'You're Always Left': Patrick Wood- vocals, guitars, bass, keyboards, drums, percussion/ Written by Patrick Wood. Recorded with good intentions on bad equipment by J. Wesley Snowden. 'Wild Mountain Thyme': Patrick Wood- lead vocal, guitar/ Reno Bo- backing vocal/ Ryan Daniels- backing vocal, 12-string guitar notes/ Alana Amram- Omnichord/ This is my rendition of the 'Papa M' version of a beautiful Irish folk tune. This song was recorded on March 25th, 2005 in Phoenix, AZ at our buddy Mark's house. Mark was also kind enough to engineer it for us. It is 100% live with no overdubs.
Influences
Crack Mountain/Quailbones/The 1916's/Nipple Pimple/Crotchpuncher/Crystal Math/Black Animal Mother/Burnt Blackarach/The Traveling Blues Travelers (traveling with a case of the blues)/Funbag/The Debbie Harry Connick Junior Senior Discount Band/Jimmy Buffet's Dessert Desert Buffet (Jimmy)/Jack Jackofferson/Gene Schortzen/Wall With Blood On It/TV On The HAM Radio/Sun City Girls Against Boys II Men/Pussy Shrinker/Dogfriend/The Wack Cunt Whores/30 Seconds to SARS/ATOMIC WINGS/VietMom/the Choads/Warm Warm Warmth/Schloc Party/the Tropical Eskimos/Hanz and Dennis Franz Ferdinand/Bel Biv DEVO/Fabreeze/Nad Wizard/Aberdeen Shitty/Buttpiss/Hank Williams Junior Mints/Shlongwave/The Jefferson's Airplane/Happy Accident/Elton Jaundice/Psychic TV Dinner/Creedance Clearwater, Florida/Belle and Sebastian Bach/Ambulette LTD/PantyBollocks Gastro-Beef Whorchestra/Stainless Steely Dan/David Hasselrod/I Love You But I've Chosen Hartnett/Ambulance STD/Hunan Television on the Gay Beach Radio/The Art of Noice/The 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Stacey Keach/Fronton Soup/Unpainted Huffhines/Junkey Monkey/Farterstarter/Brill Cream/The Chicken Cow Allstars/Chocolate Titties/Los Guys/Stony Danza/Tony Danzig/Wholly Crap/Steak and The Fat Ham/The Sneaky Licks/The Runs/Bedlam and Steve/Michael Landon/The Surf Bored/Projection Reflection Breakdown/Smurfabout/The Hell You Say/James Earls' Jones/Procrastination Station/The Full Tilt Boogars/Apple Pandowty/Frozen Vomit/The Ultimate Tomatoes/Anal Babies/Smashing Bumpkins/Smurf's Up/Brillo Talk/Orson Welk/DAVEWORLD/Don and The City-Its/The Dutch Ovens/Guy Smiley/Dextrose Ambulatorres/Milk and Bookies/Haulin' Oats/Flame Thrower/Bowel Chowder/Nad Lib/Summer Bungalow/Anthony Michael Hall Pass/Harrison Fjord/Sissy Space Egg/Batman and Asshole/Hal Linden/Duran Duran Duran/Earth, Wind and Spencer For Hire/The Mr. Belvedere Hunter/Jaleel Whiteout/Burger King Crimson/The Mocha Trolls/The Smurfin' Smurfaris/Thirstin' More/The Rad Dudes/The Crunchists/DEATH CHEETAH/The Albuquerque Turkeys/ZimBob Wayne/The Get Hunchy/Radial Thugz/Rod Torkleson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck/Gunch/The Refreshists/The Fat Kids/Dickdick/The Rampage/Though/The Butterfaces/Life Taxi For Ugly/Strudel/Christopher Columbus and The Broken Dreams/Lunch/Fag Factory/Banana Command/Smurf Nation/The You-Suck/The Reconcilable Differences/The Taste Tasters/Nad Huffer and The Ass Balls/Edward James Almost/Vapid Johnson/Bain Damage/Maybe Not Debit Card/The Pat Wood You Ever Have Ben Experience/Totally Sweet Ninjas/The Space Wasters/The Shut-Up/Jimmy Jammy Mayhem/Wyatt The Strattus/Corey Haim/Beaver (especially their hit, 'Exploding Bitch')/Mixed Doubles and Raquet Club Soda/Had Lib/The How/Cramden/The Krinkles/Brewtime With Mitch/Space Nuptules and The Engagement Rings Of Saturn/Corn On The Job/Stovetime With Bricks/Bitchface/The Government/The Love Handlers/Rowdy Roddy Piper At The Gates Of Dawn/JFKFC/The Forget-It/Drizzly Addams and so much more...
Sounds Like
The Art of the Cookie... Begin with a baker's soul. Seek the finest ingredients. Explore nature's infinite variety of flavors and textures- sweet, buttery, rich... oh, and crunchy. Entertain inspirations. Embrace decadent cravings. Reward yourself. Open... Taste... Delight.
UPDATE 8/21/07: This project should be called Bernie McBackburnerson and the Back Burners. Busy with many projects including but not limited to... soundtrack work with my good buddies over at ESP for 'Manda Bala', an award winning documentary about corruption in the Brazilian government. It is currently playing at the Angelika on Houston and Mercer. I'll be going out on the road in September with Oakley Hall smacking the tubs around and maybe singing a little. Check out our dates at www.myspace.com/oakleyhall. The long awaited ESP record should be finished over the next month or two. Also, Luke O'Malley is working on a record of his own with the ESP crew that is going to blow your socks clean off. And to top it all off, the Daft Punk show was completely, absolutely, amazingly incredible. Needless to say, it's been a great summer.
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