I'm talking haikus. Not nursery rhymes. Write your best deal haiku for a chance to win a trip to Cabo San Lucas.
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NOFEE

faithful sidekick, the scourge of booking fees everywhere

FALCON OF TRUTH

avian agent and living lie detector

ROBOT GIRL

brilliant chess tactician, metal maid/housekeeper

LEMUR

price-slashing primate agent and gifted computer hacker
MUSIC
Thrash, metal, industrial – just kidding. I enjoy all kinds of music, but am particularly fond of my own theme song. Perhaps you've heard it?
BOOKS
I'm currently working on my own memoir. Life of a Negotiator: How I chopped prices, slashed fares, secured travel deals using only guile, good looks, and a swift front-kick.
FILMS
With all my globetrotting and price slashing I’m pretty busy, but if I find myself with spare time to catch a flick, it’s most likely a matinee - half price tickets!
HEROES
Shun Ling Woo - my sensei, the man who taught me the devastating negotiating power of a chop to the jugular, and all the hagglers, bargainers, and dealers the world over.
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Looking for a good read? Check out Up Till Now, William Shatner's autobiography.
WIN A TRIP TO CABO SAN LUCAS IN THE NEGOTIATOR'S NETWORK.
LEMUR
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Kathleen


Jul 3 2008 6:16 PM

Happy 4th of July!!!!
Jon Wilson


Jul 3 2008 2:50 PM

Have a happy Fourth of July!
Josh


Jul 2 2008 4:24 AM

thanks for the add sexy
♥ Lick the Cat :Þ


Jun 30 2008 6:07 PM

I bet you say that to all the pretty women! lol :)
♥ Lick the Cat :Þ


Jun 30 2008 2:25 PM

Thanks for the add! :)
K33P Y@ FR!3ND$ CLO$3 @ND Y@ 3N3MI3$ CLO$3R!!


Jun 27 2008 11:10 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD.
$.B.


Jun 27 2008 10:03 PM

I SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE, I JUST GOT A MIND FULL OF THINGS RITE NOW BUT WHEN IT POP UP ................YEAH
$.B.


Jun 27 2008 9:04 PM

ALL LOVE ,THANX FOR THE ADD
J. Lee


Jun 26 2008 9:34 AM

dude love the theme song!!
I Am Jason.


Jun 25 2008 5:03 PM

Summer Vacation
Time For Negotiations
Log On To PriceLine
Carbon Copy 2


Jun 25 2008 12:59 PM

Thanks for the add! You're a hoot!
Peter


Jun 24 2008 6:35 AM

Oh, Captain, my Captain!

... or was it Admiral? Either way, Mr. Shatner, I met you YEARS ago at a Trek Con briefly. Always have been a big fan, shows and books! Wish you all the best, and thanks for the fantastic voyages through the years... and hope to see more to come!
Joel


Jun 22 2008 6:32 PM

Dear William,

Thank you so much for introducing me to your circle of friends.

It's most cool to see your images which reminds me of all the help and savings I've benefited over the years by going first to Priceline. I can't thank you enough for adding me to share such vital and real treasures, except to add bravo!!!

Wishing you happiness and tranquility in all things.

Cheers,

Joel
R. CHRISTIAN ANDERSON Productions


Jun 22 2008 1:23 AM

Seeking room of mine.
Needing the best priced deal around.
Priceline!
Leslie


Jun 21 2008 7:35 PM

Love ya William!
Michael


Jun 21 2008 7:30 AM

He's William Shatner
Cuts prices like a tiger
He's William Shatner
JAY-spec


Jun 21 2008 2:34 AM

haiku
TRIP TO VEGAS WAS
EXTRAORDINARILY
CHEAP CAUSE OF PRICELINE
She


Jun 20 2008 10:09 AM

Much to my chagrin,
Travel is too expensive...
Except with priceline :)
ByteMe Dammit!


