The Old Man
The Old Man What ina hells ya lookin ats ?

Male
104 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 5/13/2008
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    The Old Man's Interests
GeneralPickin at stuff, looking out the window, and complainin.
MusicYa know, I like that there fella, Leadbelly - singing "Black Betty" & "Midnight Special". Gets my shoes to tappin.
MoviesWhy would I wants to pay to see somethin that'll ventually be on the television?
TelevisionMy first tv was at there RCA Electric Eye and you had to have a license to watch it. See, at's how ya do it right - Yer dang kids a have to wait fer their a 18 to watch at nonsense they looks at.
BooksReadin's fer sissies! Ya see back in my day we'd just a make-up em stories and say em outloud. If'n they were good stories ya'd a member em. All at there writin it down did was a make people want to sells it. If yer telling stories fer profit then ya ain't telling stories fer entertainment no more.
HeroesBack in my day, all our heroes were the Presidents. They can all just goes to hell now. It ain't been right since a Theodore Roosevelt left. They used to be real "leaders", n nows they're just a bunch a prank monkeys.

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     The Old Man's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hitler-burg (now known as Butterfly Kisses Villa)
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Retired



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About me:
Bein this old would a make ya think I know it all, but even today I gets told that I don't know crap. I am who am I, I ain't plannin on changin. I don't cares fer nothin of it - I don't needs nobody learnin me about the that there politically correcterness. Back in my day, we'd a called all that "PC" nonsense just plain "lyin" and I ain't a fears to say what's I say... so there.
Who I'd like to meet:
I gotta likin to kick Hillary Clinton in the balls. The dang idgit ruined my healthcare. Needs to spend time takin cares fer her family, so in her husband a quits chasin after em litle girls n her kid don't grows up a whore.
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Rare Butterfly

Rare Butterfly



May 17 2009 3:24 AM

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Hey The Old Man,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

Ginger Ellen.

Ginger Ellen.



Mar 14 2008 4:29 PM

you love me
kerrySmiles!

kerrySmiles!



Mar 5 2008 8:31 PM

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. They are but trifles, to be sure but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."
screwzannah

screwzannah



Nov 6 2007 7:35 AM

woooow your not even going to believe this...i click'd this deal to get a REAL designer bag through Coach absolutely FREE and it totally came in the mail!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm going to hurry and get more to wrap up as a present..you ought to go snag a few too LMAO! isn't the one they sent me tight?



you can drop by this site or press on the pic up top to snag yours
kerrySmiles!

kerrySmiles!



Sep 27 2007 7:41 PM

I hope you have an excellent birthday today...maybe you can break out of the "old folks home" and go to a bar with some chicks! :-)
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dylan tolin



Sep 22 2007 8:36 PM

HAPPY BDAY OLD MAN MAKE IT A GOOD ONE...DYLAN E
MEGA MOM LOVE MY KIDS

LC STeVens



Sep 22 2007 8:28 PM


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Big Toe

Big Toe



Aug 26 2007 7:39 PM

Writes me one a em comments here...

Hey Old Man, just stoppin by to say Howdy!
Mr. Gomez

Jordan-F Scull



Jun 21 2007 10:39 AM

Suck a duck
sean

sean



Jun 1 2007 7:33 PM

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MOE

MOE



Apr 23 2007 6:58 AM

Hey all I just got myself a $500 gift card to Macy's
I just thought I'd share this with everyone else!

CLICK ON IMAGE TO GET YOURS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!



ifvy
God WILL bless you if you trust him!

God WILL bless you if you trust him!



Feb 5 2007 9:57 AM

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Momma Ducky

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Dec 21 2006 12:29 AM

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Dec 14 2006 3:27 PM

Have a warm and wonderful holiday!
william

william



Oct 11 2006 12:13 AM


Hi: Thank You for adding me to your friends list. As an artist I find the experience of being able to see what people around the world are showing and saying fascinating, and truly remarkable .Varity certainly is the spice of life. If you get a chance please check out my website and let me know what you think of my art work. Hope to be in touch with you in the future .P.S. Check out my alter ego at www.myspace.com/happybuddhabelly or click on buddhabelly (all friends section William page)
PEACE and ROCK ON
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kerrySmiles!

kerrySmiles!



Sep 27 2006 3:32 PM

Happy Birthday to you!!! Hope it is an excellent one for you...
kerry
James Kracker

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Sep 25 2006 2:07 PM

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kerrySmiles!

kerrySmiles!



Jul 13 2006 5:19 AM

Just dropping in to say hi and hope all is well with you :-)
kerry
Ginger Ellen.

Ginger Ellen.



Jul 4 2006 1:46 PM

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Happy 4th!
Hope you can view the fireworks from your window at the old folks home!
Ginger Ellen.

Ginger Ellen.



Jul 1 2006 10:49 PM

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I hope that asteroid dont hit us!
STING

Bryant Hodges



Dec 31 2005 3:30 PM

Time to Break out the Bubbly!!! Have fun tonight! Happy New Year!!!
Luis

Luis



Dec 28 2005 8:42 PM

so... what do ya think about my afro?
j0eg0d

Joseph .



Dec 20 2005 12:47 AM

David

David Daskal



Nov 23 2005 10:44 PM

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your loved ones Old Man.
amanda,

amanda,



Nov 19 2005 7:24 PM

hey old man, youre cool
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