The Naughty Noble brings thee songs, lude humor and lots of naughtyness! Why do I do this? - Why I Do This? For pure fun and entertainment purposes only. All others apply within.
The Naughty Noble is currently for hire and looking to play at a Shire near you! Also available, Shakespearean Parodies such as To Pee or Not to Pee, Where is Thyne Privy?
Also, available for Goth and Renaissance settings.
Website and Song List coming soon!
***This is meant for mature audiences only!***
It's not what you eat, it's who you eat!
Lad: That will be tight for 30 seconds.
Lass: That's what he said!
If you play with it, it will grow!
I'm just admiring your extremely large lens!
If I can stroke your dragon, you can pet my pussy!
I could go for something wet!
Lass: I always keep an extra pussy in the carriage.
Lad: I didn't know women were equipped with two!
Lad: I could go for a piece - a piece of her and her...
Don't put that there!
Lass: We finally meet front to front.
Lad: But front to back can be good too!
I told you not to hold your wood in public!
I can only show you if you have x-rated eyes!
And this is why I doubled up! Double the pleasure!
Lass: We should really stop having a threesome.
Lad: You should be in the middle!
I like playing with the big one - it's so smooth!
Lad to Lass: Looks like someone already gave you a pearl necklace!
I can fit two under my skirt comfortably!
A little wet won't kill anyone - You know things are slippery when wet!
Lad: She just got some in her face.
Lass: Nothing like foam in the face as long as it's not in the eyes.
Lad: I hear it stings.
Lass: And is full of protein!
When Irish Thighs are Smiling!
Lad: Those are a great pair of legs! When are they opening?
Lad: Stilts - the legs go all the way up.
Lass: So does everything else!
I like to have two in my mouth at the same time!
If you need help unloading your load - let me know!
"An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them." Andy Warhol
so on that note , here is a reminder to all U U's out there in myspaceland ..........incase you didnt know
or receive the cordial invitation ............. our new little debut EP "Phazes" is out and available to U
Hi friend, just popping in to wish you a great weekend. I started writing a new chantey today. About time, I would've sworn I saw dust shoot out of my ear after I wrote the first line. Anyhow, have fun.
