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EmilyClay

Emily Clay



Nov 24 2009 8:45 PM


Tangled Snark

Tangled Snark



Nov 23 2009 6:49 PM



Pick this show on DO512.com!

http://do512.com/event/2009/11/27/smoke-feathers-w-dark-knights-of-camelot-ms-11-30p-tba-10-45p-tba-10p
Candi and The Strangers

Candi and The Strangers



Nov 21 2009 9:31 PM




Red Leaves

Red Leaves



Nov 21 2009 12:37 AM



pick this show on DO512.com!

http://do512.com/event/2009/11/21/red-leaves-ep-release-party-the-parlor-north-loop-free
Represent Austin

Represent Austin



Nov 11 2009 5:53 AM

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Nov 10 2009 5:24 AM



pick this show on DO512.com:

http://do512.com/event/2009/11/27/smoke-feathers-w-dark-knights-of-camelot-ms-11-30p-tba-10-45p-tba-10p
Carl Webb

Carl Webb



Oct 18 2009 4:29 PM

Musicians: Call for Entries

channelAustin will soon launch ATXchange - an entirely new music production and promotion environment. We want to play your music on our streaming radio station!

For more information write to: ATXchange@channelaustin.org



http://www.myspace.com/accesstv

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operates Austin's three public access television channels 10, 11, and 16 that may be watched on Time Warner Cable's and Grande Communications' Austin viewing area.

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Candace Carlisle



Oct 13 2009 12:48 AM

Mixx Make presented by Electric Promotions & TwoGroove from 9pm to 2am on on October 24th at Mixx (612 E. 6th St.) A spooky smorgasbord of crafts by The WonderCraft, music, coffin cake goodness from Blue Note Bakery, red rum compliments of Treaty Oak and much more.Create DIY Halloween masks, groove to the sounds of Panjoma, Focus Group, and the Team Fabrication DJs. Photo-booth by Trevor Ray Thompson. On top of all that, there will be a guitar giveaway! Entry is $6 (RSVP at www.mixxmake.com) or $8 at the door. The first 50 people through the door get a special treat.
Shelley

Shelley



Oct 10 2009 3:32 PM

Yay! Digital Fusion fest is in 2 hours. Ya'll are invited.
Red Leaves

Red Leaves



Oct 10 2009 5:42 AM





please vote for this show!


http://do512.com/event/2009/10/21/peoplefood

hope you can make it out!
Texas NORML

Texas NORML



Oct 8 2009 11:24 PM

We are getting geared up for the 6th St Smokeout, and it's now less than 2 weeks away!

We'll have plenty of pizza, from the Mellow Mushroom, to take care of your munchies, and we'll also have a psychedellic multimedia light show for your viewing pleasure!!

If you don't yet have tix, you can get them here:
http://texasnorml.org/?page_id=408

Also, if you have just a couple minutes to spare, go by Do512 and vote "I Like" on the event page there; it'll keep the Smokeout near the top of the list of events for that day, and the "Higher" we are on the list the better!!!!
The Do512 event page is here:
http://do512.com/event/2009/10/17/texas-normls-4th-annual-6th-street-smokeout

Thanks for your support!!

ELECTRIC PROMOTIONS

Electric Promotions



Oct 6 2009 6:37 PM


Win tickets to Art Outside this weekend! http://bit.ly/hFZqR

ACL rocked, but there is NO time to rest... Art Outside starts Friday!

Featuring musicians like Wine and Revolution, Suzanna Choffel, Freq Nasty and 62 other acts across three stages, over 100 visual artists ranging from photographers to jewelry-designers, film shorts by Austin Underground Film Society, on-site yoga and acrobatic training, DIY craft demos, fashion show by Rene Geneva, fire dancing performances and much more, Art Outside is an unforgettable, full-sensory art adventure. Art Outside also makes a special effort to reach out to families, and will offer interactive earth-friendly projects, storytelling, and a variety of arts and crafts workshops for children at this year's event.

Since its inception in 2004, Art Outside presented this year by Art Seen Alliance has played a significant role in shaping Texas' vibrant art and music community. By moving creative works from inside gallery walls to an outdoor setting with open sky and wild environs, Art Outside challenges guests to rethink the way they view art, fostering an environment where no genre is off-limits, no medium left unexplored.

SITE INFORMATION:

Gates open Friday, October 9th at noon. All children 12 and under will receive free admission. In addition to camp ground privileges for full-weekend participants, Apache Pass offers RV parking and on-site shower facilities for guests, as well as music performance areas, a cantilevered stage over the San Gabriel river, and tents for participating artists and attendees.


