So... am I supposed to write this in the 3rd person as if I’ve hired someone to write it for me? Okay.... here goes.....
Katrina was born into a huge family, thus pushing her to develop an obnoxious personality so she wouldn’t get lost in the shuffle of the mass of children her mother had. As the only red head of seven children, she got used to standing out in a crowd, as well as people asking "Are you really part of that family?"
Having held many jobs before becoming a stay at home Mom to her two boys, Katrina felt the urge to take the stage .... a release of stress, because she soon realized that "Stay At Home Mom" is another way to say, "Prisoner Being Held Hostage By Little People" and needed adult interaction where beer was present. From her desire to embrace the attention whore within her and get out of the house for a few hours a night, her love of performing was rebirthed. Prior to doing Stand-Up Comedy, Katrina held a wonderful title in High School as the Activities Dork Queen participating in Drama Club, Speech Team, and the like.
Never calling the love she feels for her children into question, she does use them as a large part of her comedy material. She feels it is her job to enlighten the childless masses that aside from enriching and completing one’s life, children also offer a view of Hell unseen by those who do not have children.
"Quiz Bus" on PBS.
PBS commercial. Blink and you'll miss me!
Katrina Brown's Interests
General
Music, Movies, art, the interaction of the worker bee and the fire ant as they struggle up the hill of life.... what the hell? Everything is interesting if you look hard enough.
Music
70's and 80's One Hit Wonders. That is the soundtrack to my childhood, my teens... and I'm stuck there. Mentally and musically.
Movies
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial...no "Favorites" list is complete without it...
The Good-Bye Girl The original movie, not the shitty TNT remake. What the HELL were they thinking, taking a wonderful romantic comedy and screwing it up like that? Someone deserves a smack in the throat for that....
The Color Purple
and yes.... the damn ROCKY movies. ALL of them.
Braveheart....is it still socially acceptable to enjoy Pre Nut-Job Mel?
American History X
How To Make an American Quilt
Super Troopers...and not just because Jim Gaffigan is in it...
Airplane!
Dodgeball
..... etc, etc, etc...
Television
I will FOREVER be a fan of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel. I can't help it. I will debate with you why Spike was more bad-ass than Angel, and I will be correct. I will also sing every song from "Once More, With Feeling" if you have the time. Why? Because I'm retarded like that.
Books
Anything by Stephen King. Well.... almost anything. Just about all of his work. It's amazing what having a famous name can do for a person, because he has floated out a few turds..... but over all? He rocks.
I don't have a lot of time for leasure-reading unless it involves Bob The Builder, Blue's Clues, or Dora and Diego. If you need the scoop on the latest Number of The Day? What Sammy The Sloth is up to? Yeah.... I gotcha covered!
Heroes
My Husband. My kids. That's three Heroes. A woman doesn't need any more than that.
About me: As a wife and mother of two kids, there is no shortage of comedic material thrown at me on a daily basis. The only female in a house of men? There's comedy there.... I can smell it. Either that, or one of them has shit their pants.
I'm a habitual blogger, and some times those blogs are anything BUT funny. Since Tom has decided that our blogging on here needed MESSED WITH, I don't blog near as much as I used to... but subscribe anyway. Sooner or later one of two things will happen: 1. Tom will stop it, and things will go back to normal, or 2. I'll stop bitching about something that is FREE and get used to the changes.
I like to see if I can get under people's skin. I'm opinionated. I ramble... a LOT. Life can kick your ass, and sometimes hashing it out helps. I love a great debate.
I believe the world needs to listen to one another a little more. If we can at least hear one another out, open our minds a bit, we all might be able to meet somewhere in the middle. So, if you're up for something silly, or maybe a deep thought or two, stop by the blog. Subscribe and stick around a bit. It's bound to get a little crazy there sooner or later. I've become rather obsessive with taking pictures at my comedy shows and of my children since we got the New Camera in February. Stop by the Albums and see if you can find some familiar faces!!
Who I'd like to meet: People. Specifically funny and open minded people. Llamas are cool, too. And Penquins. I'd like to meet a penguin.
sup b,hows tings? jus passin thru 2 keep u updated with whats goin on over at my page....
OFFICIAL!!!...
*** "THE FIRST EVER RAP ARTIST & POET IN THE UNITED KINGDOM TO BE GIVEN A FIVE YEAR RAP BAN, BY CROWN COURT TO SILENCE HIM FROM SPEAKING ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD IN HIS MUSIC & POETRY!!" ***
PUNISHMENT FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH & FIGHTING BACK WITH WORDS,AGAINST A RACIST RELATED 2 ME (4 my little girl!)....
* 3.5WEEKS IN PRISON/FACE CUT 2ND MORNING BY JUNKIE CELLMATE/ * 5 YEAR RAP & POETRY SILENCE,ORDERED BY CROWN COURT,INC-PERFORMANCES,RECORDINGS & WRITTEN POETRY. * 2 YEARS SUSPENDED SENTENCE * 180 HRS COMMUNITY SERVICE
"20 NEW PHOTOSHOOT PIC'S"/ "NEW CONSCIOUS & CONTROVERSIAL U.K POETRY BLOGS" (279 in total)/ "10 SONGS ON PLAYER" & LOADZ MORE!!
A little one goes to school at church and this is what thet say honor your mother and father. the little one goes home and does anything mommy asks. a big one goes to the school for church the father says honor thy sun and mary thy mother. confusion sets in and now the little one doesn't know what to do. he loves his mother but knot enough to mary her, and he doesn't understand the father cuzz he was blinded by the other sun so he turns to witchcraft. by now the day is over nightime comes along and he hears @ star, the star says i have a very dark past but if you can forgive me i will make it up to you. the child follows the star only to find out that the star is in love with his mother too! so they share a few $ecret$, make a pack, and mommy has the time of her life....the moral of the story goes like this 13 is time to teach mommy @ lesson and 23 you better rite hur @ Letter!
First one off to school is hard. Then you can't wait to get the second started. You can't wait for summer vacation to end so they are back in! I promise, you too will survive. Wait till he starts learning and brining stuff home. You will be SO proud.
Definitely make your way here! Your blogs had me just a going tonight...more than I can say for all the other ones that somehow make it to the top of the list everyday. Have a good one!
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