Gra "The Mastermind" Clark - Vox/Bass.
Pete R. Fyle - Guitars.
Dick "The Diddler" Rasche - Drums.
Influences
Beer and donuts,
M.O.D.
S.O.D.
D.R.I.
Discharge,
Motorhead,
Budgie,
Neonatal Death,
Big Kris Pilkington,
Venom,
Diamond Head,
Monkeyman,
Slayer,
Machine Head,
The Exploited,
Stryper,
and of course, the big man himself, SATAN!!
Sounds Like
A fucking huge bear shitting shards of broken glass after a really, really hot curry.
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Born from a love of Hardcore-Punk and complete and utter boredom, The Jesters Toes are at the cutting edge of the Punk scene and will not stop until EVERYONE has heard their trademark acetylene-blast of raw metal/punk fury! The Jester's Toes are coming to SHIT IN YOUR BED!
We're making our music mainly for ourselves and we LOVE it.
If you happen to dig it too, let us know!
If you don't like it, you can just fuck right off. You're the type of cunt we don't wanna know!
We also like to swear quite a bit.
FUCK-BAG PISS!
Calabrese will be playing at Wave-Gotik-Treffen (the worlds largest gothic festival) June 1 2009 with Shadow Reichenstein and Blitzkid. This show will be our European premier, opening a new chapter in the Calabrese history books. Come join us!
Also the Calabrese video for the "The Graves" is now on youtube! Check it out and leave us a comment.
Don't ever say we haven't done anything for you! Introducing..."The Calabrese Coffin Deal!" This deal is so insane it will make you kill yourself!
"Calabrese Coffin Deal" * 1 Death Pendant * 1 Blood Rag * 1 Vamp Skull Back Patch (Green) * 18 Buttons (The Full Collection) * 1 Voodoo Bat Patch * 2 Posters (Rock & Roll Spooktacular and Zombie Pajama Party!) * 5 Stickers (Zombie, Monster Squad, Death, Ghouls, Vamp Bros!)
Normally, you'd have to spend a cool $57 for all this swag. But now you can get an instant Calabrese memorabilia explosion for only $37! Can you smell that? It's your mind melting!
February CD Giveaway!
For the whole month of February, any order over $20 will receive the compilation CD, "Rebels of Rock 'n Roll #1," from Straight Razor Records. Featuring Calabrese and 23 other bands.
STRIP-O-GRAMS - With THE GIRLS or THE GUYS for Birthday's, Office / Company Parties, Going Away, Retirement, Graduation and all occasions. The Girls and Guys strip from (costumes upon request) normal dress to a Bikini or G-String and Top or Topless. "Per your request" the Entertainer will do a great job of surprising and teasing the Guest Of Honor. Guaranteed to put a smile and blush on the Guest Of Honors face!
evenin to all you twisted grinders, we've come to shamelessly plug our new (and first) EP we'll be selling copies of it around edinburgh so if you see us tryin to flog our shit then grab one of us G'night!
Erm.. He text me last week asking if I was going down to cornwall to see him. Apparently he did send a bulletin before he left saying goodbye to everyone and saying something about making it in the real world or some shit..
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!! AM AT THE VENUE NOW, WE WERE 'SPOSE TO HAVE A SOUND CHECK 2 HOURS AGO. THERES KIDS CRYING EVERYWHERE, AND SOME OF THEM WANT THEIR MONEY BACK!
9 Songs. 7 Minutes. Goregrind! - 81% Written by nightfalls on July 5th, 2007
In context, the none-more-sudden cover of Napalm Death's grind classic, "You Suffer" couldn't have been better placed. Forcing its blood-splattered contents down your throat in less time that other, more cumbersome bands take to get to the first decent riff, Neo-Natal Death's Hellfest demo perfectly embodies the take-no-prisoners approach of one man recording guitar, bass, drum programming and a scatter-happy collection of samples onto his laptop.
The cringe-worthily brilliant titles ("Eat.Fuck.Kill.", "Abortion Of Chips" and "Devouring the Dissected" being some of my personal favourites) combined with the samples that begin almost every track only add to the overall OTT experience, with the only major negative point of the cd being the poor production, or rather, complete lack of. While it could be argued that this rawness is a crucial part of the genre, I personally feel that if these songs were given just slightly more room to breathe they would be all the better for it. Still, not at all bad for one man and a laptop!
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