I like talking. I like food, girls, chicken,drinks, fries, green pants, belly's, weird shit and courtroom dramas.
Music
My favorite music is pirate songs and russian techno. download this new russian techno jam i found! Silver pants in the kitchen - The Alarm Clock.
Movies
My favorite movie of course is Encino Man starring Brendan Frasier. He caught the essence of a man who awoke in the confusing times of our modern day. Biggest oscar snub of all time.
Television
As I stated before I enjoy court room dramas like Peoples Court, Judge Judy and Divorce Court. But my favorite show is Dateline To Catch A Preator. Ha that show is classic. favorite line from Dateline "I was'nt going to do anything"
Books
I love J.K Rowlings work. Her books are based on real things.
Heroes
Heroes is a great show. My favorite hero is the blonde bitch that has p.m.s on command. She can rip your head off with her toes.
I guess lets start at the beginning. My name is Ned Anderthal. I'm a billion years old give or take a few millenia. I was the first human being to ever walk the earth. First to piss and shit on it too. I've helped create some of the most important inventions including the wheel,fire,cheese,indian jewelry, and my most crowning acheivment... the George Forman grill. But of course I never received a penny of profit.
For as long as I can remember I always looked like a 50 year old bum. But that's the new LA Style. Speakin of the "LA Style" I once got my hair cut by Vidal Sasson. I live at home with my Mother. My current mother is the 894th woman i have convinced that i'm her son. I think she knows im not her real son but as long as i get her cigarettes and her lotto's once a week its all good in Hiz-ood.
I've learned not to have too many friends...I keep outliving them. I was married once... I'll never do that again. Women haven't changed much in a billion years. They're still dickheads.
I met elvis once,that was cool. I knew Jesus personally. I used to be the richest man in the world. I had two caves, 5 rocks, 3 wheels and a full set of tools. Those were the days. I've also been broke as a joke. I used to live in a cave that didnt have a bathroom. That wasnt good i use to shit on rocks back then. I ate a Dinosaur before. It tastes like chicken. One more thing... I'm the baddest mother fucker alive. Seriously there was a poll at the county fair and i won. I Paid the guy off that was holding that poll have him a 5'er
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Who I'd like to meet: The Danz. A.K.A Tony Danza. Screech from Saved By The Bell. The guy who made Kentucky Fried Chicken. And Denzel
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Hey saw it was your birthday coming up. Wanted to say happy birthday before I forgot. My memory is terrible lol. How are you? Thanks for being a friend in 2008 and we look forward to sharing the album with you in 2009!
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