Two-Headed Boy
Things will get better in the end... and if it's not better, it's not the end.

Male
23 years old
Concord, California
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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Film, Movies, Cartoons, Digital editing, yelling at people that are not far away at all, confusing people, making fun of Niall, Joe's Diabeties, watching Hollie play with her cat's legs, listening to PJ be hilarious, making music with Alex, etc...
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Music- AC Newman
- Aesop Rock
- American Analog Set
- And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
- Andrew Bird
- Architecture in Helsinki
- Atmosphere
- Bad Brains
- Badly Drawn Boy
- Barenaked Ladies
- Bell Orchestre
- Belle and Sebastian
- Beulah
- Big Star
- Bikini Kill - Bishop Allen
- Bjork
- Blonde Redhead
- Blur
- Bobby Womack
- Brenden Benson
- Brian Eno
- Brian Wilson
- Broken Social Scene
- Built to Spill
- Calamine
- Carina Round
- Chin up Chin Up
- CKY
- Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
- Cocteau Twins
- Cody ChessnuTT
- Continous Peasant
- Crowded House
- Curtis Mayfield
- David Bowie
- Dead Boys
- Dead Kennedys
- Deerhoof
- Destroyer
- Devin Davis
- Dick Dale
- Dinosaur Jr.
- Dios Malos
- Dressy Bessy
- Dungen
- Echo & the Bunnymen
- Editors
- ELO
- Elf Power
- Elliot Smith
- Elton John
- Enon
- Eric Matthews
- EXO
- Final Fantasy
- Fiona Apple
- Foo Fighters
- Frog Eyes
- From Bubblegum To Sky
- Frou Frou
- Garbage
- Get Him Eat Him
- Gnarls Barkley
- Gorillaz
- Grandaddy
- Guided by Voices
- HAL
- Half-Handed Cloud
- Harry and the Potters (LOL)
- Harvey Danger
- Hot Hot Heat
- Iggy and the Stooages
- Immaculate Machine
- Interpol
- Islands
- Joanna Newsom
- Jon Brion
- Joy Division
- Kenna
- Kings of Convenience
- Kings of Leon
- Ladytron
- Le Tigre
- Liars
- Man Man
- Mates of State
- MC Chris
- Mew
- MF Doom
- Michael Jackson
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- Mission of Burma
- Mister Loveless
- Modest Mouse
- Moods for Moderns
- Morrissey
- Muse
- My Favorite
- Neko Case
- Nerf Herder
- Neutral Milk Hotel
- New Order
- Nick Drake
- Of Montreal
- OK Go!
- Okkervil River
- Ozma
- Papas Fritas
- Pavement
- Pete Townshend
- Piebald
- Pixies
- Pretty Girls Make Graves
- Queens of the Stone Age
- Radiohead
- Regina Spektor
- Remy Zero
- Richard Hawley
- Rilo Kiley
- Robots in Disguise
- Rogue Wave
- Sebadoh
- Sex Pistols
- Shout Out Louds
- Simon Stinger
- Siouxsie and the Banshees
- Sleater-Kinney
- Slint
- Sloan
- Sly and the Family Stone
- Smoosh
- Sonic Youth
- Sons and Daughters
- Spoon
- Stevie Wonder
- Sting
- Sufjan Stevens
- Summer Hymns
- Tapes 'n Tapes
- Tarkio
- Tenacious D
- Tessiura
- The Apples in Stereo
- The Arcade Fire
- The B-52's
- The Beach Boys
- The Beatles
- The Blood Brothers
- The Boy Least Likely To
- The Brunettes
- The Buzzcocks
- The Cardigans
- The Cars
- The Clash
- The Cranberries
- The Dandy Warhols
- The dB's
- The Decemberists
- The Ditty Bops
- The Dresden Dolls
- The Essex Green
- The Evening Episode
- The Faint
- The Firey Furnaces
- The Flaming Lips
- The Format
- The Futureheads
- The Gerbils
- The Go! Team
- The Grates
- The Happy Bullets
- The Jackson 5
- The Jam
- The Kinks
- The Lady Bug Transistor
- The Late BP Helium
- The Libertines
- The Light Footwork
- The Lovemakers
- The Lucksmiths
- The Magic Numbers
- The Magnetic Fields
- The Minders
- The Misfits
- The Music Tapes
- The New Pornographers
- The Olivia Tremor Control
- The Orange Peels
- The Orignial Brothers and Sisters of Love
- The Owls
- The Pillows
- The Police
- The Ramones
- The Rapture
- The Rentals
- The Replacements
- The Rolling Stones
- The Russian Futurists
- The Secret Machines
- The Shins
- The Silver Jews
- The Smiths
- The Special Goodness
- The Spectacular Fantastic
- The Stills
- The Streets
- The Thermals
- The Unicorns
- The Velvet Underground
- The Von Bondies
- The Walkmen
- The Weakerthans
- The Who
- The Wonderminds
- The Wrens
- The Zombies
- Thunderbirds Are Now!
- Tilly and the Wall
- Travis
- Tullycraft
- We Are Scientists
- Weezer
- Wilco
- You Say Party! We Say Die!
- Young and Sexy
- Zumpano
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     Two-Headed Boy's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pittsburg, CA
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Freelance Video Editor! :D

