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The John Matrix Blues Quintet
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We don't play blues and are not a quintet



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Member Since1/19/2006
Band Websitehttp://genericmugwump.com/
Band MembersMason Storm Van Keaton - Guitars, keyboards, samples, stratagems.
InfluencesDream Theater
Jeff Fahey
Steven Seagal
Carcass
Dave Mustaine's sneer
Andrei Tarkovsky
Queensryche
Colgate
Sounds LikeA paper cut in the key of existential turpentine.
Type of LabelMajor


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   About The John Matrix Blues Quintet
The John Matrix Blues Quintet is a project of dedication to the artisans of innovative and prodigiously brilliant creativity everywhere, from the ponytail of Steven Seagal to the anchored pinky of John Petrucci, from the prose of Kafka to the blue eyes of Jeff Fahey. We are here to expel the torment that can envelope even the most hardened, callused individuals, for if Arnie does not lead the way to elysian paradise for the masses, then surely to god not even the dance moves of Jean Claude Van Damme can save us.

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Miari

Miari



Sep 3 2009 9:11 PM

www.miari.com
Brand New Sin

Brand New Sin



Jun 26 2009 1:17 AM

New Album, Hot Topic, NYC and more...


THURSDAY, JULY 10, 2009 6PM

Hot Topic Great Northern Mall Clay, NY



July 8 - CD Release - "Distilled"
July 10 - Hot Topic Great Northern Mall 6pm
July 10 - CD Release Party at Mac's Bad Art Bar - Mattydale, NY
July 11 - Lucky's - Cortland, NY
July 17 - Hot Topic Watertown Mall - Watertown, NY 6pm
July 17 - Adams Hotel - Adams, NY
July 23 - Looney Tunes CD Store - Long Island
July 24 - Uncle Mike's - Manhattan
July 25 - Uncle Mike's - Manhattan&l
Bandstickers

Bandstickers



Oct 7 2008 1:54 PM

Come Check Us Out
Click HERE for more details!!!
Ex Libris Records

Ex Libris Records



Sep 9 2008 9:50 PM

nevermind

nevermind



Dec 7 2007 12:07 PM

whats up? i found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. i dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me. you gotta try it!

Does anyone like you? Click here to find out.
Mary

Mary



Nov 16 2007 8:48 AM

holy crap how wasted was she when they did that???

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=125723
marykay

marykay



Sep 10 2007 4:49 PM

It's been too long Sir Fleming, what is going on with you?
Downtown Lee Brown

Lee Brown



May 6 2007 12:51 PM

aw man i new u wud.. i seen them in dublin wen they played here in a tiny venue it was chaos.. so many people dressed as arnie.. their crazy,
marykay

marykay



Apr 18 2007 8:47 PM

What lovely tunes you have. Just lovely.

Hope things are well in the Land of Segal and Fahey.
Lee Templeton

Lee Templeton



Mar 6 2007 1:59 PM

Okay. I'll do up something for the Arnie generation that will make what I did for the Guireans pale by comparison. Just gimme a few days...

Are you tracking the developing story with me and the Guireans btw? It turns out that there are ACTUALLY discs that I could sell! They've been sitting around someone's shed for the last few years or so. I feel compelled to get at least one of them into the hands of a South of Market dj
Lee Templeton

Lee Templeton



Mar 4 2007 4:30 PM

Just how global is this Arnold Theme Band phenomenon? You seemed to have found a bunch of friends. I'm really thinking that I need to do something with this.

A compilation CD! That's IT!
jT

jT



Feb 17 2007 11:51 PM

shit. now that i am really listening to your music (last time when i listened the internet connection had some problem so it wasn't all that perfect.), i think you're crazy. aiya~~ so good!!! more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaron McMullan

Aaron McMullan



Feb 16 2007 7:27 PM

more songs!!! more songs!!! the world needs MORE!
jT

jT



Feb 15 2007 9:50 AM

I'll kick your ass.
The Commandos

The Commandos



Jan 7 2007 11:36 AM

You rule too! I think the Arnold themebands of myspace should unite. What an irresistible force we would be!
The Commandos

The Commandos



Jan 4 2007 7:08 PM

Well helloh! The Arnie themebands arh takin ovah di intanet!
Mat

mat brewster



Dec 6 2006 6:54 PM

How much wood could a Fahey chuck, if a Fahey could chuck wood?
marykay

marykay



Dec 6 2006 3:45 PM

Oh, bless you ya lovely man. Thanks for the add Sir Fleming : ) XOXO
Caz

Caz



Feb 11 2006 10:05 PM

hey, cheers for the add=]
xXx
The Dangerfields

The Dangerfields



Jan 30 2006 8:24 PM

Thanks for the add!

Rock on!
Trinity

Annie Goth



Jan 27 2006 10:21 PM

no doiii

wassup/
Lee Templeton

Lee Templeton



Jan 27 2006 4:02 AM

"I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas..."

Was telling the co-workers about the Arnie Syndrome thing and apparently one of them is friends with a guy who is friends with the guy who owns the rights to Hercules in New York (and he's willing to sell them. Wanna buy the rights to Arnie's first film?) Anyway, this guy's major source of income from the film is going after people who infringe on the copyright. We figure you're in the clear because Ah Nuld's voice was dubbed for this one.
DJRadiohead

DJRadiohead



Jan 27 2006 12:22 AM

This owns. I don't know what else to say. That was great.
Dave

Dave



Jan 25 2006 12:36 PM

yo cheers for the add

btw who are you peeps and where u from?

by wanting to conquer portstewart i'm assuming its somewher local? lol
Alanah

alanah marsh



Jan 24 2006 10:41 PM

yes, betty boop.
cooler than you.xD
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