Check out the full lineup here: http://www.artoutside.org (*subject to changes & modifications.)

Tickets for the 2009 5th annual Art Outside are on sale now: http://tiny.cc/6WUkY
PASSES: $29.00 / 1-DAY PASS - $50.00 / 3-DAY PASS - $75 / RV 3-DAY
Tangled Snark

Tangled Snark



Oct 4 2009 11:54 PM

ELECTRIC PROMOTIONS

Electric Promotions



Sep 12 2009 1:14 AM


Come out to We Make Stuff...music, art & fashion
on Saturday Sept. 19th from 7-9pm!
Judge a skateboard painting competition, on-site DIY with The WonderCraft, listen to great bands like
Hollywood Gossip, Panjoma & Lost Werks.
Watch a fashion show, & cool dudes on a half-pipe from Find n' Grind skate shop,
with many fabulous local vendors sporting their wares!

We Make Stuff...music, art & fashion presented by Electric Promotions at the Scoot Inn on September 19th from 7-12pm
Tangled Snark

Tangled Snark



Sep 10 2009 6:39 PM


http://do512.com/event/2009/09/19/north-loop-block-party-the-ape-shits-coma-in-algiers-the-fever-dreams-more-free

PANJOMA

PANJOMA



Sep 6 2009 11:30 PM

The Austin Electronic Music Grid has come together with a shit ton of bad asses to bring you something different......

*Hologram from Divers Arts
*Live Video Display provided by: Hipnautica
*Guest DJ Spot DJ John Thomas
*ArcAttack performs with (2) twelve feet tall singing Tesla coils is an eye popping spectacle of musical midi-controlled electricity that you must hear and see to believe.
*One Eyed Doll
*Panjoma CD RELEASE
*After Party at Mug Shots

Tickets for the event are $5 advance (at AustinMusicGrid.org) and $8 at the door. Sponsors for the event include: Navdo, Puzzelle Productions, Diverse Arts Austin, Zebra Imaging, ATX Underground.



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DAG Presents

DAG Presents



Sep 3 2009 10:06 PM


Trivium has come up with a brilliant way to allow their live show be something that the fans are able to enjoy repeatedly.
This tour will feature a special promotion, where each ticket buyer will be able to re-live their experience at the show, as they will have the option to use their TICKET STUB, via a unique code, to redeem a free, full digital soundboard recording of the Trivium show that they attended.
Fans will be able to use the bar code number on their ticket as their unique code to redeem their music at www.trivium.org

Buy Trivium Tickets Here- from GetTix.net

Haunting Oboe Music.

Haunting Oboe Music.



Sep 2 2009 2:53 PM

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SCORPION CHILD

SCORPION CHILD



Aug 29 2009 8:30 AM

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Tangled Snark

Tangled Snark



Aug 22 2009 12:46 AM

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Carl Webb

Carl Webb



Aug 18 2009 5:38 AM

The Rag Blog and South Austin Pictures present a screening of "God Thinks You're a Loser," a perverse comedy from Austin director Gary Chason, at The Independent in the 501 Studio Complex, 8 p.m., Thursday, August 27, 2009, 501 E. 5th at I-35 in Austin, Texas (entrance on Brushy Street, one block east of I-35).

A donation of $10 is suggested, with proceeds benefiting The Rag Blog, a progressive internet news magazine based in Austin. There will be a cash bar.

According to Chason, "God Thinks You're a Loser" is "a zany comedy about strippers and oil men" with "plenty of kinky sex, drugs, and the reckless pursuit of sensual pleasure." But in the end, those who hurt others must answer for their actions.

Much of the film takes place in Hell.

A live discussion with director Gary Chason and star Sue Rock will follow the screening.




http://www.myspace.com/godthinks
Red Leaves

Red Leaves



Aug 16 2009 9:43 PM

hope you can make it out!

vote for our show on DO512.com for a chance to WIN FREE TICKETS!
http://do512.com/event/2009/08/20/the-boom-bang-wine-revolution-inside
Represent Austin

Represent Austin



Aug 14 2009 4:06 PM

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Aug 11 2009 6:17 PM

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Tangled Snark

Tangled Snark



Aug 10 2009 12:38 AM

VOTE for this show on DO512.com for a chance to WIN FREE TICKETS to the show!
http://do512.com/event/2009/08/11/yellow-fever-mutating-meltdown-members-of-finally-punk-cry-blood-apache-tba-inside

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