Michael
"Just trying to be a good son"

Male
37 years old
Akron, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/themagicoflife  

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    Michael's Interests
GeneralMaking people laugh and making people realize their full potential in life. Trying to make a difference in this world is my passion. As a former collegiate swimmer, I still like to swim, just not shave my legs anymore. Movies, reading, napping on a cold winter day, Miami Dolphins/Miami Hurricanes football, working out, and just being a kid at heart. I also have an interest in writing a book, but I am a major procrastinator.
MusicI grew up in the 70s and 80s, so classic rock, but I am a member of the KISS army. Tesla is my second favorite band. Love the 80s hair bands such as Poison, Dokken, Skid Row, The Crue, etc. But also like the Eagles, the Cars, Billy Joel, The Boss, classical music, jazz, and reggae. I enjoy a wide range of music, but rap and country is not even close to being on that range!!!
MoviesStar Wars trilogy, Spider-man, James Bond, Field of Dreams (if you don't cry at the end, then something is wrong with you, no really, something is really wrong with you), Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, Wedding Crashers, Highlander, Animal House, Something about Mary, Old School, X-men, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (part 1 only - part 2 with Vanilla Ice is a piece of crap - I want my $$ back), Shawshank, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Mel Brooks movies, The Jerk, Blues Brothers, Airplane, Toy Story, Indiana Jones trilogy.
TelevisionSeinfeld!! 24, Rescue Me, The Shield, NFL, Lost, Law and Order (all of them), CSI, Around the Horn, PTI, Sportscenter, Heroes,Smallville, Friday Night Lights, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, The Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs and of course, Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
BooksI love books!! All the James Bond books, James Patterson, Vince Flynn, The Choice by Og Mandino, Tuesday's with Morrie, How to Win Friends and Influence People, some biographies and oh yeah, Spider-man comics!! And, I can admit it, just got hooked on the Potter books. They aren't too bad actually, really. Biographies such as Gene Simmons, Steve Martin, Seinfeld, even Slash's and Nikki Sixx's were all great reading. But my favorite books are mysteries.
HeroesThe men and women serving our country who allow me the freedom to stand on a stage to tell jokes, or my story that can impact someone's life. Without these brave people, I could not do what I do and I could never thank them enough. And without this person, M.E. Morris, I would not be the person I am today.

     Michael's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Miami,FL
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Motivational speaker/comedian

   Michael's Schools
University Of Akron Main Campus
Akron, OH
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Higher Education Administration
 

1993 to 1995
Ashland University
Ashland, OH
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communications
Minor: Radio/TV
Clubs: Swimteam,Cab,WRDL
 

1988 to 1992
Miami Palmetto Senior High School
Miami, FL
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Swimming and Slacking
Clubs: Swimteam
 

1985 to 1998



Michael recommends Wall-E to everyone! Yeah, it's rated G, but so what, be a kid at heart for crying out loud!

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   Michael's Blurbs
About me:
As a victim and survivor of a drunken driver accident that killed his mother and almost himself when he was an infant, Michael has found “The Magic of Life.” Michael tells an emotional, but yet humorous and inspirational story that combines stand up comedy, audience participation, and his personal story of how alcohol impacted his life. Despite breaking nearly every bone in his body, he is a former collegiate swimmer and has worked in Higher Education for over 12 years. He has performed at colleges and high schools throughout the nation and has been a keynote speaker at several conferences. Knowing that his life almost ended before it began, Michael is fortunate to accomplish his dreams. Although Michael uses humor, he does stress the seriousness of how alcohol impacts a student’s life. “The Magic of Life” is a special program that will change your life! **************************************************************************************** The Magic of Life is more than just a program about drunken driving or other dangers of alcohol use/abuse, Its about realizing your potential and going after your dreams! If you are a parent, son, daughter, or simply a friend, this is a program that will change your life forever. ***************************************************************************************** Please visit his official website at www.themagicoflife.com for more information. ***************************************************************************************** I am a giant kid at heart that understands just how precious life can really be. Even though my focus has been on the lectures over the last few years, I still perform comedy and after all these years, still love it. But...BUT, there is nothing better than getting feedback from The Magic of Life program saying how much of an impact it had on their life.
Who I'd like to meet:
Spider-man, James Bond..oh wait, nevermind, those two aren't real. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley lead the list of people I want to meet. Bruce Kulick, Eric Singer, Nikki Sixx, the band Tesla(done it, but want to do it again), Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno. Want to meet other comedians who know what it's like to stand in front of strangers and share their thoughts that can make people laugh. Would like to meet other victim and survivors of drunken driving incidents because we share something that others just cannot relate to or understand. I also want to meet those people interested in making their dreams come true, because there is nothing better than that. And finally, want to meet other members of the KISS Army, because we definitely have a bond and understand the true meaning of "Crazy, Crazy Nights!" :)