Jun 20 2008 1:08 AM

HEYYOUGUYS!!!Please thank Captain Negotiator for being on Coast to Coast AM !!!Have a great weekend!!!
ӍⱤϚ♦ɊỬЇȠ€₭Ⱥ ₱.™


Jun 19 2008 10:31 PM

I NEED A VACATION. PRICELINE BEST NEGOTIATOR IN THE WORLD!....QP
Elysium Planitia


Jun 19 2008 11:49 AM

Fly away in clouds
On the cheapest airplane fare
With William Shatner
Lori


Jun 19 2008 9:55 AM

I want a fly buy
Bye Bye Idaho Snow State
Hello Mexico
Livin' It Up


Jun 18 2008 7:59 PM

Negotiator
Greatest deals ever
Japan- free for me

Thanks Will see you in Japan
Jeff


Jun 18 2008 7:55 PM

Just like a baby
I've cried at travel prices
Priceline stops my tears
Bob


Jun 18 2008 1:01 PM

Who gives the best deals?
Priceline Negotiator,
Best bargains around
Junior


Jun 17 2008 10:20 PM

Hey how are you doing.
Alex


Jun 17 2008 9:31 PM

Haiku:

Saving you money
Priceline equals happiness
Wherever you fly
In Memory of Elliot J.Matos Jr.12/27/81-09/08/01


Jun 17 2008 8:44 AM

Hi;thank you for adding my child Elliot's Memorial/Drug Awareness page.Hug's, Elliot's Mom Donna
The Amanda Tapping Site On MySpace


Jun 15 2008 4:20 AM

~Thank You~
Anthony


Jun 11 2008 8:52 AM

hey man how r u doing???
Junior


Jun 9 2008 1:31 PM

Thanks I seen your commercials on TV.
Junior


Jun 8 2008 8:40 PM

Hey how are you doing.
ByteMe Dammit!


Jun 8 2008 1:24 AM

I want a better deal!I hope Mr. Shatner can stay on for at least 3 hours on Coast to Coast AM!
ByteMe Dammit!


Jun 7 2008 6:53 AM

George Noory,of Coast to Coast AM,would like Mr. Shatner to be on the show at least for 2 hours.1st hour for intro/interview,2cnd hour for call-in listeners.Just thought I'd pass the info to you!
Doris


Jun 5 2008 5:32 PM

BUMMER, I SOOOOOOO WANTED TO WIN...;)


CONGRATULATIONS, STEPANIE!!! :)
Tim


May 30 2008 12:39 PM

someday i wish to be as cool as you: the negotiator.
Fermented Sloths


May 28 2008 9:32 AM

We are all winners for being in the presence of the vocalist and songwriter of our generation.
♥Stuck In Your Head Like A Melody♥


May 23 2008 2:51 PM

Was the winner announced yet?
Tehetena (Tina Beena)(Avi)(Tinathon)(Obama Girl)


May 20 2008 12:08 PM

who won? Thanks :D
Southern Style


May 15 2008 7:09 PM

Its May 15th who won?
Caterina


May 6 2008 8:18 AM

I LOVE YOU PRICELINE!!!!!!!
The B-Jesus


May 4 2008 8:24 AM

Thanks for adding me. I travel a lot and usually need a number of rooms.
Energy For You!!


May 3 2008 11:25 PM

LOVE the commericals!!!

Health and Happiness :-)
Kimberly**
Jennifer


May 3 2008 8:27 AM

Love the chop! xoxo Jennifer
California Soul


May 2 2008 9:38 AM

I COULD DEFINITELY USE A VACA! IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF YEARS SINCE I PLANNED A TRIP. AN ESCAPE FOR ME, IS LONG OVERDUE!
John Monllos, Guitarist


Apr 25 2008 6:49 AM

did i win?
***LoLeKa***


Apr 25 2008 1:58 AM

aloha! have a good night!!!!
***LoLeKa***


Apr 23 2008 3:13 AM

ALOHA! HAVE A NICE DAY!
It's Miss Yvonne


Apr 22 2008 4:42 PM

Hi! You know, yesterday, a whole lot of really nice people seemed concerned for my welfare and repeatedly kept suggesting a vacation destination. They all kept saying "go to Hell!" I thought I would ask you if you could get me a good deal on this kind of holiday retreat.

And...what kind of clothes should I wear? What activities is Hell known for?
Clarky™


Apr 21 2008 10:47 PM

AND THE WINNER IS ?????????????????
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