MWH aka King Of Cable
"Do You Miss ME?????"

Male
90 years old
ORLANDO, Florida
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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    MWH aka King Of Cable's Interests
GeneralI like listening to The Howard Stern show, traveling, eating at cool places, drinking, comedy clubs, rock concerts, being with my friends and just enjoying life.... King of Cable
MusicI love classic rock....some of my favorite bands are CCR, CSNY, Rolling Stomes, Jethro Tull, Steely Dan, Bob Segar, Elton John and the list goes on and on. I do like some newer music. I recently saw the Killers perform and they were great!
MoviesPrivate Parts of course!! I also liked Man on the Moon about the life of Andy Kaufman...Great funnny movie about someone that went to soon.
TelevisionSEINFELD, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, SOPRANOS, ALI G, THE O.C, VIVA LA BAM, WEEDS, PRISON BREAK AND 700 CLUB!!
BooksANYTHING ON AUDIO! NAH,,A BOOK I REALLY DID ENJOY READING WAS ,,OH WAIT IT WAS A MAGAZINE!!! NEVERMIND!!
HeroesYOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. SO FEW HAVE TOUCHED MY LIFE AND GIVEN ME HAPPINESS AND SAVED MY SOUL AND BROUGHT ME COMFORT DURING LONELY TIMES.

     MWH aka King Of Cable's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Washington DC AREA!!
Religion:Muslim
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Education:College graduate



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EMAIL ME:  TheKingOfCable@GMail.com

http://www.koam.com/yir/birthday.html

http://howardstern.com

http://www.deansplanet.com/doc_king_of_cable.html

Miss America Cover

Well, You might remember me from years ago as the young phony phone call artist that was featured in Howard Stern's book Miss America on page 395. Howard wrote about me in several pages of the best selling book that was number 1 on the New York Times list. I also was fortunate enough to have been invited as a guest to one of Howard's famous Birthday Party's as well as to the world premiere of Private Parts!!! Howard would play my funny and amusing calls on his old syndicated radio show that was broadcast nationwide. Throughout the years, my life has been a rollercoaster as I am sure many lives are. We all have ups and downs. We all get sidetracked with obstacles and addictions that prevent us from becoming who want to be and what we aim for. I must say my life has been one fucking wild ride. I have gotten to do more things at my young age than most people will have ever gotten to be able to do in 3 lifetimes!! I am proud that I have so many reliable friends and family members that care about me and love me! Well other than that I am just a fun outgoing person who feeds off of the energy of people. I like to see people laugh and talk about things that most people wouldn't. I am able to get people to discuss things that they normally wouldn't talk about. As far as my recent Howard Stern appearance went, it was fucking wild. I do not have a lisp, i was slurring. I was partying hard. In the next few months maybe we will see some type of comeback so be patient... Well, drop me an email and say HELLO!!!!

The King of Cable's personal criminal defense attorney Paul Ghezzi can be reached at http://www.MyLawyerPaul.com

Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet young, funny, crazy and successful people that just like to enjoy life!

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MWH aka King Of Cable has 261 friends.
 Kevin Kraft 


 Shane 


 Herbie 


 Greg 


 Russ 


 Matt 


 Alex 


 Ryan 


 Miss Stacey Nicole 


 David 


 Josh 


 Doray 


 LT 


 GayShaGucci 


 Jaye 


 Kelli 


 jon 


 LETS GO HOKIES!!!! 


 Nick 





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jg





Jul 18 2008 12:28 PM

its alright. same to you.
what's going on?
Josh





Jul 16 2008 6:41 PM

I'll be there if can I can sleep on the floor in your closet.
Megan





Jul 8 2008 8:48 AM

i'm back in orlando. give me a ring. dinner. drinks. you. me. fab...
LT





Jul 1 2008 2:34 PM

I miss my Mattie! We have to make up for your birthday next week when I get back from Chicago...promise!
Megan





Jun 19 2008 9:09 AM

happy birthday, my favorite piece of white chocolate candy deluxe. let me know your travel plans. all my xoxo and blumpkins ;-) xm.
Linda





Jun 18 2008 4:33 PM

Happy Birthday Matthew! Hope to see you Saturday Night!
Jamesson





Jun 18 2008 4:35 PM

Happy Birthday!
Mark





Jun 18 2008 7:41 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KING!!
Glitter





Jun 17 2008 8:29 PM

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
Myspace Happy Birthday Graphics
Myspace Happy Birthday Glitters Graphics
LT





Jun 11 2008 6:42 PM

Had fun last night.
We will def have to go back for bingo at Hamburger Mary's!!
DJ EXCEL





Jun 1 2008 2:38 PM

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jg





May 30 2008 8:31 PM

yo, what up, matt?!
yo, peaches!





