PLAYING GAMZ!!1 LIGHTGUNWHIPPING YOUR FACE IN, BIG HEAD CODES, LAUGHING AT PSP OWNERS, PROXIMITY MINES IN THE FACILITY, GHOSTRIDING THE KART, AND MAILING MY DEFECTIVE PS3 BACK AND FORTH TO SONY LIKE SOME DERANGED NEXT GEN PONG WITH UPS AS THE PADDLES.
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Music
ORCHESTRATED SOUNDTRACKS ARE FOR IDIOTS GIVE ME BLOOPS AND BEEPS ALL FUCKIN DAY
Movies
LOL MOVIES SOUNDS LIKE METAL GEAR SOLID MORE LIKE METAL GEAR CUTSCENE M I RITE. ALSO CONGO THE MOVIE.
Television
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I USE MY TV FOR THAT SHIT
Books
WE ONLY READ HALO/NHL HITZ CROSSOVER FANFICTION PENNED BY FORMER CLOSETED POKEMON FANS TURNED BALD SPACE MARINE APOLOGISTS. ALSO PLAYERS GUIDES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS WHO COLLECT SAND SCULPTURES.
Heroes
SUPER MOTHERFUCKING MARIO YA HEARD? HOMIE OWES ME SOME MONEY. I LENT HIM LIKE SIX FIFTY FOR SKINS WHEN HE WAS TRYNA BONK DAISY ON THE LO. I KNOW THIS CAT GOT COINS FOR DAYS TOO. SHEISTY ASS PLUMBER IMMA SEE YOU IN THE STREET
Who I'd like to meet: THE GHOST OF GUNPEI YOKOI, KAZ HIRAI'S HAIR STYLIST, 7 PIKMIN, JOANNA DARK SO WE MAY CONVINCE HER TO DE-LESBIAN AND RIDE WITH US, CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO, ALBERT WESKER, VIEWTIFUL JOE'S BITCH, THE POLYGONAL OLD MAN HEAD FROM BRAIN AGE, THE DOCTOR WHO TELLS CRASH BANDICOOT HE HAS A MONTH TO LIVE, A FEMALE KIRBY, TOM NOOK SO I CAN ROB THAT MAFUCKA, 10,000 MYSPACE FINLANDIAN RAP CREWS WHO ONLY LEAVE ME PROMOTIONAL JPEG COMMENTS, SAMUS ARAN'S GYNECOLOGIST, AND AN ALCOHOLIC TRUCK DRIVER FROM FROGGER.
