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Kyle

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  • Kyle Caulfield

  • 21 / Male
  • Santa Paula, California, US
  • Last Login: 7/9/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Music, driving, hanging out with friends, rain/cloudy cool weather, food, photography, being with the people I love, being a lazy son-of-a-bitch, watching movies, art, random shit, the beach, drinking with aforementioned friends and loved ones, fighting the power, fun shit, enjoying life, etc; you see where I'm going, I like things that are rad

  • Music

    Anything that sounds good in my brain.


  • Movies

    Good Ones

  • Television

    Metalocalypse, The Office, Summer Heights High, Eastbound and Down, Frisky Dingo, Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, Weeds, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Family Guy, South Park, Rescue Me, Mythbusters, Man V. Wild, Laker games, etc.

  • Books

    I'm almost done with the Reality Dysfunction. I tend to read scifi/fiction and philosophy type books, but really enjoy anything I find interesting.

  • Heroes

    My family and my best friends







Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Santa Paula
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Drink: Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Livin'
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Santa Paula High

    • Santa Paula, CA
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Awesome
    • Minor: Righteous
    2002 to 2005

Blurbs

About me:

"How would I describe myself? Three words: Hard working, alpha-male, jackhammer...merciless...insatiable. There's nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon."


IM me at AnEpicMelody if you wanna to talk, I'm pretty much never on though. You can hunt me down on facebook too, should it behoove you. I'm on there more often.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone rad and interesting

Comments

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  • earth to kayla ☮

    Jul 1 2009 3:16 PM

    i just barely got that comment... oh my god thats the funniest shit ever hahaha.
  • StevenSteven Ming

    Jun 13 2009 2:20 AM

    How much Vagina have you slayedwith that new Mastodon shirt man?!? Explosions in a few days man.really looking forward to it
  • Ella

    Jun 9 2009 9:28 AM

    Hey Kyle,  how r u?

    **** NEW SONG**** NEW VIDEO**** NEW PICS **** NEW HAIR ****
     
    please drop by & comment me some feedback on my debut video,
    which was shot on the north east coast of england where i grew up,
    i'd love to know what u think!  
     
     
    Peace & Love
     
    **** ella ****..
  • StevenSteven Ming

    May 26 2009 2:45 PM

    DUDE! just got some great news, Blood In The Stool Of God is getting back together!!! i just emptied out my bank account. I'll see you in six months!!
  • StevenSteven Ming

    May 24 2009 2:33 PM

    Pick up thelatest issue of Yo Yo Monthly. Obama shows you how to smoothly transition from walking the dog to rockin dat muh fuckin cradle!!!!
  • No Line on the HorizonJosh Vaskovich

    May 14 2009 7:38 PM

    Hey McKyle, just droppin' by to see whats up. Um Wolverine sucked, I hated it. But damn I loved Star Trek. Anyway on lunch working like 12 hours today.
  • Bree ♥

    May 1 2009 1:13 AM

    haha yeah my immune system does suck. i'm still getting over being sick from about a week ago and i really hope it wasn't the swine flu :.. anyways, we can get through this together. us people with bad immune systems gotta stick together ;] lol
  • kevinKevin barnett

    Apr 14 2009 11:23 PM

    I would imagine they would swell up and shit.
  • kevinKevin barnett

    Apr 14 2009 10:49 PM

    Wood plugs? Do they have laquer on them so they dont splinter and shit?
  • aaron

    Apr 14 2009 5:22 PM

    yeah dude i didn't like it. i was pretty disappointed. i expected something a lot funnier or something. the whole tone of the movie just changed all of a sudden haha. like the first half hour was funny and when him and michael pena beat the crap out of the skateboarder kids. haha but other than that i didn't really enjoy it. and yeah the whole flasher pervert thing disturbed me. haha i'm not down with nudity.
  • Ryanryan ayerle

    Apr 8 2009 2:46 AM

    ive only heard a few songs but theyre amazing haha. mastodon puts on a really great show.
  • Ryanryan ayerle

    Apr 1 2009 5:48 AM

    yea my stores been cuttin hours been pretty bad lately too. did you take the class with cesar mateus? that guys so good man, he plays flamenco but every once in a while hell talk about ac/dc and start playing their stuff. its a good class but its kinda boring sometimes. steven told me that mastodon came out with a rock album, so i looked it up. its pretty damn good. i cant wait ti they come back to this area. i saw em at the troubadour in 2005, greatest show ever.
  • aaron

    Mar 31 2009 11:42 PM

    i don't really have any money to do anything man. i gotta watch the funds right now. you guys are more than welcome to come out this way. we can just hang and play pool or something.
  • aaron

    Mar 31 2009 11:26 PM

    i know man. it blows. but i think it's a sign i should get something new and move on. dude we'd be geniuses if we did. and yeah check the wood ranch website. we gotta stay on top of it. it says they'll be posting info on when and where to turn in applications.
    what are you doing tonight?
  • Ryanryan ayerle

    Mar 29 2009 11:24 PM

    haha same here man, i like my check when i work 40hrs but its so tempting to just work like 30 haha. pretty good just school and work. im in this guitar class at vc, its pretty fun, i just sit around and play guitar for an hour for 3 credits, haha.
  • StevenSteven Ming

    Mar 28 2009 11:24 PM

    Please....please take my hand....please take my soul to rest....so we can always be FUCKING METAAAAL!!!!! I know that doesnt go together, but that doesnt mean it aint true son!!!!
  • Ryanryan ayerle

    Mar 25 2009 8:41 PM

    hey man, finally saw you at vons after like 4 months, haha. except you were practically running out the door.
    "end shift"
  • Bree ♥

    Mar 23 2009 5:20 AM

    haha yes it was lol.
  • Bree ♥

    Mar 23 2009 5:14 AM

    I agree with you about I LOVE YOU, MAN... truly the funniest movie i have seen in a while.
    :] "SLAPPEH DAH BAHSS"
  • earth to kayla ☮

    Mar 19 2009 3:36 PM

    hey i got off pretty late last night sorry.
    what are you doin later today?
  • serena

    Mar 18 2009 12:38 AM

    I haven't been to santa paula in so long! I am a burrito fan! We should get some.


    I went into this little room that had desk sort of things, kinda like a cubicle and I plugged my laptop in and watched a movie and read. I was there since 8! It was long.
    But you only have to go once a year!
  • serena

    Mar 17 2009 11:48 PM

    I used to live in wheeler canyon! Sorta the same.
    Except I rode horses everyday and went on adventures through the mountains, but still, sorta the same? haha

    I actually just got home! It uhhh...pretty boring! I got on a battery and assault case that was going for about a week, but I said I didn't get paid.
    Hahah
  • serena

    Mar 17 2009 6:19 PM

    Yes, I am around.
    So bored!!!
  • serena

    Mar 17 2009 5:38 AM

    You faiiiiled. Horribly! Maybe in a few months you could say the same and I'll believe you again.

    Haha I haven't seen you in forever! How are you
  • serena

    Mar 17 2009 5:27 AM

    Ah, see...you could have totally fooled me! Should have gone along with it!!