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Mississippi Shakedown
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crazier'n a two-peckered billy goat in springtime
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33 years old
United States
Last Login: 6/9/2008
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Mood:
horny
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Mississippi Shakedown's Interests
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| General | kickballin', shootin' skeet, wrasslin', eatin' crow | | Music | foghat, molly hatchet, l. skynrd, deer tick, kenny rogers, led zeppelin, zz top | | Movies | Joe Dirt, the Longest Yard, and anything else with Kevin Nash | | Television | Nascar, the Mad Fisherman, Blue Collar Comedy, My Name is Earl, Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader (I was in the 3rd episode) | | Books | "Walden" by Henry David Thurgood | | Heroes | My grandpappy, Civil War Hero: Colonel Angus |
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Mississippi Shakedown's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer |
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Mississippi Shakedown wants it both ways Posted at 12:10 AM Feb 8, 2008
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About me:
WE ARE THE MIGHTY THURGOOD WAR MACHINE
built ford tough, and meaner than a junkyard dog
who came into the west end fresh as a spring chicken
but chewed through gardeners and bloods like chicken fried steak
WE ARE THE LAST CANNONBALLS OF THE CONFEDERACY
who were overlooked by you dirty yanks after early defeat
but charged the hills of Aldo Freda like the great general lee
(except with a gun rack, and a brighter coat of paint)
WE ARE THE VERY MODELS OF A MODERN SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN
who traded heartfelt vows like hurtful words with our mississippi queens,
the lovely but dangerous stilettos
(and there better be dinner when we get home)
WE ARE THE MISSISSIPPI SHAKEDOWN
and WE ARE HERE TO PLAY KICKBALL!
WE ARE skeeter, geech, clem, grillz, cuzz'n merl and uncle dwayne
and in this, the final year of our george, 2008
we're going to make love AND war
we borrow from the lessons of our spiritual leader: Chuck Norris
who teaches us NOT to do push-ups, but to push-down the earth
so this season we will build up our Shakedown Empire
by turning "you and yours" into "us and ours"
by summer's end y'all will be callin' home to Mississippi,
where the men play straight and walk hard,
the women growl louder than our hemi's
and the chillun's got chillun of they own
you can fight, you can squeal
you can eat yer soy, listen to deer ticks, and put legs on the jesus fish
but we're going to practice our 2nd amendment right to kick ass
and by the power of Falwell, we're gonna make thurgoods out of every last one of you!
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Who I'd like to meet:
a cold miller and a kfc famous bowl
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