Tim Smith

About me:

I'm an alcoho...oh wait, let's not go that far. Anyway, I like knives, sub-sonic projectiles (guns), and Chris (an amusing MK that I love to hassle, or hussle when I get the chance), and Differentiating multi-variable logarithms.... it impresses the ladies..... And now for something comletely diferent.... I also like to take long walks on a beach with no one in particular, reading sadistically satirical poetry, and enjoying my temporary existence in this world (whatever that may entail). And an awe-inspiring joy from freaking people out. Meanwhile wrapped in one underwhelming package that is my mortal body.





................

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Tim Smith
Birthday:	06/09/88
Birthplace:	Wilmore, KY
Current Location:	Wilmore, KY
Eye Color:	Icy Blue
Hair Color:	Light Brown
Height:	5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Correct
Your Heritage:	French/English/Italian/Norman/Greman Nobility (I'm related to the first Frankish ruler, Charlemagne), a hint of viking..... oh and 1/32 Cherokee indian...
The Shoes You Wore Today:	none
Your Weakness:	Anything sharp, gothic, or a sub-sonic projectile (gun)
Your Fears:	Differential Equasions
Your Perfect Pizza:	hamberger, italian sausage, barbeque sauce, and sweet potato covering it all
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get an A in Calc 2
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	wtf?
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Wow, that was a really bad dream... oh F&%@ that was last week!
Your Best Physical Feature:	My...... we are getting rhetorical
Your Bedtime:	sleep is a waste of time
Your Most Missed Memory:	Synthetic Division
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDonalds is the Devil....... but I like the Dollar Menu
Single or Group Dates:	if I were single then it wouldn't be a date now would it
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	yes please.....
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	silently
Do you Sing:	when I have too
Do you Shower Daily:	.........
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	yes
Do you want to get Married:	yes
Do you belive in yourself:	should I?
Do you get Motion Sickness:	no
Do you think you are Attractive:	.........
Are you a Health Freak:	pshawwww
Do you get along with your Parents:	only because they can't read my mind
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes, they're so invigorating to hike in
Do you play an Instrument:	the kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Drank, no....... Drunkded, yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yes, to buy a butterfly knife, Counter-Strike Anthology, and some inscense from Hot Topic
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	yes, but it took me a few minutes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	yes, Ichthus Main Stage
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	yes, with Chris
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	yes, gum..... what can I say.....
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been called a Tease:	it was a bit more derogatory
Ever been Beaten up:	yes, but I gave him Hell before he did....... he bled more than I, I'll say that much
Ever Shoplifted:	I already said Gum
How do you want to Die:	violently
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	System Admin., or an AF Pilot
What country would you most like to Visit:	Nepal
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	I don't care about eye color
Favourite Hair Color:	" " " " hair color
Short or Long Hair:	depends on the definition of 'short'
Height:	about my height
Weight:	between 120 and 150 is a healthy range
Best Clothing Style:	punk or moderately gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken:	illegal... 1.... legal... dozens....
Number of CDs I own:	about 40 music CDs
Number of Piercings:	I've descided to end life with the same amount of holes that I started with (except for bullet holes, that's a different story)
Number of Tattoos:	no ink tats, but I do have several designs made with self-inflicted scars
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Only God can imagine a number that big....
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

.. .. ..


I thank Steve for this game.