Lower Merion Township

When she lists real estate, Lower Merion clearly forgets to mention some things. The unreadable cast-iron street signs. The desperately upwardly mobile Reform Jews. Their SUVs. The lack of indoor smoking. Lower Merion compensates by being very rich, but not so very rich as it once was. Living in Lower Merion means never having to even realize that there is an Upper Merion (because the houses are sooo small there). She has an outpost of Christie's within walking distance of the R5. And roads which, while dark and twisty, are fuckin fun to drive on late at night if you've got good headlights and traction. Being drunk helps lubricate this and other circumstances there. I miss you, Lower Merion, but not enough to go back.