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Jul 24 2008 8:00A
My Birthday!! @ Everywhere
Jul 25 2008 8:00P
NY Comedy Club (July 25-26) @ Boca Raton
Jul 29 2008 8:00P
Funny Stop Comedy Club (29th-Aug 2nd) @ Cuyahoga Falls
Aug 3 2008 9:00P
TESLA!! @ COLUMBUS
Aug 23 2008 10:00A
The Magic of Life - Kent State University @ Kent State University
Sep 6 2008 7:00P
325 Foundation Comedy Relief- Fundraiser for the Military @ Joseph J Jacubic American Legion Hall

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♥Wendy





Jul 4 2008 11:22 AM

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Hope you have an awesom 4th dude:p
~*~*WENDY*~*~





Jul 4 2008 10:17 AM

Happy Fourth of July! Did you go see the Fireworks? Have a fun & safe weekend!
Charlene





Jul 4 2008 8:11 AM

Can't wait to see you!
Melissa





Jul 3 2008 11:08 AM

I taught them better than that! Happy 4th to you too!!
marianne





Jul 2 2008 7:15 PM

happy 4th of july
....the kelley song


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Hey Michael, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


was actually trying to buy you for how much i think we might make at the benefit lol, but it wouldnt let me - YOU DESERVE - GREAT IDEA - THANK YOU!!

marianne





Jun 27 2008 11:23 AM

have a great weekend turtle
Magic Mike Nilsson





Jun 27 2008 8:18 AM

Not really a KISS fan, I just liked the outfit. We had a 70's party, and it was down to Gene Simmons or Tim Curry. Gene won. Thanks for the add request, regardless.
Are you a Florida comedian? Do you know Lou Angelwolf?
marianne





Jun 26 2008 9:14 AM

almost friday
shannon





Jun 25 2008 4:21 AM

I love this picture, its very creative! Hope your doing well...

sm
marianne





Jun 23 2008 9:12 AM

Monday
Jeff





Jun 20 2008 12:47 PM

Hey Mike! I got a fancy new Myspace:)
Roya





Jun 19 2008 6:17 AM

Hello Micky, Thank you so much.
Have a wonderful day :)
Charlene





Jun 7 2008 9:22 AM

GREAT article about you in the alumni magazine!!! WTG!
Roya





May 22 2008 2:39 AM

Good morning Micky! My peaceful wishes from here to you there. Have a wonderful day!

Iran/US

xxx
Kate Queen





May 19 2008 11:19 AM

you're not funny... are you gonna be there? i will be studying again like a big dork :(
shannon





May 16 2008 9:42 AM

Have a great weekend in your basement Hershey, sorry I've been distant....these kids are killing me!
~*~*WENDY*~*~





May 13 2008 4:00 AM

Have a great day Michael!
Feetner





May 10 2008 9:59 PM

Thank you for the Mother's Day wishes. I wish your mom was still here for you to celebrate with her. What you do with The Magic of Life is such a wonderful tribute to her though. I know she would be proud of you.
Jake Creamer





May 10 2008 9:16 AM

I didn't fall once. I'm thinking about entering this summer's X-Games.

Kate fell 5 times. She bled a little bit.
♥Wendy





May 9 2008 9:23 AM

OK...so what are you waiting for?!?! I'll leave the keys in the mower out front :D LOL
shannon





May 9 2008 5:04 AM

Did you get yourself a ticket this morning speedy?
Stacey





May 7 2008 6:07 AM

I actually watched the Celtics beat the Cav's last night and the Sox won too:-)
shannon





May 5 2008 3:17 PM

Nice old school Tesla! Hope your weekend was fantastic. Went to see the Mighty Mighty Bosstones at Sunfest....pretty crazy. Tell Deaner I'm still working on the reunion but don't count me out.
See ya!
In memory of randy





May 5 2008 1:29 PM

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~*~*WENDY*~*~





May 5 2008 5:58 AM

Greetings from Little Miss Hong Kong Fooey! Have a great day Michael.
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Kate Queen





May 2 2008 12:00 PM

great to see ya too! thanks for doing the show :) ha ha, the home trip was much smoother...
shannon





May 2 2008 9:28 AM

That's funny that eggs has lasted as long as it has, I've got plenty more nick names now.....slack-mac, shalaylay, naynay, sprout, peanut girl...take your pick!
shannon





May 1 2008 2:54 PM

Well camo to the town of Jupiter is like spandex in Miami....everyone wears it!
shannon





May 1 2008 6:44 AM

Hershy Gershie, tell Deaner to RELAX! I've got it all under control. I'm still planning for all of us to show up.

shanonanon
Roya





May 1 2008 6:14 AM

Morning :)

white tulips
Jamie