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Member Since12/4/2005
Band Websitewww.scarymonsterj.com/howl
Band Members* Holy Joel- Guitar + Vocals * RZ Mortenson- Bass + Vocals * The Kid RoBBins- Drums + Vocals
InfluencesMilkshakes (peanut butter chocolate), dynamite & clouds, John Belushi, new socks, old socks & filthy socks, Dr. Pepper (it's all the Kyd drinks), filing cabinets full of firemint toothpicks & toenails, cloudy days, sunny days, muddy days, days when you turn into an andriod waiter republican dog catcher wizard, wearing cow tounges as beards, my left eyebrow, I have graphite in my ribcage from when I jumped on a pencil twelve years ago. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting The Legendary Nick Blinko. Ravishing!
Sounds Like Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Image Hosted by ImageShack.us sounds like? whatever. some people can answer this question in the blink of an eye but to us it's a super awful-slimey question. C'mon people really, would someone truely like us more if we put down that we sound just like some other artist that they're into? cause We think that's stupid, and just so we're all on the same page we know you know it's stupid too. And you know that we know that it's known. well that last sentence was kind of redundant and predictable but whatever....... Is this decent? . There will usually be original sounds mixed with familliar sounds on anyones recording and most the time thats half the point. Wether or not someone likes the music/art/whatthehellever or can underderstand and enjoy what he or she is going for is up to them. A graveyard of a question does call for a graveyard of an answer (in three humble opinions).......all we are saying is that it's a rather insulting and offensive question and we're not going to sit here and give it to you straight answer-form-like......... we would rather peel our figernails off one at a time and burn the flesh underneath with hot needles. Thats right....beating around the bush is for us! ON A DIFFERENT NOTE: We've all been friends for a long time you know.....it's been about eight to ten years we think. The Kyd has just gotten cooler, the man has a music maker stuck in overdrive trapped in his delicious creepy head-thingy. Joel's just gotten later...and later.....I dont think he even has a god damn clock, and don't ever believe him when he says he's coming right over because he's probably not. He does that all the time. Jerk. Russ has gotten to be a little more bannanas but mostly he's just gotten more drunk. But really anyone could have told you that. Joel has lived with they kyd too many times to count....he always ends up moving in when he gets dumped or runs out of money. Joel also lived with Russ when he was all home-bummed out, unshaven and uncool. Russ lived with the kyd too...shoved up in the attic on The Kyd's 28th house street like a freakish monster, popping over the counter sleeping pills to shut his eyes. He lived up there all alone.....with Joel! One day they will all sing on key. maybe. Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Record LabelSwoop Farr Records
Type of LabelIndie


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Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Back when they were in their mid-teens I saw The Ol' Howl & Smash in their punk rock bands: Label Me Dead and Destitute. They sounded like Train Mangled Pete gurgling garbage for a bummed cigarette. I plugged my ears for a long time and kicked them out for ruining my night. All that eventually ended and I heard Joel (AKA JLZ) & The Kyd went all electro-pop-garage-rock for quite a while..... called it two mice or something? I think Russ (AKA RZ) is also involved in some sort of cult-ish metal band-- but whatever. That was six years ago and I nearly went blind when I heard they were playing together again. Now, they sound like mountains of half dead chickens struggling, screaming, gasping for another breath, but they're getting closer to it. I admit I really like them now and hope they go really far, but not farther than me. -GOD Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Sep 14 2009 4:33 PM

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Jul 27 2009 8:40 PM

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Aug 14 2008 5:19 AM

New Songs! And the Pink Pillows EP comes out later this month.
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