Sadly, I am a huge Husky football fan. It's not my fault I was born into it. I was at the game in 1981 when we invented The Wave. That's no bullcrap, look it up. John Elway was the QB for Stanford in that game. I have coached a beer league softball team called the Fighting Amish for the past 9 years. Our 2005 championship was the greatest moment of my life.
Music
Lady and Gentlemen, from Georgetown, The Purdins....
Gawd I miss these guys....
Movies
Saturday Night Fever, Rasing Arizona, Where the Heart is, Footloose, The Princess Bride, The Big Lebowski, Racing With the Moon, Valley Girl, The Pick of Destiny, The South Park Movie
Television
The Office, Extras, Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, I love Money, Sportscenter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Weeds, Arrested Development, Match Game, Little League World Series, The National Spelling Bee, NFL Football, Sopranos
Books
How to get a teenage boy and what to do when you get him. Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot and other observations. God is Not Great. The Disco Kid. Jitterbug perfume. Slapstick by Vonegut.
Heroes
Muhammed Ali, Joey Ramone, John Lennon, Maria Bartiromo, Al Franken, my Mom, and Steve who made the Kitty Cat Dance....
About me: I like statistics. The less useful, the better. For example, 7 of 10 paper clips manufactured are never used, and only 1 of 10 ever gets used to hold papers together. More people are killed worldwide annually by elephants than by sharks. At any given moment .7% of the world's population is drunk (thanks Tom) Oh, stats about me? I once ate 16 tacos in 37 minutes. I can throw pretty good. I've been to 21 MLB stadiums, nothing comes close to Wrigley Field. I can solve the Rubik's Cube in 90 seconds, I already did it 5 times today. I have proudly gone 17 years without owning a car. I like to get preachy about it too, up until the point when I need a ride from someone. Back when I did have a car I was on Candid Camera once when a cop gave me a ticket for not having mudflaps on my Buick.
You're smoking hot for 76. Damn. Hey! Just wanted to say hi and tell you that I'm supremely jealous that you spent time with my fam. Argggggggggg. Take care!!!
I worked some bills with a few Folkies, you know - "Put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him, put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him!" I used to say "If he's got a long enough hose, he's gonna have a lot of friends in the shower room." Folk audiences hated that joke.
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