The Masturbatory Children are a noise rock band made up of guitarists Alex Martin and Dave Williams. The Masturbatory Children were formed .. recording 2 tracks at a jam session at Dave's house. Originally just recording tracks with a MacBook's internal microphone, they now use inputs and stuff. But for a good old bit of noise, they still use the original method - all but abandoning their fretboards, getting down on their knees and having a good fiddle with their knobs. The Masturbatory Children use 19 strings, the occasional keyboard, several effects pedals and built in amp-effects to make thier music. Rock and/or Roll.
Haha, I understand that human eyes are not capable of withstanding the awesomeness of the world of TMC. Thankfully this awesomeness is safe to human ears in audio form.