CONGRATULATIONS LEXI,
Winner of The Kings Of Caveman Nation Autographed Guitar!!
Click on Lexis Pic to send her a congratulations comment.
And be nice Cromags! There is always next time. And stay tuned, The Kings Of Caveman Nation plan to throw you a free bone soon, so calm down!
"Thanks, I'm really excited that I won.. and the music on your myspace page sounds badass."
~LEXI
"Well, Thank you, You're Welcome and ROCK ON LEXI !
Caveman Nation wouldn't be the same without you!"
From Hungtulo, Melotu and Rhoot
The Kings Of Caveman Nation
Influences
The Kings of Caveman Nation pay tribute to the Tribes who introduced them to music.
They appreciate Cheap Trick, Johnny Cash, Christopher Guest, Type O Negative, Rusted Root, Black Happy, My Chemical Romance and that guy that plays buckets in the subway.
The Legend of........ "THE KINGS OF CAVEMAN NATION"
After a near fatal dinosaur attack, three embattled cavemen enter a strange metal craft that appears on the horizon, landing in the valley below. Bright buttons and flashing dash lights prove to be irresistible playthings. Their curiosity accidentally launches the craft and the caveman experience a long frozen journey through space.
With the help of a twisted form of divine intervention, they eventually crash in Africa in the year 1955.
They find themselves a long, long way from home indeed, visiting with peoples who teach them tribal dress, traditions and music. Never had they seen such fascinating dress or heard such mesmerizing and magical sounds.
It is while visiting these tribes that the lost cavemen are given the names Hungtulo, Melotu and Rhoot.
In time they make their way to America, learning the language and ways of the new world from what they see on television and magazines.
Yes, this new world holds many strange wonders for them. Is this even the same planet they once knew? No one is sure. The technologies, culture and modern ways are all foreign and confusing to the cavemen. The women are typically less hairy than they remembered. How will they stay warm at night?
As the cavemen strive to adapt, they embrace their new tribal musical roots, combining it with progressive rock.
With guitars at their sides, they manage to trip their way clumsily through the modern world, never quite seeming to fit in, but are pleased to discover that the caveman culture seems to be alive and well in the new world. Cavemen appear to still exist here and there. They see them in the streets and on TV. Hungtulo, Melotu and Rhoot discover that they are not alone after all.
They are three ancient men who rode the metal beast from the past into our modern time.
They champion the cause of all cavemen who still exist today, fighting for their rights and giving them a nation on earth to call their own.
They are super sexy and it can't be helped, so they make no apologies for that.
hey dude wicked music it has a really awesome vibe about it. anyway check out my band at www.myspace.com/landoftheshadowpuppets
or if your feeling like some comedy check out this other band which i'm in. i do the back in vocals. we went for the drunk pub feel. completly accidentental anyway cheers dudes keep up the mad pictures
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i love the pic modern caveman! i just visited this site and i had no idea there was such a large group of people associated with the "caveman" idea! angel.
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