Battista

About me:

I HEART CHOPPING PARSLEY, dull knives, Timmy Hoke........,splatter burns, making risotto terrines, 9 fingered butchers, orange speedos, searing chicken for 500, over cooking well done filets, SANCHO!, mexican food, making pineapple hooch, suprises, making sauces, geletin, bar fights, brewing beer! saying "cheee-eeefff", and "HOE-TELL", making breakfast burritos, cougars, throwing people under the bus, creepy waves, bottle conditioning!, thinking about sex, the term "fresh frozen", watching Fergason make fun of Plesh, modifying my chainsaws, horse devours, doing show work......HA!, Algin, runway attitude, eating tacos till i puke, celery salt, being threatened to be kicked out of the program. making up new rap songs, a constant state of panic! Dressing like a chef, arm wrestling strippers, bearnaise and french fries, rotten scallops, getting food poisoning, farting on Megel, pissing out my ass, Thinking Im glad im not a mechanic, saying "get it!" and "pound it" and "hammer" and "Look here", bieng short handed, Nancey's mustache, the butcher shop, chicken salad, reverse spherification, not kissing ass; EVER!, not living in west virginia-it is a state BTW, digging myself out of the shits, foie gras, making cock and balls out of ice! pushing myself, cheese stickers, molecular gastronomy, gold medals, gay babies, having the "morning angry's", working splits, BUA!, not sleeping, asking Sotero how many terrorists are in his family, pandaTONYum, giving high fives, and now eiffle towers! fucking with the P.O.S.E.'s (Piece of shit externs), Talking like a deaf mike, the storeroom hillbilly, with Stephens, bieng the lunch lady, and moving furnature, especially couches. Right? Baxendale? (Beer-can to the face) - yeah thats a nice fucking story, now get back to work you maggot! TB.......