The Indestructable Danbot

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  • D. Clark

  • 27 / Male
  • Parts Unknown, Maine, US
  • Last Login: 7/9/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Violence. Doom. Fast cars. Cheap booze. Fine women. Loud amps. Explosions. Machine guns. A full tank of gas. These are a few of my favorite things...
  • Music

    Covered In Bees. Confusatron. Pigboat. The Horror. Batshelter. Ogre. Clutch. Frank Zappa. Slughog. Brant Bjork. Nine Pound Hammer. Melvins. DEVO. Link Wray. Buckethead. Dethklok. Fatso Jetson. Kyuss. Hackman. Fu Manchu. Never Got Caught. Scott Reeder. Mess With The Bull.
  • Movies

    Lloyd Kaufman. Geroge Romero. John Carpenter. Sam Raimi. The Cohen Bros. Takashi Miike. David Cronenberg. Stanley Kubrick. Stephen Chow. Re-Animator. Vanishing Point. Martin & Orloff. Slither. Mr. Mike's Mondo Video. Blade Runner. The Great Escape. Smokey and the Bandit. Bad Boys II. Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry. Cocaine Cowboys. The Atomic Cafe.
  • Television

    Mystery Science Theater 3000. The Prisoner. Metalocalypse. Mr. Show. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The A-Team. Top Gear. Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job! Black Books. The Upright Citizen's Brigade. SCTV. Wonder Showzen. Sam and Max: Freelance Police. Penn & Teller's Bullshit! The Young Ones. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Spaced. Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
  • Books

    The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. -From H.P. Lovecraft's "The Call of Cthulhu"
  • Heroes

    Zappa. Kaufman. Campbell. Romero. Mr. Mike. Clutch. Buckethead. Tim Dorsey. Hunter S. Thompson. Neil Hamburger. Rev. Elijah Craig. Patton Oswalt.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Bangor, ME
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Raconteur; bon vivant

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About me:

Hmmm. Some people say I have a voice like either McGruff the Crime Dog or Nathan Explosion, depending on my state of intoxication. I'm often accused of being from places other than Maine thanks to my non-regional weatherman-esque diction. I can always tell an idiot by how far off they are when they guess where I'm from. If you guess "Canada," I may be forced to render you infertile for the good of mankind.

Who I'd like to meet:

People I haven't already met.

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Comments

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  • Jul 2 2009 2:35 AM

    zombie love
  • Jul 1 2009 10:38 PM

    They're like frozen smoothies in booze form. I'm glad I got to celebrate your birthday with you!
  • Jul 1 2009 8:02 PM

    Hey! Had such a blast on my B-day - So glad we got to hang out !!!!Those Russel Rita's Rule!!!!!!!! I need to drink more of those....like now! Zoinks!
  • Jun 12 2009 11:14 AM



    Finally an All Ages CIB Show!
    xoxo
  • Jun 9 2009 2:34 AM


  • May 24 2009 10:01 PM

    T minus 60 minutes
  • May 22 2009 5:15 PM

    6/12 They might be giants @ port city music hall......If memory serves me correct ...I think you like them....
  • May 16 2009 8:49 PM

    Thanks for rocking with the BEES!
    Your reward is +2 Health points
    and (roll the dice and get)
    Doubles: Enchanted Swamp Sword
    Three: Spiderlady Defense
    Seven: Map of Handgun City

    xoxo booedtristdoug
  • May 12 2009 9:02 PM

    See...WhadidItellya.......! As for the car shot.....If you could zoom in......I am in it contemplating detonation...in fact ...no fact.
  • May 8 2009 5:36 PM

    I REALLY hope you are feeling better by tomm...ROSETTA is @ Genos and they are AMAZING!!!!!! Bring $$$ for merch.
  • May 5 2009 6:44 PM

    Thanks for rocking with the BEES!
    Your CIB Role Playing Character has earned +1 hit points and either 1 enchanted boom-box or a set of cursed triple nun chucks.
  • Apr 21 2009 12:17 AM

    On your feet soldier!!!!!!!! No useless commanders on my watch! Indestructible DANBOT...
  • Apr 8 2009 7:44 PM

    See you there!!! OMG...pancake puppies are still nestled deep in my innards. Can't wait to rebirth them.....PUSH!
  • Apr 7 2009 4:12 AM

    :)
    i ain't got nuffin' clever to jot down...
    you'll have to settle fer a smile
  • Jan 2 2009 5:58 PM



    Batshelter with Tony Smokes & the Ladykillers and Geoff Zimmerman at Slainte Jan.
    3
    we go on 2nd (round 10ish)
  • Nov 5 2008 3:49 PM

    Soz are you still headin down to see Bruce Campbell Fri.? AAAAGH....Not me...can't go! Let me know if you go though.
  • Oct 21 2008 4:35 PM

    Once again the play was interesting and strange enough that I actually did some learnin!
  • Oct 7 2008 3:54 PM

    What a blast last Thurs!! Looking forward to your review.
    xo
  • Sep 22 2008 2:29 PM

    Thank you !!!
  • Sep 19 2008 6:51 PM

    may b c u 2 nite?
  • Sep 17 2008 5:03 PM

    Thanks to you and Mr. N.
    Knife!! Means the world to me to know I have you vigilantes as friends!!!!xo
  • Aug 26 2008 3:28 PM

    Did you catch that red 69 Chevelle at the show? Soooo sweet!!
  • May 30 2008 2:39 PM

    Hope to see you tonight at Genos. We can talk stuff and fluff......
  • May 26 2008 8:04 PM

    hey Danklok - thanks for adding us to your friends list! - please help yourself to a free mp3 download of "Skin" from our myspace player - John / William / Farren -Red Cross Sky-

    the station - 4/4/8

    Photobucket

  • Jan 23 2008 2:35 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!