   Two-Headed Boy's Schools
Saint Marys College Of California
Moraga, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communications
 

2004 to 2008
Pittsburg Senior High
Pittsburg, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Film, obviously
 

2000 to 2004

   Two-Headed Boy's Networking
Film - Composition - Editing
I edit using Final Cut Pro
Film - Direction - Director
I've directed many short videos, as well as a short college film
Film - Composition - Screenwriting
I've written a few short screenplays



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In an effort to get people to look into each other's eyes more, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day. When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point at chicken noodle soup. I am adjusting well to the new way. Late at night, I call my long distance lover and proudly say I only used fifty-nine today. I saved the rest for you. When she doesn't respond, I know she's used up all her words so I slowly whisper I love you, thirty-two and a third times. After that, we just sit on the line and listen to each other breathe. -Jeffrey McDaniel









I don't really know what to say about myself. So I'm gonna have other people do it for me.


I don't know what to say about jimmy...except that one time there was a Lewis and Clark expedition and it was awesome...also it was the greatest invention ever, and nobody can question him because he is a surgical genius, yes a genius at preforming surgery, oh and one more thing... bite my shiny metal ass!
-Joe


I dont know what to put in your thing-a-mo-bobber.. but if i was going to write something it would be the TALL TAIL of TALES with JimmY.. Well.. no, i would name it the dude who spelt the teh... NO NO NO i would name it Jimmy He doesnt play WOW but he looks like he does.. Wait i got a better one.. Jimmy the man with no suffix.. Or Jimmy the DD king.. Wait Jimmy the guy that films things.. OR jimmY who uses capitals wrong.. or or wait.. WHAT DOES Two-headed boy mean... I mean c'mon you have one head.. .. That i know of.. but back to the titles i would use if i was going to write something about you.. Jimmy the man with maybe two heads.. Or jimmy the man with 1 head but claims he has 2.. Wait before i go on with my titles i really gotta know if you only have one head or two.. i mean on the really-o's.. The End
-Nick


James Eugene Freeman has saved my life on more than one occasion. One time i can recall, whilst Grizzly Bear wrestling in the Swiss Alps [because that's what the fuck i do], I was attacked from behind by El Chupacabra. This act was entirely against the rules, and the Grizzly Bears know this. (yes i'm talking to YOU, Bartholomew!) Anyway, James, previously disguised as a half-dead sherpa, sprang into action unleashing a frightening hail of 'Sonic-Booms' he had been perfecting on our dreadfully long carriage ride back to Harvard the previous fall. Needless to say, well, it actually IS needless to say, so i in fact, won't.
-Alex J. Maldonado Sr. esq.


If Jimmy was both edible and good-tasting, he would pleasantly tingle all the way down, and then the person that consumed Jimmy would have a gurgly tummy sound that may sound suspiciously like a "meow." And then this person would have a tiny green burp-bubble. It would smell lovely. And you wouldn't have to be embarrassed about burping or whatever because it would OBVIOUSLY be the coolest thing ever!
-Carrie


Jimmy makes too many internet faces. On the internet and in real life somehow. He just said the word "blurb" to me. I don't know what that means. Jimmy jimmyjimmy jimmy jim jimmy.
-Hollie


Jimmy once saved a busload of half-retarded, mutilated elves from the evil clutches of the sinister dragonlord. It was one crazy night! He also wets his bed at an alarming regularity!
-P.J.


Jimmy is like a dachshund with ketchup, better than a regular dachshund. And he has telekinesis out the wazoo. He doesn't eat his hot dogs with buns, cuz hes got enough hot dog buns... In his pants, if you know what I mean. He apparently doesn't like mouth secrets. And he laughs when I sleep fart... very endearing... though it woke me up.
-Katie


Watch out for Jimmy! He is a bad mother fucker! Soon we will see Jimmy's name in the credits of movies. This guy has taught me a lot about film and he's gonna make it. I know he will. I love this guy! Oh wait, no no no it's not what you think! Just as a friend. Damn you people have twisted minds! -Mike Lopez


Jimmy is a total retard.
~{dpad} aka Daisy


Jimmy asked me to write something about him like 85 years ago, but I wasn't born yet so now that I am born, I am going to tell you a story:
One day, Jimmy was walking down the street, then he fell in a hole. That hole transported him to Morro Bay, CA and I was all, hey Jimmy, you just came out of a hole and he was like, duh! Then we ate some food and took some pictures and then we had a party and I went to work and he bought a cat. Oh yeah and then he fell in another hole and went to Africa. The End.
-Julie


Jimmy loves to befriend people who live no less that 1,500 miles away from him. He can't speak pig latin... but thats because he is neither pig nor latin. He gets more play than that fat kid in dodgeball, but less play than me. Jimmy really made up all of these descriptions just to trick other people into thinking he's really spectacular.
-Becky Contreras


The gardenhead knows his name.
-Marcia


Jimmy is the type of guy that will stab you right in the fucking face while he steals your girlfriend. I'm not saying he is able to do either of those things, I'm just saying he's that TYPE of guy.
-EXO


Jimmy is 100% pure organic man meat. No added colors, preservatives, or bullshit.
-Ingrid


A long, long, time ago... in a land far far away, but not that far...there was a town of many happy people. They would sing songs filled with gayness, treat each other with respect and love, nothing less. Then one day God took a fat shit on that town, and everyone became vewwy vewwy sad. No more singing, no more dancing, every was rude to each other. God had mistaken the town for a toilet, and thus made a mistake by shitting on it. He felt bad and thought to himself...What can I do to bring back the happiness that was once there?

