MC5, Sly and The Family Stone, The Mummies, Venom, John Lee Hooker, 68' Comeback, The Lord High Fixers, Poison 13, The Oblivions, Teengenerate, The Misfits, The Stooges, Son House, Black Flag, Slayer, The Stooges, The Velvet Underground, etc....
Mahsers bio from 1997 to 2003: The Mashers formed in August 1995 formed as a three piece, brought out of the ashes of former local bands to create a new sound for the locals to choke on. More or less a reaction to the latest "Alternative Nation" and lameness in the scene, The Mashers brought a certain quality to the so called "scene." With the influences of Venom, John Lee Hooker, ACDC, Black Sabbath, MC5, early WHO, any Motown group, Lord High Fixers, and The Stooges they blazed for the past 5 years changing and revamping the sound, each time coming out sounding better. The live show is what makes the Mashers "Chicago's secret rock n roll weapon." Not only will the Mashers get youre un-movable ass dancing but they will show you its not too late to free your soul. Each show, from beginning to end, contains a full barage of loud destruction and feel, soul and power, fun and freedom! The band now consisting of a whole new sound as a five piece band, they fullfill every show goers needs. Freedom to move about and get fucking down! After 10 years the Mashers still stand with no huge exposure. The band grows more aware of its anger, pushing them into a direction of strength and soul. The band is fueled by Young Lions Conspiracy and as time goes on the Mashers will not and do not plan on falling for the "alternative nations" ploys. Always strong, the Mashers fucking rock.
UPDATE: The Mashers are no longer a band. This pile of shit we call "Earth" no longer deserves rock'n'roll like The Mashers. You kinda feel like your right to rock was revoked huh? Well that just may be since rock'n'roll will never see the likes of The Mighty Mashers again. Maybe someday, you'll get that right back. Until then, go fuck yourself!
What up guys! You know I never thought about sex with Satan before. Deflowering nuns always seemed more appealing to me. Oh well, different strokes for different folks I suppose. Take care, and have a Happy New Year! -Paul
It's been three years since Paul shit his pants on the way to South Bend. That guy would do anything to get out of a show. And how about that Whiteout guy? What a douchbag he was. We're glad you losers broke up.
Yeah, Thanks man...
I know he'll appreciate it, even though he's not awake to reply, somehow he can communicate through his penis.
When it goes erect, that's an affirmative.
When it gets semi-erect, then goes limp, that's a negative. and when he has explosive diahrea, he's angry.
Gosh, this has been difficult. especially with the explosive diahrea....kinda messy.
Take care, Pleasant, keep in touch.
Yea thats a god damn shame he's in the hospital. Last time I saw him, he and Pleasant Jones where fucked up at the Lions Den in the city. Tell him I say hello.
The Mashers are legends!
(possibly, in their own minds...)
Torgo/Major Threat/M. Masher is my
step-brother, He's in a coma now (been there since 2003)due to the break up of the band.. oh yeah, and doing a 55 gallon barrel Jack Daniels whiskey bong while getting repeatedly smashed in the head with a clawhammer. it's called a 'Bush's Brain'... it's so sad....
Write here and wish him luck. I'll read it to him.. Anything might help..
