Mike McCusker, born in 1985, was an extremely attractive baby, and ended up scoring a date with the very nurse that cared for his mother on that glorious day, April 9th. In the second grade, Mike started his career as a bodybuilder and began training rigorously whenever he could from recess to after school. Sometimes he even skipped naps in order to get his eight-year-old body into perfect shape. Mike became extremely famous after winning the Mr. Universe title two years in a row, and he ended up ditching his very close friends in order to hang out with his newly acquired celebrity friends. The Neverland Ranch soon became a second home to him, and it was there that he first (This part of the paragraph has been omitted by the legal representatives of Mr. Jackson) and that's why he's afraid of heights. In 1993, he scored a reoccurring role as a crooked car salesman on Melrose Place. Still unsatisfied, he was able to find more work when he was offered the role of an energetic, Asian girl in the popular Sunny Delight commercials. Today, he can be found in his room or his usual hangout spots. There are three things that Mike enjoys more than anything: filling out crossword puzzles in gibberish, starting fires where there was no fire before, and writing paragraphs about himself in the third person.
Website
themccusker.blogspot.com/
Influences
Bill Murray, Michael Keaton, & Bill Watterson.
michaeL mccuskeR's Interests
General
Time travel, PBR, chicken pot pie, and boobs.
Music
Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Architecture in Helsinki, Arctic Monkeys, The Beatles, Beirut, Born Ruffians, Caribou, Chad VanGaalen, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Daft Punk, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Elvis Presley, Eminem, Ghostland Observatory, Go! Team, The Grates, Handsome Furs, Hot Chip, Islands, Justice, The Killers, Kings of Leon, LCD Soundsystem, MGMT, M.I.A., Michael Jackson, Muse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, Radiohead, Ratatat, Regina Spektor, Tool, Vampire Weekend, We Are Scientists, The White Stripes.
Movies
Ace Ventura, Back to the Future, Batman (1989), The Big Lebowski, Catch Me If You Can, Closer, Comedian, The Dark Knight, Funny Games, Garden State, Grindhouse, Happy Gilmore, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pulp Fiction, Punch-Drunk Love, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Swingers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Wayne's World, and Wet Hot American Summer.
Television
Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jeopardy, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, music videos, The Office, Reno 911, Saturday Night Live, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, South Park, stand-up specials, Stella.
Books
Calvin & Hobbes, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Foxtrot, The Farside, Born Standing Up, Watchmen, Drew Carey's: Dirty Jokes & Beer, Live From New York, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, and The Devil in the White City.
So you had a show in the city of La verne in the state of California... hhmmm... I wonder why that place sounds familiar. And you didnt even call me? Ok, I see how it is.
i am too lazy to look for the title. i think 'gigantic' or something. no, you werent in the movie. you were in the friends list of the myspace of the movie .-)
