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TheLoserAlan
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I'm too normal to be famous
Male
24 years old
Elk Grove, California
United States
Last Login: 11/30/2009
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Mood:
distractable
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TheLoserAlan's Interests
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Rock
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TheLoserAlan's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Galt | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | In college |
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TheLoserAlan's Companies
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Best Buy
Sacramento, Ca US
Seasonal Sales Associate
Computer Dept.
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10/21/05 - 1/15/06
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Best Buy
Sacramento, Ca US
Part-Time Sales Associate
Computer Dept.
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1/15/06 - 2/12/06
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Best Buy
Sacramento, Ca US
Full-Time Sales Associate
Computer Dept.
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2/12/06 - 7/30/06
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Best Buy
Sacramento, Ca US
Business Technology Pro
Business Dept.
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7/30/06 - 4/27/07
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Best Buy
Elk Grove, Ca US
Senior Sales Associate
Computer Dept.
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4/27/07 - 10/01/07
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Best Buy
Elk Grove, Ca US
Full-Time CIA Agent
Geek Squad Dept.
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10/01/07 - Present
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TheLoserAlan Lighthouses are more useful than churches - Benjamin Franklin Posted at 2:07 AM Aug 20
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About me:
Shiny objects amuse me. Umm Pepsi is better then Coke. Penguins are one of the coolest animals.
Random Quotes
"Fire always makes it better" - The Offspring
"I am afraid of success, I think that fulfilling my full potential would really cut into my sitting around time" -maria bamford
"You don't know anything about Christianity!" "I know enough to exploit it..." south park
"Jesus is coming!!! Look busy!!!" -bumper sticker
"Stop touching yourself, it will only make you sleepy" - dave attell
"I can't let the first amendment down! It's the only one I know!" -fairly odd parents
I am a Libra.
(Also known as "Scales")
My Horroscope starts like this:
" You have to be a real loser to be born a Libra. Libras are born with two left hands, both of which grow out of their ass. They are tone-deaf and generally have poor eyesight. The senses of self-esteem and humor are in embryotic states at best. " (Read more | Find yours)
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