Well, we have Zoe who sings, does abit of guitar and thinks up some nice songs for us to play.
Chris who plays drums and loves looking at his new shiney drumkit and his old sparkly one. It is really shiny!
And Guy who plays guitar and has the biggest guitar collection that either Zoe or Chris has ever seen in such a tiny front room. and growing
Yippeee bassist at last, he's turned up to every practice and every gig so far so we're off to a good start! He's also a nice person.
Influences
hm...... this is quite tricky.
Zoe really likes the bees, dave matthews, Ry Cooder, Nora Jones, Mary Coughlan, Tom Waits, Paul Simon, KT tunstall, Django Reindhardt, Jools Holland, Paul Weller, Regina Spector.
Guy really likes acoustic ladyland, jamiroquai, Guy Davis, Miles Davis, James Brown, electro deluxe, Dave Brubeck, Pink Floyd, Django Reindhardt, The Kinks, the Beatles, beastie boys.
Chris really likes (fill this in please Chris)
We are a diverse band from the depths of the Isle of Wight.
Band Story
Well first of all there was Zoe (hence the Zoe part of 'zoe and the maybe band') Zoe lived at Chris house for a large part of each week and started playing some nice songs with Chris, who's abit into his drums. After a year of this nice playing they thought to themselves, 'hmmmm... i think we need a bassist'
This is where Guy comes in!!! For abit of background info, Guy's also pretty good at guitar. Well one day not so long after Guy joined the band we had our first ever gig as a three piece. We didn't have a band name and Zoe still wasn't sure whether Chris and Guy would turn up so. To cut a long story short, The host of the party put 'Zoe and the Maybe Band' on his invitations in the hope that there 'might' be a band.
This seemed to stick.
It didn't take us long to realise that Guy just wasn't the one we really wanted to play bass for us. But we couldn't figure out how to tell him, so instead we promoted him to guitar which seems to work quite well because this way Zoe only needs to pretend to be playing!
Anyway.... Disaster! now we needed another bassist! so far we've got through another three and still going. However, we are getting pretty good at teaching people the basslines ultra fast.
To Be Continued...
Tune in again for the next exciting installment.
Big news!!! Zoe and the maybe band now have a slightly more permanent bass player. His name is Joe and he's from K-Nighton. Big round of applause please, I think yes. Lets just have a moment of silence to remember all our past bass players. - Good times.
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lovely music zoe, hope your well... havent seen you for ages.... you must come out sometime to catch up, do you have any gigs? let me know if and when x lots of love and luck x ruthie x
Aha, well the truth is, i shall see you but you shall not me. I am an aparition, a spirit person if you will, I walk the corridors listening intently to the music produced.
Hey Zoe, we met at JC and Angelina's gig at the Bargemans a week or so ago, we were on holiday, we're friends of said duo, blah blah blah! Anyway, your sound is really really cool. Hopefully see you playing next time we're down. Katy x
oi oi! good to see u at the bestival mate, i was pretty pissed as u well know by my rantings. any way hope uve had a wikid month since that phat weekend.take care buddy, luv ur tunes as always.peace.xxx
