George Jones, T.Rex, the Faces, Tom Waits, Younger Boys, Wild Turkey, the Band, Our Daddies...any dangerous combination, and Ernie the extremely literate streetwalker who will be providing Jamie with the proper instruction on how to turn her drum set into a spaceship/ hovercraft so that she may fly high above/exceed all expectations of any Neil Peart in the jesus-lovin' universe.
Mutually exclusively spawned from the whiskey-nourished seeds of restless and wreckless endangerment, CAJane, JJane, LJane, EJane's paths first crossed in a bedraggled watering hole on the outskirts of CharlesTowne. It was only 5 minutes into reading of the wavering results of the subsequent spittin' contest when tempers flared. Empty bottles turned into broken bottles, broken bottles turned into cut throats, and cut throats resulted in only four (wo)men standing: The Jesse Janes, whose sharpest weapon remain the tongue (and secret-special name-engraved pocket knife-keychains from the Great Smokey Mountains).
This quad of clashing, Kentucky, Tennesee, Missouri and South Carolina-bred gals soon joined forces, morphing into a gang of trainrobbin', guitar pickin', gun totin' and all -around bushwhackin' outlaws. Travelin' cross the country, and breakin' hearts at every truckstop this side of the mississippi, the Jesse Janes are most likely spotted near train stations, fireworks stands ( i.e. Nervous Charlie's, Sad Sam's), underground poker/juke joints where the ladies like to tease and entertain their fellow gentlemen racketeers.
Dylan Gilbert is Coming to South Carolina! Come out to a show!
The Trip To The Zoo Summer Tour 2009!
Wednesday July 22nd @ Homemade Genius (Greenwood, SC) 2401 South Main St., Greenwood, SC 29646 w/ I'm a Blue Jay & Justin Hall 4$ -8:00pm www.myspace.com/homemade_genius
Friday July 24th @ The Channel (Greenville SC) 26 Orchard Park Dr. Greenville, South Carolina 29615 w/ Sequoyah Prep School & Abbie Geddings. 10$ - 8:00pm www.myspace.com/thechannelvenue
Saturday July 25th @ The Musical Depot(Florence, SC) 906 S Cashua Dr D Florence, South Carolina 29501 w/ Justin Osborne (of Sequoyah Prep School). 10$ - 8:00pm
Sunday July 26th @ Fresh Brewed Coffee House (Myrtle Beach SC) 933A Broadway St., Myrtle Beach, North Carolina 29577 w/ Justin Osborne (of Sequoyah Prep School) 7$ - 8:00pm www.myspace.com/freshbrewedch
Monday July 27th @The Run Dan Run House Show (Charleston, SC) 27A Coming St. (bottom floor) Charleston, South Carolina 29401 w/ Run Dan Run & Mr. Jenkins Donation at the door - 8:00pm www.myspace.com/rundanrun
Participate In That Higher Evolutionary Space….* Do Not Hesitate……For We Are the Ones to Part the Waves…..* Beyond the Great Golden Rings…..* Remember …………* Within Each Breath …..Your Magic Sings…..*
Old Sound Logs
Deep Ground Roads Rust Grass and Weed Long in the Daze Wood Caught Sun Mornings Steam-Dew Lit Left Over Footprints in the Coming Snows Ice Crystal Crunch , Under Eyes That Dig For China Layer by Layer of Ancestral Memorized Code Hidden in the Dark and Amber Moss Covered Mist Ceremonial Sameness Beneath the Grit and Bone Space Chambered Hollows Winged Cast Cylinder Works Old Vein Mother Loads Foot Soft........Though the Tender Narrows Sanctuary Territory, Marked by the Water-Claws and Wind Hearts at the Ready Run Sounds of Eden Brook Bubbles in the Light.....High Accidentals Mirrored in the Wallows.....Spectral Reflectives... That Purple Haze of Jimi....* d.v.zdotz....*
As some of you may have heard my sweet and dedicated girlfriend Catie (beloved bartender of Voodoo) was suddenly fired today over a ridiculous and overblown incident. After 2 years of dedicated service helping to build this popular West Ashley bar, Catie's loyalty was repaid by the owners with an undeserved, unexpected sacking. I would ask that anyone who has ever or was ever to consider patronizing Voodoo (or the new noodle bar/sake joint Uni Bar, also run by the same soul-less Phillistines), rethink that decision and instead support any other local independent bar or pub, or hell Applebee's or Red Lobster for that matter. This message is going out to all of my over 2,000 friends and I would hope those of you that can would join me in a financial boycott of the immoral and thankless institutions of Voodoo and Unibar (in West Ashley, Charleston, South Carolina).
In the words of two wise old men named Bartles and James..."Thank you for your support."
And who exactly is running security for this outfit? Best not be that bunch of teetotaling Pinkertons. I'll be your Huckleberry if said services are required.
That blimp and laugh on "Take it on the run" sounds like a mistake right?...wrong! Jamie's double kick pedal broke causing what you thought was a mistake. She played drums for Metallica you buncha retards!!! Janes forever!-DEATHRAY
Can't wait to show off my new para-mutha-fuckin'-diddlin' y'all. Been workin' on my paradiddles....carryin' my little sticks in my pocket and layin' out one tight paradiddle after the mutha fuckin' other. it's pretty paradiddlyumptious, if ye ask me.
i kidnapped and gagged jason, so we'll get them videos up as soon as he starts cooperatin'. we're on a meticulous torture process at the moment. to be continued...
