I'm interested in why old people drive so slow...how come the Santana's California burrito is so addictive...what exactly makes tattoos hurt so bad, yet feel so good...how to properly plant grass that will grow without adequate sunshine...what I'm going to eat for dinner...proving that slanty eyes are really an advantage...knowing what I know...why I pee so much...are you really interested or just a sicko...am i really what they would call sane...who are they...who IS the man...nevermind that would be me...I forgot...can there really be more than 2 people smarter than me...roads, they're weird...hmmm...I really thought that there would be more to this, but I guess...wait...wait...no...yes...to be continued...same bat place...different bat time...POW...BLAMMO...I know they never had that one, but they should have....
Music
Yes...the shuffle mode on my ipod frequently uncovers long lost treasure...and treasure music is...yes all of it...especially Freakin' Cash...yup ..2 that's right even Cash...
Movies
Yes...Thirteen Ghosts, Rollerball (the new one with LL), Doom, Alexander, Ghost Ship, The Cutting Edge, and anything else I've seen with Matt & Jay...oh wait this is the list of movies that would be under the heading "CRAP"... oh well watch them anyways I had to. I'm not gonna waste my time trying to impress you with the movies I like...I like them...most of them...some not so much...see above for the list of DVDs I would rather use as ninja stars. Now if you really wanted to be cool you would reference ninja stars more often...yes, in everyday thought and conversation...which brings to mind the lost art of conversation...no not phone conversations...not myspace or IM conversations...but with real people face-to-face...no pretending just honest exchange of words...oh wait this is supposed to be about movies...I just saw Match Point...kind of indifferent to that one...saw Underworld: Evolution...tell me how does a director direct a love scene that involves his wife and not himself as well...yup...also just watched Domino...that was good...Ok more to come...
Television
Once again yes...but I don't have any cable right now so I guess this one is actually a no...unless you count the downloads and DVD's...A-Team rules...so does Voltron, Thundercats, GI Joe, episodes of Rosanne and Highway to Heaven that have Beezbo in them, and of course who can contend with my favorite Cooking with Crackheads.
Books
Yes reading is good for you...I would really impress you with my bookselves full of books that I haven't read or only read a few chapters...yea for books...yea for reading...yea for me reading books...yea for me buying books that I will read someday...yea for you...yea for you wasting time reading my comments about myself on the crazy contraption that has magnetically sucked us all into a state of stupid bliss...uh...yup...
Heroes
Who needs heroes when I have me...other than that Jesus really seems to get my juices flowing...
About me: yup...it's me...you don't want to know...if you do you probably regret it...what...ok...yeah...no...yes Mr. President...see what I mean...OK I'll give this a try...I am the Master...of what you ask...oh, I'm sorry you didn't ask...well I'm gonna tell you anyways...of freaking everything...no not that...OK not that either...well shut up...I am the Master of the things I choose to be the Master of...yeah not that either...I'm Asian...yup I know it's impressive...who am I talking to again...OK...no...I work hard...get paid little...but that's what I have chosen and I love it...on Monday morning I get up without an alarm clock...oh, wait that's my day off...OK let's try that again...on Tuesday I get up without an alarm clock and I love my jobs...yes that's right plural...remember "paid little"...I work with students...in both jobs...I get paid to hang out with people...jealous...wait til you see my wife...then you'll be really jealous...and if you got to know her then...well it's just a good thing you don't know where I live...unless you're Beezbo...oops tangent...anyways you're jealous you're not me...God rules...no that's not a lame cheer...I've tried just about everything else and God rules...at least until he doesn't...but he's been ruling for a while...hey, I'm also pretty smart...did I mention the Master thing yet...OK...yup...***FART***...cuse me...my jobs...teacher...pastor of students...yeah...math...trig and calc right now, but algebra in the past...no I'm not really qualified other than the fact that I love math and I love students...I guess I am qualified...but don't as ACSI... they really don't know...New Testament Greek doesn't qualify me as a Bible teacher...neither does my Master's degree from freaking Pepperdine University...but I do what I've been told...hey, wanna know something...I have candy canes on my pajamas...I have a dog and she is the most beautiful...her name is Phoebe Louise...don't get it wrong...I'm pretty much done trying to describe myself...I haven't stopped typing and I need to pee...peace y'all...I'll finish someother time
If I wanted to meet them, I would just do it. What would you do? OK you asked so you shall receive. Bob. Jim. Steve. Ron. Jose. Willie. Charles. No not that one the other one. Cathy. Laura. Jeanne. Dick. Jane. Margie. Marge. Madge. Aaron. Eve. Patricia. Me. Jerry. Irene. Quan. Yes, I know that one probably doesn't exist, but remember I'm Asian. Ellen. Zap. Bobby. Cora. Newk. OK I made that one up, but we had a Speaker of the House named Newt for crying out loud with Cheetos stuck in my teeth. Yes, Flaming Hot ones...they make my butt feel funny the next day...but that's besides the point...well not really I would like to meet Chester. Poirot. Kelly. Ursula. Bean. Ender. I you got those last two you pretty much rule...I probably think you are pretty cool anyways but those are bonus. Xenon. Mary. Weston. Harry. Gonzo...more to come when I get off of this crazy train called...LOVE.
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