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Most Recent Episode Posted On Friday 07/18/08
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As a friend-to-friend conversation here, why are guys so fuckin retarded sometimes? Who asks a girl out, doesn't see her for 4 days, blows her off the night he's sposed to hang out with her & gets drunk with his friends, and then his friend calls at 1:30 in the morning to break up with her for him....?!
what the hell? i dint know i even added you guys. but its preeettty funny. and the longer the word pretty is the the better the adjective that comes after it... if you didnt know? well thanks for the add even tho i dont remember. keep up the goooooood work (works for good too)
you guys a cool my whole life all i do is get on soap boxses that seriously piss me off and you will have to compete with "BRENT'S BITCHING AGAIN" but i love ya guys
hey i got a question, do you guys think its wrong to go out with 10 butterfaces at the same time, then tell them all to meet me at a tim hortons someday, then get them all in a group, then pull out a camera, and tell them all ive been going out with all of them and am now dumping them all cuz there ugly, then run away and put it on youtube?
that last rant was good times... and i have nothing constructive to add so... keep up the good ranting i guess? whatever... i'll just be awkward then... super. later guys.