they have internet and phone centers here for us to use, the patrol base where we're at most of the time has 5 comp's and 3 phones that are ran off of a big satelite
Hey there...have you eaten any Skittles today...oh, I mean...has Skittles eaten anything fresh out of the oven? UM...better go now..you're probably gagging....get Hoover...he sucks everything up...EEEWWWWW!!!! Miss ya;)
Two business men from "up North" are sitting down for a break in their >soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves >are set up. > >One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk >by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." > >No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious >hillbilly from the south walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern >drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?" > >One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes here? > >Without skipping a beat, the southerner says, "Well, I see y'all're doing >really good, you only got two left!"? > >YANKEES (God bless 'em) SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS. > DONT BE MAD, I STILL LOVE YA!
