Joe King, Mitch Hedberg, masturbating, Patton Oswalt, Sarah Silverman, beer, Dave Chapelle, vagina farts, Dmitri Martin, handjobs, Chris Rock, George Carlin, Mexicans, Richard Pryor, Your mom, Zack Galifiwhatshisname, Punch Rape
Vince's Interests
General
Stand Up Comedy, Backgammon, Horseback Riding, Spelunking, Street Math, Gourmet Cooking, Pharmacology, Chicks with C-Section Scars and Judaism.
Music
I don't know about you, but your mother moaning is music to MY ears. Okay, seriously though - a partial list:
Nerf Herder, Misfits, Toy Dolls, Rancid, The Vandals, NOFX, Beach Boys, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, Propaghandi, NWA, Toots & the Maytals, Green Day, Nina Hagen (Ninja Hagen??), Less Than Jake, Flogging Molly, Smokey Robinson, The Black Crowes, Tom Petty, Steve Miller, the Stones, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Stray Cats, The Cars, Johnny Cash, Gene Vincent, Eddie Cochrane, Buddy Holly, Fountains of Wayne (guilty pleasure), Neutral Milk Hotel, Oingo Boingo, Devo, XTC, Operation Ivy, The Presidents of the USA (most underrated band ever), The Raconteurs, They Might Be Giants, The Ramones, Stiff Little Fingers, Queen, Minor Threat, Anal Cunt, Early Weezer, AC/DC, "Possum Kingdom", Pato Banton, Rockabilly Elvis, Jet...
Movies
Master of Unemployment - Click on thumbnail to watch movie
Mein Trout
Destiny Bay - Click on thumbnail to watch movie
Television
Just turn it on and plant me on the couch and I'm happy. It's easier to list shows I won't watch than ones I will. Shows I won't watch: American Idol, Wrestling, Laguna Beach, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Jerry Springer, Home Improvement, King of the Hill
Books
Cosmic Bandidos, The Rum Diaries, American Psycho, In Search of Captain Zero, Slaughterhouse 5, The Basketball Diaries, Johnny Got His Gun, A People's History of the United States, East of Eden, Fight Club, Life of Pi, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Good Earth, 1984, Brave New World, Any Hunter Thompson, Most Nick Hornby and T.C. Boyle, Kurt Vonnegut...
Reedley High
Reedley,California
Graduated: 2011
Degree: Postdoctoral
Clubs: Society for the preservation of novelty headware, L.A.B.I.A. (Lesbians Against BikinI wAxing), Eskimo Club, MENSA
I'm a professional writer, amateur stand-up comedian, wannabe rugby player, and part-time hobo. I enjoy dead baby jokes and intellectually stimulating circle jerks. I like to punch inanimate objects (homeless people count) and climb trees.
Basically, I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an obnoxious, drunken shitbag with gay hair. If my grandma were alive, she'd be proud. But she's not, she's up in heaven watching me masturbate.
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet:
Thom Jones, Charlie Sheen, the Dell Guy, D'Brickashaw Ferguson, Hitler
Kev and I are flying out of DC to Honduras so we're probably gonna go there July 3 and hang out with Mikael and Irini for a few days...you should come down and hang out too!
Looks like it's been affecting posts too. WL didn't have too many the other day. You guys probably have the same IT dept. we do at work. You might be able to get something done if you can get them the fuck away from World Of Warcraft.
Every day I log on there's always some shit wrong with your guys' server. Seems to hit WL more than it does FD, but all three seem to be having trouble. Yeah, group is called Dildo. I mainly float around on this thing looking for new bands to listen to.
So I've been thinking about my Vinny and how I miss him. I decided I would right him a song. Please sing it in D-minor.
Vinny and Cam used to rule this silly land, But Vinny might as well have moved across to ole' Thailand, Now he writes FilmDrunk. com, But still has a pretty schlong, Boy I miss my pretty Vinny, So I wrote this silly diddy!
Amongst other things... the funny part is that his street is undergoing what can only be descibed as ghettofication. Actually, the vast majority of LA is undergoing Ghettofication...
Things are ok. I just got back from Miami and the Bahamas. That was a real good time :) I am having surgery on Tuesday, not so fun. I have to stay in the hospital 2 nights. Other than that, I guess things are pretty good considering. Have a good Birthday?
