The moon danced in the sky like and eye watching the sleeping world. All was calm that night… unless you were in a small town just south of Minneapolis. A town called Northfield…
The moon reflected off the tombstones with such magnificence that it hurt to look. The ground cracked and a boiling red ooze bled out of the ground like a fresh wound. The hands of Satan ripped open the womb of mother earth as he crawled out of his boiling tomb. His eyes burned like gasoline and his heart pumped with sin.
Now at this time four young boys just happened to be degrading a gave nearby and saw this stunning event take place. Intrigued, they stared in silence. Satan looked into their eyes and said “my Sons… I have a gift for you…” and held out his hands. “Take my hands my sons…” spoke the demon. The boys grasped firmly to the boney withered fingers and walked off into the shadows.
And so were born… The Whoremoans.
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Cities Live!
hey
nice job at the triple rock on sunday
i have some shots of you guys. if you want to see them you can send me your email
have a great day
-robynn (original life photo)
Hey guys, I'm very sorry to inform you, but I recieved a message from Andy from The Toybox, and I was just notified that there is a 5 band limit per night. I apologize, but it was only fair to promise the slots to the guys that confirmed first. Hopefully we can play in the future.
