene Magritte, Mark Ryden, Charles Krafft, Andy Warhol, Salvador Dali, Man Ray, Robert Williams, Banksy, Ron English, Space Invader, Winston Smith, Shawn Wolfe, Glen E. Friedman
HeroesSHE'S NUBS!!!
Groups: Schaffer the Darklord21 & over L.A. rocks!The Randies Fan ClubSingers/Songwriters & Musicians Unite Against The Cat/Dog, Captive & Wild Animal Fur TradeBreakers!society for the preservation of ninja rightsPu$$y-Cow Believers CollectivePunk Rock Bowling Tournament

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     THE JEFF PENALTY's Details
Status:Swinger
Hometown:Broomall, PA
Body type:6' 1"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Filmmaker / Musician / Writer

   THE JEFF PENALTY's Schools
University Of Southern California
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Writing for Screen and Television
 

1999 to 2002
University College Cork - National University of Ireland
Cork, Ireland
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1997 to 1998
University Of Massachusetts-Amherst
Amherst, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English and Sociology
 

1995 to 1999

   THE JEFF PENALTY's Companies
Emo Riot Productions
Los Angeles, CA US
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Jun 17 2009 2:18 PM

air to hot. cannot produce urine. getting thirsty. may have to break routine. pull over. need water now.
Rev x Crawford





Jun 8 2009 9:04 AM

i am one of those psychopaths that has to read all of the tiny writing at the end of movies. Last night "what we do is secret" was on showtime- i thought i saw your name in the thanks somewhere. i have always wanted a 'special thanks' at the end of a movie or that special page at the beginning of a book- you are living my dream! or maybe it was somebody else
Livy Star





Mar 6 2009 3:58 AM

Yo dudey, since I can't make it to LA in March I'm gonna be there in April briefly, will you be around?
Madeline





Sep 18 2006 8:13 PM

i was flipping through the channels this weekend and mtv was replaying the vma pre-show... did you see my chemical romance's "black parade" performance? what the hell was that!?!? singing children in halloween costumes... and the band - their outfits made Liberace Morris look straight.
Todd Markel Rock Photography





Feb 7 2009 10:42 PM

HI Jeff,
Nice meeting you last night.
Take care and watch PBS.
Dougyb 7





Feb 5 2009 1:16 PM

Yo, long time no chat, hope all is well. I'm sure someone already turned you you on to this but if not here is some guy named Franz Nicoly from some band with a song called "Jeff Penalty." The song is terrible but I figured you'd want to hear it.
Madeline





Feb 4 2009 9:54 PM

Yup, I'm making a hapa hybrid! I think this means I have to officially grow up now. Shit.
Livy Star





Feb 1 2009 4:51 PM

Awesome. I may be there for both...
Livy Star





Jan 30 2009 3:38 AM

Yo dude, are you going to both Ben Weasel shows in March??
..~xxjxx~..





Jan 25 2009 10:59 PM

Hi Precious!

Great to see you at bowling!
I still have a pic of us to add...
I put the one up with me and all you tall guys..hehe
HOpe you had fun too!
xo Jamie
TREEPHORT (NERDCORE)





Jan 22 2009 12:28 PM

Jeff --

treephort is re-forming.
Rev x Crawford





Jan 11 2009 1:45 PM

(in reference to your article) I went to a dinner at my grandmother's church- they also had a rainbow flag inside of their building. This was no liberal/unitarian church it was a Southern Pentecostal church- after asking around, they apparently think it is a reference to the rainbow in the Noah story. Imagine my grandma's surprise! i can't wait until they start using pink triangles to represent the trinity
Trigger





Dec 30 2008 8:21 PM

my birthday wouldnt be nearly as happy if it weren't for the fact that we all know "poochie" a little bit more intimately this year.
..~xxjxx~..





Dec 7 2008 3:41 AM

Hi Jeff!

I swear I haven't talked to you in a hundred years!

How the hell are you? You going to
PRB?

It would be just loverly to see
your mug~
Jamie
Livy Star





Dec 4 2008 5:03 PM

yo, did you hear our man mr. weasel is playing l.a. in march?
TV Show: FOCUS IN THE MIX with Denïse Ames





Nov 6 2008 1:28 AM

Thank you SO SO Much for your concern and compassion towards our Animal Friends! If more people cared like you do we'd all live in the Garden of Eden :-)

Denise
Oscar





Nov 5 2008 5:27 PM

Hell, MOTHERFUCKING YEAH!!!!

Health Insurance, here i come!
Dave Dalton of OL’cheeky Bastards





Nov 5 2008 4:16 AM

OHBAMA KICKED MC CAINS ASSSSSSS..ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE!!!
Rebecca





Oct 27 2008 6:19 PM

Thanks for the birthday wishes! It's been long enough -- when are you returning to the Hub of the Universe? What's a girl gotta do, hire you to play a gig or something? Because I'll do it, dammit.
Just Danny





Oct 20 2008 6:57 PM

what about you germany tour in november?!
Oscar





Oct 20 2008 6:03 PM

Hey, dude, what's up? Where you at? What're you working on? Does this dress make me look fat?
Lisa Howe





Oct 1 2008 7:14 PM

Our new polling place is at McDonalds, in the "dining room"

Hope you are as amused as I am. :) Voting and cheeseburgers. Nothing goes better.
Rev x Crawford





Sep 26 2008 5:35 PM

i am so in love with Sarah Silverman btw- how was Chicago?
Breeze





Sep 24 2008 7:55 AM

Oh that wasn't me, that was my evil twin. :)
Ilana is workin' it





Sep 17 2008 4:47 PM

Funny, someone already told me they would like to see myself and her mud wrestle. I pray we dont have to drown ourselves in the sugar of sorrow like 4 years ago. Nope, not happening. We must fight - and if you need to videotape it, so be it. I want half the profits.
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