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RJ Owens
MC/Hosts / Magic and Comedy / Blue
"Alarmingly Mountainous"

Male
39 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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MusicFrank...Dean...Sammy...Billie...Cab...Diana...The Velvet Fog...Rosemary...and the list goes on!
TelevisionWeeds...West Wing...Forensic Files...Pet Detectives...Entourage...Deadwood...Curb your Enthusiasm
HeroesFoster Brooks...Carl Ballantine...Johnny Carson...Eddie Dane...Kingfish...Doctor Popular

     RJ Owens's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 5" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Professional Entertainer, Part Time Human Being


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Big Al @ The Hellfire Club
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RJ @ Paul Zenon's Hellfire Club
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Big Fat Greasy Tony
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Relationship Test
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Uncle RJ
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ESP?
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   RJ Owens's Blurbs
About me:

 

Hey Kids,
What can I say about me? I am just a guy who does some neato keen stuff. Did I mention I have NO SENSORS? Which means...there pretty much isn't anything I will not try...and if it makes me or people around me hang their head in shame & confusion...chances are it'll become a permanent fixture in my repertoire.

The year 2007 marks my 26th year as a Magician. You know, people often ask me how I got started in doing magic...it was very simple...when I found out my sister was getting $300.00 a trick...I had to give it a try. But seriously, Magic has made me what I am today...50 lbs. overweight and bald.

Of late, I have been The Emcee of my own Vaudeville Variety Show. The Hush Hush Revue. Hush Hush Revue is steeped in tradition. It is a throwback to when times were much different. Mob Rule was in effect. Cops still walked the beat. The Blue Plate Special cost you a dime. Vaudeville was huge, but that was for the blue collar working class folks. I wanted to create a show that would take the audience back in time to a place where Vaudeville and Burlesque performers went AFTER they finished their shows. A place where the hooch was strong and the band was hoppin'. A place where you had to know a password to get by the goons at the front door. Sure...the performer's made their scratch on the circuit...but they made their folding money in joints like this.


Who I'd like to meet:
Well... As Groucho Marx said..."I wouldn't belong to any group that would have me as a member!" With that being said, I would like to meet any degenerate that knows they are one. Carney's, Showfolk, Emcee's, Peeler's, Baggy Pantser's and anyone not from Utah.

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Roger That





May 10 2009 3:25 AM

"I'm not happy to see you, this is a gun in my pocket"
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Apr 23 2009 12:04 AM

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Mar 28 2009 11:58 PM

Don't forget this Saturday, March 28th @ 8:30 pm is Earth Hour 2009! Please turn off your lights for one hour in an effort to 'shine a light' on the global warming crisis:)
(¯'·._.·[-Leslie_Ann-]·._.·'¯)





Mar 28 2009 11:57 PM

Some PEACE from Houston for YOU
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LOVE YA *HUGS AND MOOCHES*
~~~Leslie Ann~~~
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Feb 13 2009 2:14 PM

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jim rose circus





Feb 11 2009 10:12 PM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
Roger That





Feb 1 2009 2:14 AM

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Roger That





Jan 23 2009 9:53 PM

♠♣♥♦GOT MAGIC? ♠♣♥♦





Jan 23 2009 5:28 AM

HI R.J.
THANKS FOR THE ADD

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Luc





Jan 7 2009 6:56 PM

Happy New Year RJ!
(¯'·._.·[-Leslie_Ann-]·._.·'¯)





Dec 17 2008 5:16 AM

RJ!!! HELLO!!! Wow - how I've missed our times together. Been thinking of you, I'll be in Cali for a week in Jan - for a Disneyland wedding (not mine)! Would be awesome if I could come up and see you perform:-) And I should be better by Jan, it actually snowed in H-town and I was in a horrible traffic accident on top of the 2nd highest bridge in Houston. My car is a total loss and I had to be admitted to shock trauma for the 2nd time in the past 6 months! Pics up on myspace. Humm, looks like I'll hit the big 40 before you.
I'll let u know what to expect :-) xoxoxoxo
Elizabeth





Nov 25 2008 1:37 PM


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Luc





Nov 19 2008 4:17 AM

How's San Francisco, darlin'
Jo





Nov 16 2008 6:23 AM

We miss you please come for a visit! Christmas???
Luc





Oct 2 2008 6:16 AM

Want me some RJ! A whole mouthfull!
GettoNoir Productions





Sep 9 2008 11:29 PM

Kisses Myspace Comment
Gary





Sep 9 2008 4:27 AM

Happy birthday, ya big lug!
Juliette





Sep 9 2008 12:02 AM

Happy Birthday Sweetie! Hope I'll see you next week.
;)
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Sep 8 2008 11:37 PM

Elizabeth





Sep 8 2008 8:14 PM

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HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY OLD MAN!!!!
Robert Martinez





Sep 8 2008 7:31 AM

Hey RJ, hope you have a happy birthday man!
Juliette





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Jul 24 2008 5:02 PM

so what up man? long time no see....well not true, seen you on TV, commercials
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