Rosalea: I love you more than I will ever love my future husband. You are probably the best person that this universe will ever contain. I need you like a fat kid needs cake. Listening to my stupid music and going to the sexiest clubs with you is the shit. You're moving back to Greenwich Village whether you like it or not. Borat tells me you're good in bed and I know you're good in the kitchen. Let's just form our own country. You can be the communist dictator. I'm sorry. That was mean :)
Kevin: You're the only man that I know with good intentions. I am so proud of you for growing up and getting married and being a big boy. You are so good to me and I am glad as hell to have you as my homeboy. Time spent with Kevin Liebemann is time well spent. Did I mention your last name means "lover boy" in German?
Lisa's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Pyongyang, North Korea
Body type:
5' 5" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
Asian
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Barista
Income:
$30,000 to $45,000
Lisa's Companies
Juicy Couture Soho, New York US Customer Service
November 2006-February 2007
Caribou Coffee Greenwich Village, New York US Barista
July 2007-Present
Lisa we will be victourious... Posted at 3:48 PM Dec 25 from Mobile view more
My name is Lisa.
I'm not a very nice person,
but I am a very entertaining person.
I despise fags and whores like myself.
I wish fat people would evaporate.
I spend most of my time making coffee at caribou coffee.
I don't do much but if I could
I would travel more than I already do.
I like to think and spend hours thinking.
I am Korean and I was born in North Korea.
I hate when people hate Asians.
They can suck my dick.
I dont have a dick, btw.
Who the fuck do you think I am, Lady Gaga?
That bitch is a butch
I knew she was a man before I saw her dong swinging.
Okay thats all I have to say.
Let me see your panties drop
Girl, c'mon this ain't for real.
Dimitry Chaplin, I'm yours.
I make better coffee than you at:
I am addicted to this sexy show:
..
Who I'd like to meet:
George W. Bush, not to make fun of him, but because I have made fun of him to the point that he actually seems like a pretty cool guy. I actually kind of miss his presidency as shitty as it was. I could see myself chillin' with him.
I would also like to meet large quantities of Jews, since I have only met 5 in my life, so far, and I have fallen in love with every single one.
And I would enjoy meeting this fellow because he seems like a cool-ass nigga:
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Well basically it's what you'd suspect. I thought about how I can explain this to you while I was running a bit earlier. But I only came to zero conclusions. Haha. BASICALLY; the inevitable is inevitable. And THAT will mean the d.o.m.l.
But that's okay. I have nothing to lose and EVERYTHING to gain.
Leave it. There has to be a better sequiv. OTHER than the F.M; I'd say for anything else I would give anything from an A.F to a Krasinski. And if you don't agree, I'ma slap. It's not a wide spectrum, but it's a decently thought out one. BTW; S.A and it's only 3:55 PM. What da fuhhhk?! Are you cereal? Hahaha that's killah. Speaking of cereal, my myspace email login is STILL whysocereall BUT the password is dif.
If there is a sequiv for everything, then what would you say for the F.M? Or would you even consider the F.M a real F.M? In that case, what's the sequiv?
Well, you see, Rosalea- it's just me being obscurely gay as I always am. Because you know I am just making fun of you in the strangest ways (ways such as posting a hawaiian shirt on your myspace page?).
Yes- I hope you're right. And yes- that bitch is mentally retarded. I think that is for real though. I think she REALLY IS retarded in some way. Maybe has some form of autism. Haha, that's mean.
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