About me:

Once in a generation a show comes along that is so special,so unique,so utterly without peer that it not only changes the lives of everyone who sees it,but changes the very art form itself.


This is not that show!


Hello pinheads!
I am Horror Host and local Austin hero,Seth Lazarus.

My show is called The Keep Out Lounge,and I show classic,and not so classic horror movies, guaranteed* to provide you with two hours of distraction from your otherwise dull and meaningless life.
I host the show from my bar,The Keep Out Lounge.For more information on the bar and the show, check out my website.


I am the only completely adult themed,uncensored horror hosted show working today!


I have another program where I show a double feature of horror hosted programming from horror hosts all across the country,called Austin's Year of the Horror Hosts! Freedom of choice is where it's at,baby!


I'm also doing a toned down version of the show,in front of a live audience,for a local network affilliate.It will have the same beautiful co-hosts,horror movies,and irreverent humor as the other show.The only thing missing is the nudity(crap!).



So take it from me and watch the show! You'll be glad you did,or my name isn't Sett Lazaroth!


My Website is:
http://www.geocities.com/thekeepoutlounge/night_vision.html
Feel free to check it out!
Also,feel free to check out my pictures.


ABANDON HOPE ALL Y'ALL WHO ENTER HERE!


Possibly the world's greatest living horror host.
-Seth


*(Not actually guaranteed)


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