I hate to be the bringer of bad news, like the person who found the shit in the room with all the coats in it at the party, but i am sad to say that the john elway vortex experience is dead. we gave it a good run...alright maybe not, but still. we just want to thank everybody who listened to the one song we did record despite each and everyone of ours laziness, and anyone who saw us play one, or both of our mindblowing shows......and everyone who supported us and left complimentary comments on our myspace. we'll try not to forget you, but chances are we will, but it wont be on purpose, trust me. it was quite the 'experience' (no pun intended). so if anyone out there is reading this, all i ask is one small favor- make a toast to the john elway vortex experience when you hit up the bars or are drinking underage and illegally at your friends house in their basement while there parents are still home. not only would you proably be the first person ever to make a toast to john elway, but it would make my day. and also, matt calahan, the synth/other vocalist of the band is currently in bootcamp for the marines, so make sure to wish him goodluck, cause im sure he needs it. and if for some reason you are still reading this, i applaud you. so...yeah, thank you to all who supported us and all that jibba jabba. we love you. we'll keep you in our dreams. probably not in a sexual way, but im not making any promises. peace.
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are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:
hey, so i went shopping today. it's getting pretty packed out there. i think my fav store was toys r us, heh. yah i know, im a big kid! anyway, i got jayden that deluxe scrabble that my aunt said he wanted. it's so cool having extra cash to buy stuff for hte holidays. makes me feel good and stuff, ya know? i'm so glad i listened to chase and started doing those online surveys that he's doing. he's doing better than me, cuz he's been doing it alot longer. i think he said he's doig like 740 or something a week. really good cash, ya know? i aint doing that good. some weeks ill do like 270, next one i might do like 340 or 360 or something. it's good extra cash, i like it! anyway, give it a shot. here's the site i use. just click here, and you'll see. it's so easy and simple, and the money is soooo worth it. anyway, i gotta bounce, so hit me up later, k? cya ttyl P28696450
hey, so i went shopping today. it's getting pretty packed out there. i think my fav store was toys r us, heh. yah i know, im a big kid! anyway, i got jayden that deluxe scrabble that my aunt said he wanted. it's so cool having extra cash to buy stuff for hte holidays. makes me feel good and stuff, ya know? i'm so glad i listened to chase and started doing those online surveys that he's doing. he's doing better than me, cuz he's been doing it alot longer. i think he said he's doig like 740 or something a week. really good cash, ya know? i aint doing that good. some weeks ill do like 270, next one i might do like 340 or 360 or something. it's good extra cash, i like it! anyway, give it a shot. here's the site i use. just click here, and you'll see. it's so easy and simple, and the money is soooo worth it. anyway, i gotta bounce, so hit me up later, k? cya ttyl I38242674
hey, i know, i know, its a little gay, but guess who i saw in concert the other night? THE POLICE! heh, i know, but i really like em. we were up in the stands, in the very corner, so we couldnt even see the front of the singers. those were the only tickets available, the place was friggin packed! i been so broke the past few months, but i got my mom to buy em for me. anyway, i know the holidays are almost here, so mom also got me these diet pills from online, and they're pretty cool. i'm toning up nicely, losing those extra pounds i put on. and my energy level, gah, its so high, and i dont get many cravings for sweets, so it's all good. you should try it out. here's the site she used. just click here, and you'll see. it's so easy and simple, and soooo worth it. anyway, i gotta bounce, so hit me up later, k? cya ttyl
hey, thought i would let you know, erin and i saw vince cornett at target the other day.. he was with his wife and he was the same goofy guy as ever..
anyway, that thing we were talking about, idk, its just been bothering me and i didn't know if i was retarded or not so i thought i would ask. so tell me .. how is every little thing?
holy crap! remember those online paid survey things that i was taking to make extra cash? i just got my first check for $237!! and that was just for like a few hours of work! wanna go out this weekend? it's on me! you should do it, too. the money is so easy, then we can take a roadtrip in a few weeks.
hey, thought i would let you know, erin and i saw vince cornett at target the other day.. he was with his wife and he was the same goofy guy as ever..
anyway, that thing we were talking about, idk, its just been bothering me and i didn't know if i was retarded or not so i thought i would ask. so tell me .. how is every little thing?
holy crap! remember those online paid survey things that i was taking to make extra cash? i just got my first check for $237!! and that was just for like a few hours of work! wanna go out this weekend? it's on me! you should do it, too. the money is so easy, then we can take a roadtrip in a few weeks.
hey, thought i would let you know, erin and i saw vince cornett at target the other day.. he was with his wife and he was the same goofy guy as ever..
anyway, that thing we were talking about, idk, its just been bothering me and i didn't know if i was retarded or not so i thought i would ask. so tell me .. how is every little thing?
at least i start losing some friggin weight. mom ordered me some pills to give me more energy and stuff. they're working pretty good. i have good energy, and i dont really get all that hungry, so thats a good thing. you should try em. you can get em right here. just click here, and gimme a call!
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holy fucking shit i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised on myspace and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac shit here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ringsdf.com
All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
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I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. MTEARS.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from MTEARS.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
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All Girls are straight up lying when they say that size does not matter, I got proof.
Heads up here for you guys, my best friend Pete has been getting all the girls at school and work after he has not had a girlfriend in the past 2 years. I asked him if he is drugging them or whatever so he told me his little secret. He has been taking these tablets, Copy and paste this address into your browser CKAPS.COM to see where he gets them from, they made his little magic stick grow almost double the size it was in about 2 months and he says it is still getting bigger.
I thought he was kidding around so I investigated a little bit into it and sure enough I found nine bottles of the these pills under his bed and to top that off, his 2 brothers are now taking them too, I don't know, but I am thinking now of buying them for you know who.. I know it sounds shallow but after seeing the results, it is hard to not do it.
I am telling you I have all the proof needed that they work, the place you order them from even guarentees that they will work on any guy or they give you what you paid right back. Don't pass up on this one guys, it is 100% confirmed and for real. Get them while they are still available by Going here Just copy and paste this address in your browser. CKAPS.COM
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hey hey you!! how have you been doing? i'm okay. partied alot lately .. put on some weight, which sucks! but oh well, it happens. i really need to start back at the gym. but, i did start taking these pills that my friend told me about, and i'm impressed! they helped so much with my energy, i feel soo active now, and i don't crave food all the time now, and the best part, heh ... i'm losing weight!! anyway, i don't wanna be selfish or nuttin, so here's the website that i ordered them from. i gotta run, i have more stuff to do today, but keep in touch, okay!!
How u Been? Hopefully Well!! Say wasn't it you asking how I made an extra $700 a week answering simple consumer surveys? If so that site is---Getting Paid From Online Surveys Some surveys pay $25-$75 and generally last 15-20 minutes. Let me know how you like it!