Apr 22 2008 7:43 AM

you know i love you bitch.
Jaye





Apr 14 2008 9:29 AM

Can't wait to see you!!!
MARGOT





Apr 1 2008 9:50 AM

Hey Matt, I have someone
I want you to meet...

You down.
RYAN





Mar 30 2008 9:01 AM

Call me sucka! We're heading down to the Citrus Bowl shortly to tailgate and do the fan experience stuff.
Miss Stacey Nicole





Mar 13 2008 7:44 AM

i miss you too... lets go to Mexico ?
Miss Stacey Nicole





Dec 24 2007 5:27 PM

Merry Christmas my love :) miss you come visit SOON!!!!! Thanks so much for the card in the mail ... i LOVED it :)



give Lady kisses from Prancer and me :)
Lance





Dec 15 2007 11:48 AM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Nick





Dec 7 2007 7:55 AM

Hey Matt!
Sweet Melissa





Nov 30 2007 8:15 PM


MySpace Comments / Glitter Graphics
Sweet Melissa





Nov 27 2007 1:06 PM

Where you been? Hope all is good!!
Shane





Nov 22 2007 11:53 AM

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, SEE YOU IN dEC.
Glitter





Nov 21 2007 9:24 PM

Thanksgiving Myspace Graphics
Thanksgiving Myspace Graphics
..
Miss Stacey Nicole





Nov 14 2007 12:48 PM

I thought you'd appreciate this:

Five Levels of Hangovers

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to
function relatively well. However, you are still
parched. You can drink 5 Cokes and still feel this way.
For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.


Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may
look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple
gun. The coffee you are
chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is
still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM
Waffle House excursion. There ! is some definite havoc
being wreaked upon your bowels.


Three Star Hangover(***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are
definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you
gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored
schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to
drink. Life would be better right now if you were home
in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of
coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet
Coke--yet you haven't peed once.


Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too
quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already
lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture
for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that
can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of
your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put! your m
ake-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look
like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your
ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five
shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes
of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover(*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is
actually annoying the employee who sits in the next
cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and
making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust
GayShaGucci





Nov 14 2007 10:56 AM

so are we gonna go on thurs?? i gotta work but i go in early at 11 so i will get out early...don't know how early but hopefully by 9...
Kelli





Nov 6 2007 11:53 AM

Shane





Nov 3 2007 1:21 PM

muah much love
Jaye





Oct 30 2007 9:21 AM

I LOVE the new pic!!! Happy Halloween!!
Kelli





Oct 28 2007 9:05 AM

Matt, what happened to you??? We missed you Sat. night!!!
Love ya,
Call me,
Kelli
Herbie





Oct 24 2007 8:39 PM

can you believe we went to highschool with this chick?

http://profile.myspace.com.index.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.10461.pckeez.cn
Kelli





Oct 23 2007 7:36 PM

Hey, your new picture is really good. You look hot!! Ok, so I heard you had lunch with Jon today?? What about me?
Hope you're having a good week.
XoXo
Kelli
Nick





Oct 20 2007 3:41 PM

Hey lover. Hope things are going well. i miss you...and lady too!
PATRICK





Oct 9 2007 10:21 PM

Dude you fell asleep on the phone....HAHAHA. Just saying hi. see you thursday. Karaoke @ Elks lodge LMAO!!!!!
Sweet Melissa





Oct 7 2007 6:10 PM

Hello sweetness...I am in Hilton Head this weekend. I went to Oktoberfest in Savannah yesterday...it was fun! When are we doing Harvey's? Miss you! XOXOXO
Duncan





Oct 1 2007 10:25 PM

Yeah, about the syphilis thing, I think we both should be checked by our doctors. Strict open door policy here abput STDs.
Have a great day!
Kassia