Lehmo
Stand-Up / Veterans/Legends
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Big star. Very famous
Male
102 years old
Adelaide,
Australia
Last Login: 7/6/2008
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Lehmo's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I have done heaps of really cool stuff. | | Website | lehmo.com.au | | TV Shows | Before the Game, Rove Live, The Glasshouse, Sex and the City and Seinfeld (the last two may not be true) |
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Lehmo's Interests
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| General | Comedy, numbers, statistics, Iraq, MySpace, Hawthorn Football Club and Cricket | | Music | Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Weddings Parties Anything, Oasis, Jet, Silverchair, Gomez and The Toy Dolls. Dance/House music is good to me too | | Movies | "True Romance" - a great love story. Any Monty Python film, Borat, Team America World Police, Dumb & Dumber, anything by Tarantino and "Amoros Peros" - I wanted something in another language so I could seem fancy. | | Television | Family Guy, The Sopranos, Deadwood and YouTube | | Books | yes | | Heroes | Shane Warne, Luke Hodge and that bloke from the Da Vinci Code |
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Couch Surfing Internationale
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Lehmo's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Adelaide | | Body type: | 0' 1" | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate |
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Lehmo's Schools
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Sacred Heart College
SOMERTON PARK, Australia
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
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About me:
I was born on a farm and went to school and left and became an accountant and then decided to be a comedian. If you ask me how I became a comedian after being an accountant, "what an odd mix" you could be the one millionth person to do so - I am up to 992,567.
I currently hold the Guinness World Record for the most jokes told in an hour (549). I also hold the world record for the most lame jokes told in a row (549).
Recently I went to the Middle East to entertain the troops. Baghdad is really pretty.
I now do the drive show on TripleM with Wil Anderson. It's great because I get to stay up late and sleep in. We call it radio for the unemployed. You see I used to do the breakfast show on SAFM in Adelaide. For that, I got up at 4:30am. No-one should get up at 4:30am unless your house is on fire or you are in the wrong bed.
I also work on a footy show on channel 10 called "Before The Game". For this I have to talk about footy with Sam Lane, Peter Helliar, Dave Hughes and Andy Maher. As you can imagine, this is a really tough job!
These are some things that may, or may not, have been said about me
"A rare talent who hits the target every time"
The List, Glasgow
"Lehmo hands out the laughs in an inspired and memorable fashion"
The Advertiser, Adelaide
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Who I'd like to meet:
Joseph Hazelwood, Jesus, Lee-Harvey Oswald, Hunter S. Thompson, Leonardo DaVinci, the guy that invented sliced bread, Hawthorn's 1961 premiership team, Don Bradman, John Lennon, Pete Doherty's lawyer, Ronny Biggs, Michael Collins, Elvis, Johnny Cash and Mary
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