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Jeff Cerulli
Jeff Cerulli I just saw the stars without makeup, scandalous!

Male
29 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
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Websitethejeffshow.com

    Jeff Cerulli's Interests
GeneralIni Kamoze
MusicJoy Division, Coheed & Cambria, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Morrisey, Muse, The Killers, Interpol, The Smiths, The Cure, Nas, A.F.I., the artist formely known as Eminem, The Roots, Faith No More, Depeche Mode, Portishead, Thrice
MoviesThe Peanut Butter Solution, Gummo, Cannibal Holicaust, Airborn, Teen Wolf, Loverboy, Prime, Pi, Frankenhooker
TelevisionSaying The British Office is better then the Ameircan version is the new, The book was so much better than the movie.
BooksAn idiot's guide to myspace
HeroesTAKE THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO SAID I WAS ONLY 50% AMANDA BYNES
Groups: THE DENNEY CREWJULIET FITZGERALD FAN CLUBtheJeffShowLoversGirls with large breasts who love short guys with glasses who are NY comedian Joe DeVitoNYC Underground Comedy FestMike and BarryComedians who also happen to be really good looking

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     Jeff Cerulli's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Valley Stream
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Your mother

   Jeff Cerulli's Schools
Cuny Queens College
Flushing,New York
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Media
Minor: My balls
Clubs: WQMC Radio station, The skulls of Queens College, Puerto Rican boys for life club, Young Enstein's club
 

2001 to 2003

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Oct 30 2009 9:01 AM

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Aug 30 2009 4:28 PM

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Gerry Mancuso

Gerry Mancuso



May 20 2009 3:46 PM

I GOT NO BOOKS AND IT'S... DIYESEL!!!
Mike Tsirklin

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Apr 11 2009 10:43 AM

I hung out with Dan Mcort Tonight!!
Stephen Cox

Stephen Cox



Apr 2 2009 12:19 PM

Thanks for the Add

All the Best,

The Coxman
Double "D"

Double "D"



Mar 18 2009 12:31 AM

Just saw you at Stitches in Lancaster, PA. Very funny! I only wished you had more time up there. Good luck.
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Eric I



Jan 21 2009 4:14 PM

Hey CERUUUUULI!

Stop by, support, and get yourself a (soon) future spot on:

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WHEN: *THIS* FRIDAY, JANUARY 23rd

TIME: 9:00 p.m.

WHERE: PLAYWRIGHT CELTIC PUB (PENTHOUSE!! - 3rd Floor)

ADDRESS: 8th Avenue b/t 45th St & 46th St

ADMISSION: ***FREE***

DRINK MINIMUM: ***NONE***

Pimp it to your hearts content - if we pack the room (and I am doing my best to do just that), we shall have this gorgeous room in which to perform our art each and every FRIDAY night until every single one of us is hosting (or at least writing for) a major Late Night TV Show)

THIS FRIDAY'S LINE-UP:

(1) ***PAT DIXON*** (Comedy Central Presents, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, BBC's "The World Stands Up!")

(2) ***SEAN PATTON** (Montreal Comedy Festival; NYC Alt-Scene Legend, One of The Top Eight Emerging Superduperstars Of Stand-Up According To Some Men's Magazine Who Ranked Jeselnik #1, so they probably know what they're talking about!)

(3) ***TOM RYAN*** (TWO Appearances on "LETTERMAN!")

(4) ***CARMEN LYNCH*** (Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing!, Aspen Comedy Festival!)

(5) ***ERIC I*** (Boston Comedy Festival!, 2008 NYUCF Audience Choice Contest Winner!)

(MC) ***MEGHAN HANLEY*** (You May Not Have Heard Of Her Quite Yet - But I Promise You, You Will Soon - One Of NYC's Finest MC's!)


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Mike Tsirklin

Mike Tsirklin
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Jan 19 2009 8:38 PM

Rex Ryan I like it!! Last time we had a Ryan on staff we won our only Superbowl(Still working on the time machine so I could see a Ny jets Superbowl)
Rich Carucci

Rich Carucci



Jan 4 2009 5:40 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!!!!!!
Johnny

Johnny



Jan 2 2009 10:20 PM

Happy Birthday, Sucka!!!!!1
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Dec 29 2008 8:18 PM

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y , O L D D I R T Y J E F F ! ! !

- Eric Older And Dirtier I
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Dec 29 2008 5:15 PM

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Dec 24 2008 6:38 PM

Hope You Have The Best Christmas Ever!!! !



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Dec 22 2008 4:42 PM

Today I know how a Met fan feels and it sucks!! At least you got the Yankees.
(All i got is the Jets and U Albany basketball)
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Nov 29 2008 1:16 AM

Broncos make me a little nervous.
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Oct 28 2008 10:20 PM

do you want to smoke another round on me?
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Oct 13 2008 10:32 PM

How you think the Knicks are looking this year???
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Oct 7 2008 3:55 PM

By the way, there is a "y" in ready.
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brendan



Oct 7 2008 3:54 PM

Yo dodgeball's back in a week from Friday.
Are you read for pain?
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Sep 29 2008 1:06 PM

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Aaron



Sep 23 2008 12:32 AM

go eat your own ass
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Aug 9 2008 3:07 PM

Chad's playing with the fish, that sucks!!
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