You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.
I have a member.................................all of us comics have armidillos in our trousers................
TV Shows
The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno - NBC
Steve Harvey’s Big Time Challenge - The WB
Nowhere Man - United Paramount Network
Make Me Laugh Benefit (Clips) - Comedy Central
Martha Quinn Interview - MTV
PM Magazine - KGW - Portland
Entertainment Tonight - ABC - Syndicated
AM Northwest - KATU - Portland
Entertainment Seen (1985 Ace Award) - Rogers Cablesystems - Portland
The Snickers LaBarr Show - Multnomah Cable Access – Portland / Vancouver
11:00 News - KATU Portland
The Mark & Brian Show - KGON 92.3FM
The Tom Leykis Show - KOTK 620AM
The David Brenner Show - KOTK 620AM
Albums
Musty's Interests
General
Stand Up Comedy, my daughters Kelsie Ann & Mackenzie Rose, and my girlfriend Angie. Hanging out with other comics. Collecting John Belushi, Mitch Hedberg, and Bill Hicks stuff. I'm also an avid Trailblazers / NBA Fan and lifetime fan of professional baseball.
Music
Korn, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Van Halen, The Foo Fighters, Devo, Green Day, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, and Pearl Jam.
Movies
ALL John Belushi movies, flicks, Coen Brothers, anything from Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Michael Moore, Rob Zombie flicks & zombie movies (preferrably Romero's "The Living Dead"). ,
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Television
Saturday Night Live, ER, The Office, The Apprentice, The Biggest Loser, My Name is Earl, old Beavis & Butthead reruns, Joey, The Dave Chappelle Show, South Park, Seinfeld reruns, King of the Hill, & Law & Order SVU & CI.
Books
American Scream - The Bill Hicks Story, No One Here Get's Out Alive - The Jim Morrison Story, Wired - The John Belushi Story.
Heroes
Jesus Christ and my Father Floyd.
Musty's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Gresham Oregon
Body type:
5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / No
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Stand Up Comic/Comedy Promoter
Income:
Less than $30,000
Musty's Schools
American Academy Of Dramatic Arts-West
Hollywood,California
Graduated: 1985
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Acting
Minor: Partying (it was still the 80's)
Clubs: Acting, Singing, Dancing, Musical Theater, all the stuff you'd expect to study at The AADA. I think I might be the most famous alumni from the summer class of 1985. LA was a trip. I met a hot Canadian and a crazy California girl. I worked at a water park in San Dimas. I lasted 6 months and came home with my tail between my legs. I hadn't been back since 1985. But this year I was there twice, once for Leno & Steve Harvey's show.
1985 to 1985
Mt Hood Community College
Gresham,Oregon
Graduated: 1985
Student status: Alumni
Major: General Studies
Minor: Partying (it was the 80's after all)
Clubs: Started off in Mechanical Engineering, switched to Computer Science, then won a Dan Ackroyd Act Alike contest and switched to Theater Arts. I took a health class, crammed all my credits together, and got an Associates Degree in General Studies. I'm proud that it took 5 years to get that two-year degree. Community College is like high school with asstrays. Lots of partys. It was during my college years I also experimented with weed, coke, schrooms, and acid. I look back now in complete disbelief
1980 to 1985
Gresham High School
Gresham,Oregon
Graduated: 1980
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Van Halen 101
Schlitz Malt Liquor 101 (Chuggin the Bull!)
Ted Nugent 201 (Advanced Gonzo)
Senior Class Officer - Sargeant of Arms (I held the bongs in a secure location)
NO VARSITY LETTERS (I was blackballed from varsity sports as a sophmore for telling my baseball coach to f**k off). So instead of being a professional baseball player I'm a professional comic.
Hot for Teacher Club - we used to discuss which teachers we'd do if we had a chance. Mrs. Crouser always came "up" in the
1976 to 1980
Gresham High School
Gresham,Oregon
Graduated: 1980
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Senior Class officer - Sgt at Arms, Future Glass Blowers of America (FBGA), Future Grass Growers of America (FGGA). Sports - JV Football, & JV Tennis. After that, goofing off, and maintaining a B average in the process became my focus. My nickname back then was Bluto, from John Belushi's character in Animal House. I was one of the funniest guys in school so I just made a life outta it.
1976 to 1980
Musty's Companies
Mustard Man Productions Vancouver, Washington US CEO Comedy Performing / Promoting
1994 to present
NW Envirocon, Inc. Vancouver, Washington US Sr. Project Manager Environmental Consultation
About me: I'm a professional stand up comic / promoter working out of the Portland Oregon area. I have been performing comedy since 1984. I work all over the Western US, making people laugh.........it's a pretty cool job. I have opened for Carrot Top, Alonzo Bodden, Bruce Baum, Ty Barnett, Vic Dunlop, Darren Carter, Tere Joyce, Spanky Hayes, and Cocoa Brown. You might have seen me on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Steve Harvey's Big Time Challenge on The WB, MTV, UPN's "Nowhere Man", & Comedy Central's "Make Me Laugh". I also won the Portland Region of Sierra Mist's "Next Great Comic" Competition in 2005. I have written a book, "Montana or Bust, 80 Bong Hits to Billings, 420 Days in the Life of The Mustard Man", which I hope to publish in 2009.
I have two incredible daughters (Kelsie Ann age 19 & MacKenzie Rose age 10). I live in Vancouver in the same apartment I've been living in since my divorce. It has become my home.
I have a new girlfriend that I love tremendously. Her name is Angie. She's the most sincere and genuine woman I've ever met. All of my friends like her. She moved in and keeps me happy and pain-free. She deserves my love.
I love being a father, it's the best part of me. I love my daughters very much. They are the reason I'm still sticking around. Next to Jesus, my father Floyd is the greatest man I've ever known. Him and his buddy Ron live in Mexico during the cold winter months, drinking, partying, and enjoying their retirement. My late mother Sharon was (and still is) my biggest fan. Whether it was little league baseball or stand up comedy she was always right there, telling me I could do it. I miss her dearly but know she's with me every second of my life. She's got the best seat in the house now.
I gave Corporate America 25 years of my life and all I have to show for it is a one bedroom apartment, a truck, and a handicap that I'm trying to rise above, in spite of all the pain. Despite all of the negative people in my past (and they know who they are) I am trying every day to remain positve. And that's where my friends come in. I am truly blessed to have so many people care about me and my life. A true miracle is what it is.
Thank God for Barrack Obama !!!!!!! It's about time for us to see where a GOOD MAN can lead us. The US is now "the bad guys" according to half of the world's population. I support our troops and wish them all the best. I pray that each and every one of them comes back home alive. I just don't support the reason's they are over there dying in the first place.
I am a firm believer and supporter of medical marijuana. I am also a legal patient in the State of Washington. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me through the pain. If you need any information please see my top friends list. There are organizations there to help you get your card.
Please support live comedy whenever you have the chance. Peace...............Musty
Who I'd like to meet: Donald Trump & Bill Gates. Unfortunately, I'll never meet Lenny Bruce, John Belushi, Bill Hicks, John Candy, Chris Farley, Sam Kinison, and/or Johnny Carson. But they all live in my mind, and are on stage with me.
Come out and just enjoy the show, or jump in and participate (liquid courage available at the bar!). Do you or your friends have something to share with us?
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