The Noise Club Band is an ever-charging, ever-evolving happening; blurring the line between audience and performers. With influences ranging from the Cockettes to the Fluxus movement, the Noise Club Band's show is a tribal-punk noise therapy session; encouraging people to experiment and involve themselves through the mediums of dress, music, sound and noise. Or, just an excuse to get dressed up, get wasted, have a dance and make a lot of noise. Past, present and all future members of the club are encouraged to dress up and bring instruments/noise making devices, (i.e. drums, percussion, vaccuum cleaners, guitars, keyboards, megaphones, kazoos, melodicas, whatevz) to shows and join in on the chaos.
When this gets boring it's over.
well i was at a party in the bush and this lady who i thought was sexy said to me out of the blue if you were an animal you would be a crab i am staring into a fire in the middle of nowhere and she says i would be a crab
now in the beginning this made me feel a little weird who did this woman think she was no man would be happy with a crab right give him a tiger a lion a horse and eagle but a crab
as the night when on i developed a crab dance that took the heat off me a little bit seems people can love crabs especially when they dance there was crab sex in a tent later that night who would have thought a crab could do such things
two things i have learnt about the crab one is that its teeth are located in its stomach so if i the crab happened to ask that sexy lady to just relax and rest her head on my stomach well you know the rest and secondly if a crab loses his claw in a battle he can just grow it back which would make piano playing interesting
if you want to see the crab dance or the man she says reminded her of crab you can see him and his wonderful talented band this SAT 25 and SUN 26 at the TOFF IN TOWN Swanston St MELB CITY show kicks off around 8 its 10 dollars cause of the recession see you there
Hey!!! Just came here to tell you we have two MASSIVE shows coming up with some well known melbourne bands. Please check out the fliers below and let us know if your coming down :)
