MC COOL WHIP is a man who just likes to have fun while working his way around a microphone. It all started as an inside joke because many kids in high school were producing really poorly made rap cds about gangster things, but they live in a Middle Class Society. From that day he vowed to rap about songs and show that a nerd can have sweet flow and rap about things that are true about him. MC did not actually start writing until he found out that he was on the verge of failing his chemistry class. The teacher instructed them that they could make things about Moles. So COOL WHIP took this opportunity and made a mole rap, only about 25 people ever heard this song, and thats probably a good thing. He really doesn't like to talk about that song because it flat out sucked hard, but at the same time helped him pass his class. That pretty much jump started his career. After that he made RL Lemonheads, a song that had no topic whatsoever. He produced it on Acid Pro and it sounded shitty. He noticed that all of his material that he wrote turned out to be very random and no point at all. Then he made Fluffy Awesome Train Rides, a song that actually had a topic, and that topic was Helen Keller. MC COOL WHIP likes to do more random songs than ones with actual topics mainly because he likes more freedom to rap. He also sounds so much better live, and he still cannot figure out why.
FACTS ABOUTMC COOL WHIP MC COOL WHIP is a nerdcore hip-hop MC.
MC COOL WHIP likes to make weird songs.
MC COOL WHIP tested positive, for being superfly!
MC COOL WHIP stops wars, then creates new ones.
MC COOL WHIP will not makeout with you, unless your a hot chick.
MC COOL WHIP beat portal without incinerating Weighted companion cube.
MC COOL WHIP is one man, but he is awesome.
MC COOL WHIP beat a 12 year old in a rap battle once.
MC COOL WHIP likes sandwiches.
MC COOL WHIP enjoys walking on sunshine.
MC COOL WHIP is white.
MC COOL WHIP uses his zune when he performs.
MC COOL WHIP can play bop it for 20 minutes without losing.
MC COOL WHIP can divide by zero.
MC COOL WHIP could be a jedi.
MC COOL WHIP thinks the sun is trying to kill him.
MC COOL WHIP busts the mythbuster's myth.
MC COOL WHIP got into Mordor once.
MC COOL WHIP was the one who broke Marsha's nose with the football
MC COOL WHIP cannot do the soulja boy
MC COOL WHIP is completely prepared for the zombie apocalypse
MC COOL WHIP actually has an biography, its called half-life.
MC COOL WHIP thinks global warming is a lie.
MC COOL WHIP also thinks that Hellen Keller is a lie as well.
MC COOL WHIP taught Tay Zonday how to breath away from the mic.
MC COOL WHIP likes to headbutt things.
MC COOL WHIP is a total beast at Zombies!
MC COOL WHIP will play any show, any time, unless his life is in danger.
QUOTES ABOUT ME Kilo(spokenvswritten): "and sorry but tome readin CW verse, made me trip the fuck out, and not in a good way neither, he sounded, i dunno like a gay harvard student or something."
Mom- "please stop embarrassing the family"
Hex Warrior-"what the fuck was he smoking when he wrote that one song. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!"
Sli: "I usually have his music on pumpkin pie... But sometimes I get fucked up using cans of him."
Happy birfday Cool Whip man. I thought about buying you a brand new Companion Cube, but, you're such a n00b, you'd probably destroy it like you did with the last one.
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