Alas...God made Jimmy.
-Tiffany


JIMMY'S ABOUTS:

Jimmy you are so wiggly,
so giddy, and fibbly,
so ready to swimmy,
you giggle,
you twiddle so little,
while whistling a mimbley.

I love Jimmy... you're so smart,
and bedazzled with the razzles of razzles of dazzles,
That radical. You're i-pod-ical! Hehe.
-Ashley


Anyone who wants to write me one of these, feel free. ^_^ Also! I'm changing the settings on my profile because I get way too much porn-spam friend requests, but that doesn't mean I don't want new friends! SO! If you wanna friend me, just send me a message first! :D

Also, my aim name is JamJim64 if anyone wants to say hi ^_^ ..

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Who I'd like to meet:

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Two-Headed Boy has 391 friends.
 ophelia 


 Mr. One-Two 


 Lizbeth Brown 


 Top Shotta Honorebel 


 hollie. 


 BRAIN 


 MJ 


 Jen♥ 


 Ramble On 


 erin 


 Michael FUMF 2 


 Randit 


 Miku-chan 


 odd Carrie 


 NICK FTW 


 Queen Dork 


 Kateastrophy™ 


 Thoughtful Muse 


 Banani Dani 


 Melly ♫ ♪ 


 Rest in Peace Dearest 


 Lacey 


 Do Not Be Deceived 


 lil' endorphin annie 


 Suzanne 


 absent 


 Zounds! 


 Katie 





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Daisy





Jul 10 2009 9:41 PM

hello. stop being not near near me.
MJ





Jul 4 2009 4:48 PM

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♪Mippi Masquerade♪{SDK}





Jul 2 2009 5:01 PM

Tomarrow Night!!!
Our set starts at 7! Dont miss it!!
Say Casket Of Cassandra at the door!

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Ambrizzly





Jul 1 2009 11:57 PM

You are super cool
♪Mippi Masquerade♪{SDK}





Jun 28 2009 7:21 PM

Friday.
Be there.
Say Casket Of Cassandra At the door.

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Top Shotta Honorebel





Jun 26 2009 7:49 PM

Top Shotta Honorebel





Jun 8 2009 7:41 AM

im not sure...maybe next week. my birthday is on wednesday im just going to a bar out here tho...
♪Mippi Masquerade♪{SDK}





Jun 8 2009 4:41 AM

My band has new songs check them out

myspace.com/casketofcassandra

thanks for the support
Top Shotta Honorebel





Jun 7 2009 7:03 PM

i got gamefly i also have a fallout 3 add on for you!!!!!!!!!!
Jen♥





Jun 4 2009 12:54 AM

Ramble On





Jun 3 2009 5:48 AM

aside from today, I've been great! Why are you broke? I thought your show got picked up
Ramble On





Jun 3 2009 4:13 AM

Hey Jimmy!!! How's it going?
Jen♥





May 27 2009 5:55 PM

Jen♥





May 19 2009 4:40 PM

Mr. One-Two





May 18 2009 5:24 PM

Silence is Violence





May 14 2009 11:00 PM

Do Not Be Deceived





May 9 2009 7:50 PM

COME ON AND
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
AND DO THE BADGER DANCE
A DOOT DO DO!!
ITS EASY TO DO
AH DONT YOU KNOW
JUST PUT YOUR FINGERS
BETWEEN YOUR TOES!
CHOOM CHA CHOOM CHOOM CHOoM!
Jen♥





May 9 2009 7:31 PM

AHHHHH
Do Not Be Deceived





May 9 2009 9:15 AM

was a top secret, coded message? if not... it wasnt me... here is a top secret coded message for your pleasure:

bhello
bi bmiss btalking bto byou. bi Bhope byou bare bdoing bwell.
Bmuch blove
bkatie

*heres a hint... Badger*
Do Not Be Deceived





May 9 2009 6:35 AM

I heart you so much, Jimmy, I could puke... like... seriously... everywhere.
Do Not Be Deceived





May 9 2009 6:33 AM

I always need donuts... btw...
Jen♥





Apr 29 2009 4:45 PM

cute pictures of puppies with captions
see more dog and puppy pictures
Jen♥





Apr 28 2009 5:54 AM

OMG!!  I thought u were dead!
see more dog and puppy pictures
L-3X4BYT3





Apr 22 2009 1:35 AM

You already have one! Why would you want two more? XD
Jen♥





Apr 20 2009 4:48 AM

smile Pictures, Images and Photos
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