Meeker
"The Original Door Nazi"

Male
34 years old
MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA
United States



Last Login:7/18/2008
Mood: chill Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/themeeker  

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    Meeker's Interests
GeneralShotguns, beer, whiskey, loose women, and tabasco sauce.
MusicThis list will grow (and in no particular order): Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Tom Petty, Grateful Dead, Velvet Revolver, Beastie Boys, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Bob Marley, CCR, Sublime, Widespread Panic, Quick Kill Formula, Clutch, Fu Manchu, Valume Nob, Foo Fighters, Dave Grohl, Matthew Sweet, G. Love and Special Sauce, Soul Coughing, Pantera, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Black Crowes, Fishbone, Reverend Horton Heat, Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, Caddle, Tenacious D, Johnny Cash, Supersuckers, Skeptic?, Gringo Star, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Jimi Hendrix, Caddle, and many more to come....
Gringo Star_ "All Y'all" from analogmonkey.tv on Vimeo.
MoviesNapoleon Dynamite, Waiting - My "new" Office Space!
TelevisionSports, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Quantum Leap, and pretty much anything on The History Channel.
BooksLast 2 read were "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac and "Velocity" by Dean Koontz. Currently reading "The Great Bridge" a biography of John Roebling the mastermind of the Brooklyn Bridge.
HeroesBear Bryant and, of course, Chuck Norris.

     Meeker's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Montgomery, Alabama
Body type:6' 2" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Management

   Meeker's Schools
University Of Alabama
Tuscaloosa,Alabama
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Broadcast Journalism/Speech Communication
Greek:   Phi Sigma Kappa

1992 to 1996
Southwest H S
Fort Worth,Texas
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Soccer, Yearbook, National Honor Society
 

1988 to 1992

   Meeker's Companies
Micro-Comm
Montgomery, Alabama US
Manager
Quick Phones

8/03-Present
Head on the Door
Montgomery, Alabama US
Door Guy

2/05-Present



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   Meeker's Blurbs
About me:
If I'm dating you: I'll probably keep you at arms length for at least six months, and even though I'll get the door for you and the check and all that other nice guy bullshit, I'll still check out other girls when I think you're not looking. I'm an actor/writer/director/producer/musician and I'll put all that before you. I'll act all self-absorbed with low self-esteem late at night on the phone after I just did a great show and no matter how much you stroke my ego it won't be enough. I will listen to your problems mostly because I know it will get me brownie points, but I'll probably silently judge you as being weak. The reason I will never really open up to you is because I think you will judge me too. I will contradict myself. I'll resist all your attempts to help me with my wardrobe, apartment or eating habits. I will look at your tits while you're talking about something important to you (and if possible, your ass). If I fall in love with you, I will be scared shitless and find reasons to pick fights and then not to call. (Credit: Liam Sullivan)
Who I'd like to meet:
Any cool people, but mostly hot chicks. Photobucket

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Meeker has 267 friends.
 Phi Sigma Kappa for David Cook 


 Dawna 


 april 


 Russell 


 The Steve 

Is Online
 PATRICK 


 Shooter 


 Head on the Door 





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Mychele aka Cheley Ann





Jul 18 2008 7:47 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
Mychele aka Cheley Ann





Jul 10 2008 6:32 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
Erica





Jul 1 2008 8:43 AM

MEEKER!!
Mychele aka Cheley Ann





Jun 28 2008 10:55 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
Erica





Jun 26 2008 6:47 AM

Looks like I will be seeing you Sat. nite.
Me & some friends are coming to hang out & listen to the band! Yeah!! See you at the door!
WOLFGANG





Jun 23 2008 3:17 PM

THANK FOR LOOKING ME UP IN CYBERSPACE.SEE YOU WHENEVER,BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.HAVE A KICK ASS SUMMER FUN OF FUN.
ALOHA,WOLFGANGRat Pack
Dawna





Jun 23 2008 11:29 AM

Ol' Zibbit and his fantastic quotes...


"I don't think aliens or ghosts like black people. We never get abducted; our houses never get haunted. It always happens in rural areas, where no ethnic people live. The day I see somebody from South Central Los Angeles say, 'Man, I got abducted yesterday,' then I'll believe
... moreit.
" — Rapper Xzibit,
THE HOT RODS





Jun 22 2008 1:03 PM

Meeker,
Welcome to The Hot Rod Army!!!
HELL YEAH!!!
THE HOT RODS BABY!!
Wayne Mills Band





Jun 20 2008 9:56 AM

Photobucket
Mychele aka Cheley Ann





Jun 18 2008 12:06 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
Sara





Jun 2 2008 7:16 AM

hahaha, like your default pic? gee who suggested that one? hmmmm
Arm In Arms





May 16 2008 12:32 PM

thank you so much for lending your friendship and support
our way as we continue on our musical travels...it is greatly appreciated and treasured. feel free to drop by and pick up our new banner located at the bottom of our "about me" section to show your AIA support!

AIA
Mychele aka Cheley Ann





May 12 2008 2:27 PM

Epic Fail
Megawatt





May 9 2008 6:08 AM

Thanks for the fuckin'add!!!!
MySpace Editor
Arm In Arms





May 8 2008 11:53 AM

hey brutha, thank you so much for lending your friendship and support
our way as we continue on our musical travels...it is greatly appreciated and treasured. feel free to drop by and pick up our new banner located at the bottom of our "about me" section to show your AIA support!

AIA
Mychele aka Cheley Ann





May 5 2008 1:25 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
Yes We Just Became Best Friends





May 5 2008 10:56 AM

Pub Cinco De Mayo
Russell





May 2 2008 7:21 AM

check out the new updated profile
MarJeanC





Apr 19 2008 3:20 PM

Happy Birthday! What's this one--forty? :-)
Love you!
MJ
☠♥☠Ginalicious☠♥☠





Apr 19 2008 6:05 AM

It's early but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!;)
Pains & Sins


Is Online


Apr 18 2008 7:17 PM





katie ««





Apr 17 2008 9:10 AM

HA. my car broke down this morning:(
i really want to go see them tonight because that bar is non-smoking.. i doubt i'll be able to see them at HOTD:(
I'll let you know.
I highly doubt we're going tonight, but I'll let you know if we do!
Mychele aka Cheley Ann





Apr 17 2008 7:36 AM

HIT YOUR FRIENDS UP @ SENDMECOMMENTS.COM
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Doodlehoppers





Apr 17 2008 7:29 AM

Frog Birthday
♫☆TIFNAY♪☆





Apr 16 2008 2:43 PM

Hey Meeker, it was good to see u last weekend.
I saw you got a birthday coming up and just wanted to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Nick





Apr 16 2008 2:38 PM

Happy Early Birthday.
katie ««





Apr 16 2008 6:25 AM

hey... are you going to see gringo star tomorrow?
Mychele aka Cheley Ann





Feb 29 2008 10:01 AM

FUNNY
Seth D





Feb 22 2008 11:06 AM

How's the Gump!?!
♫☆TIFNAY♪☆





Feb 14 2008 10:29 AM

Kristen Lamb


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Feb 13 2008 9:56 AM

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Mychele aka Cheley Ann





Feb 12 2008 1:57 PM

Chuck Norris valentine
april





Feb 9 2008 9:29 PM

pretty soon here I will be doing th ride by biking, be afraid....very scared lkes evens
katie ««





Feb 5 2008 12:14 PM

i love it!!
they better come play here (or bham) soonish.
Arm In Arms





Jan 22 2008 8:45 AM

Our music needs your ears....

Arm in Arms
Manson





Dec 25 2007 11:35 AM

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Kristen Lamb


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Dec 25 2007 9:22 AM

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Dawna





Dec 20 2007 8:59 AM

i miss you.
katie ««





Nov 13 2007 6:01 AM

have you seen this version yet?

The Steve


Is Online